I don't know how someone can poop and cum at the same time. Doesn't the male human body prevent that from happening, like, your butt sphincter clamps up (along with multiple other muscles) when you ejaculate? I tried imagining that nightmare scenario, but can't seem to do it.
Someone please confirm this phenomenon. I am most curious.
Well I guess it's like when you pull out anal beads when you cum or if you do poppers and loosen your sphincter.
I don't know how someone can poop and cum at the same time. Doesn't the male human body prevent that from happening, like, your butt sphincter clamps up (along with multiple other muscles) when you ejaculate? I tried imagining that nightmare scenario, but can't seem to do it.
Someone please confirm this phenomenon. I am most curious.
Well I guess it's like when you pull out anal beads when you cum or if you do poppers and loosen your sphincter.
The male G-Spot is somewhere deep inside the ass. Or so I've been told.
I don't know how someone can poop and cum at the same time. Doesn't the male human body prevent that from happening, like, your butt sphincter clamps up (along with multiple other muscles) when you ejaculate? I tried imagining that nightmare scenario, but can't seem to do it.
Someone please confirm this phenomenon. I am most curious.
Well I guess it's like when you pull out anal beads when you cum or if you do poppers and loosen your sphincter.
The male G-Spot is somewhere deep inside the ass. Or so I've been told.
That's the prostate gland which can be stimulated like a G-spot
What I was describing was the "release" sensation from both ends. If you ever read the book Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, there's a hilarious story about it.
To try and make the long story short i was 17 and i kind of knew i was gay but wasn't 100% sure and i had an opportunity at a party to find out because this girl was really into me so after we were completely shit faced we went upstairs and i guess in the process of her riding me i fell asleep and we tried again but were both way to tired so we crashed and tried again the next day and after about 30 minutes of it not happening and me totally not being into it i realized that yeah, i was gay.
We actually became really good friends and she became my "girlfriend" through out high school because this was a time when you would get your head kicked in for being gay and i lived in a smaller part of the city full of highly religious rednecks who hated gay people. But those 2 days were some of my most awkward moments in life, that and my dad knowing i was gay before i told him. I don't know how but when i went into his room to tell him, before i could spit it out he said you're gay, i know.
TL;DR Got drunk and fell asleep during sex, next day i couldn't get it up only to realize i was gay.
Goddamn these are some pretty awkward moments. I was gonna say going to toys r' us with my DS to grab my Arcaeus and the clerk asking me if my kid was in the bathroom, but man your guys stories take the cake.
I had sex with my friends younger sister and one of us accidentally mentioned it in front of him when we didn't realize he was right next to us. He glared at me and I gave him sort of a "Well..." look, because there is literally no right thing to say in a situation like that. That was the last we ever spoke of that. More embarrassing for her than me though, she turned redder than any human being I have ever seen before, then once he left she wrapped herself up in the couch blanket like a cocoon.
In school, about once every semester or so, we had to pick a book to later review. In 9th grade I chose Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler (im not a nazi, his speeches and expression was amazing imo, and I was a bit curious). Two days until review, our teacher went to Houston to visit her dying grandma (she had cancer apparently) and we had a substitute teacher, who ofcourse is a jew. Two days later, I read my review (I liked the book) to my jewish substitute. She looked at me strange the entire time. I just wanted to die.
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