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#1 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -

In all honesty, I saw this topic on Gamespot and blatantly stole the idea.  The question is simple; what are your turn-offs when it comes to dating?  And for the lulz, when it comes to sex?   Mine would be:

  • Smokers
  • A woman that has the same personality as me
  • Women who, when asked what music they like, answer with "anything they can dance to"
  • Spitters (ahem)
  • Stomach/neck kissers
  • Tequila drinkers
  • Horse faces
  • Tall women
  • Crack addicts
  • Girls with hairy arms
  • Unibrows, and fake eyebrows
  • Women with big purses
 
Alrighty then, lets hear what some fellow Giantbombers consider turn-offs.
#2 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -

Fucking emos...

#3 Posted by Breadfan (6589 posts) -

Fatties

#4 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

tattoos, way too big genitals, annoying attitudes.

#5 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2502 posts) -
@Br3adfan said:
"Fatties "

This too.
#6 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2418 posts) -

People who are shallow.

#7 Posted by skywing (1153 posts) -

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women with those ^^

#8 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

Women who do nothing but pretend they're your friends, and act all flirty with you, saying your the best friend they ever had. All the while dating other guys and coming to you for solace when they dump her and leave her sad. Just because you make her happy. You can make her laugh, but thats not what she wants, no, she wants a bad boy. One that'll work her over and leave her crying with me, holding in telling her how much I love her to shield her from more emotional confusion every time. Until one day when she gets bored she decides she does want you. She makes your life worth living for a little while, she makes you feel like a million dollars, like you have a reason to wake up in the morning. But no, she gets tired of you one day. All your devotion and loyalty to make her happy means nothing when the next boy toy comes into town. She leaves you in the emotional wreck she was always left in, only theres one difference. She had you, but who do you have? Nobody. So you slowly crawl your way to the internet looking for whatever constant you can find. Something you'll be able to depend on in life, that will always be there. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life making 836 posts on the forum and watching every video the site has to offer and listening to every podcast because you have nowhere else to go. 
 
Thats my turn off.

#9 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -
@AndrewGaspar said:
" People who are shallow. "
Your right, I find the deep girls best in bed also
#10 Edited by lordofultima (6208 posts) -

I'm turned off by most things, it'd be easier to list my turn-ons list.
 

  • Me
 
I just noticed you put tall women as a turn-off. That's really a bummer since that's pretty hot imo.
#11 Posted by Expletive (1057 posts) -
@AndrewGaspar said:
" People who are shallow. "
LOLS
#12 Posted by ScrubbingBubbles (150 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
"Women who do nothing but pretend they're your friends, and act all flirty with you, saying your the best friend they ever had. All the while dating other guys and coming to you for solace when they dump her and leave her sad. Just because you make her happy. You can make her laugh, but thats not what she wants, no, she wants a bad boy. One that'll work her over and leave her crying with me, holding in telling her how much I love her to shield her from more emotional confusion every time. Until one day when she gets bored she decides she does want you. She makes your life worth living for a little while, she makes you feel like a million dollars, like you have a reason to wake up in the morning. But no, she gets tired of you one day. All your devotion and loyalty to make her happy means nothing when the next boy toy comes into town. She leaves you in the emotional wreck she was always left in, only theres one difference. She had you, but who do you have? Nobody. So you slowly crawl your way to the internet looking for whatever constant you can find. Something you'll be able to depend on in life, that will always be there. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life making 836 posts on the forum and watching every video the site has to offer and listening to every podcast because you have nowhere else to go.  Thats my turn off. "

Damn, they're all like that.
#13 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -
  • smokers
  • too shallow
 
There's probably more.
#14 Posted by Expletive (1057 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" Women who do nothing but pretend they're your friends, and act all flirty with you, saying your the best friend they ever had. All the while dating other guys and coming to you for solace when they dump her and leave her sad. Just because you make her happy. You can make her laugh, but thats not what she wants, no, she wants a bad boy. One that'll work her over and leave her crying with me, holding in telling her how much I love her to shield her from more emotional confusion every time. Until one day when she gets bored she decides she does want you. She makes your life worth living for a little while, she makes you feel like a million dollars, like you have a reason to wake up in the morning. But no, she gets tired of you one day. All your devotion and loyalty to make her happy means nothing when the next boy toy comes into town. She leaves you in the emotional wreck she was always left in, only theres one difference. She had you, but who do you have? Nobody. So you slowly crawl your way to the internet looking for whatever constant you can find. Something you'll be able to depend on in life, that will always be there. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life making 836 posts on the forum and watching every video the site has to offer and listening to every podcast because you have nowhere else to go.  Thats my turn off. "
I can identify with pretty much, everything you said.
#15 Posted by Seedofpower (3925 posts) -
@kmdrkul said:
" @AndrewGaspar said:
" People who are shallow. "
Your right, I find the deep girls best in bed also "
Bahahaha me too.
#16 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -

Poor hygiene and/or grooming.  In any place.

#17 Posted by natetodamax (19171 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" Women who do nothing but pretend they're your friends, and act all flirty with you, saying your the best friend they ever had. All the while dating other guys and coming to you for solace when they dump her and leave her sad. Just because you make her happy. You can make her laugh, but thats not what she wants, no, she wants a bad boy. One that'll work her over and leave her crying with me, holding in telling her how much I love her to shield her from more emotional confusion every time. Until one day when she gets bored she decides she does want you. She makes your life worth living for a little while, she makes you feel like a million dollars, like you have a reason to wake up in the morning. But no, she gets tired of you one day. All your devotion and loyalty to make her happy means nothing when the next boy toy comes into town. She leaves you in the emotional wreck she was always left in, only theres one difference. She had you, but who do you have? Nobody. So you slowly crawl your way to the internet looking for whatever constant you can find. Something you'll be able to depend on in life, that will always be there. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life making 836 posts on the forum and watching every video the site has to offer and listening to every podcast because you have nowhere else to go.  Thats my turn off. "
You, sir, win the thread
#18 Posted by JackiJinx (3089 posts) -

God damn. Men are more obsessed with love than women.

#19 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with love than women. "
Did you seriously just figure that out?
#20 Posted by natetodamax (19171 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with sex than women. "
Fixed
#21 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Too many to list, but the main one is spoiled women.

#22 Posted by bjorno (1411 posts) -

women who listen to coldplay

#23 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" @JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with sex than women. "
Fixed "
XD
#24 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" @JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with sex than women. "
Fixed "
You, sir, are part of the problem.
#25 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" @natetodamax said:
" @JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with sex than women. "
Fixed "
You, sir, are part of the problem. "
First step in fixing a problem is to admitting to it!
#26 Posted by Valames (726 posts) -

Long walks on the beach
Night by the fire
Kittens running in a field of flowers being chased by Domo
Car Keys
Going to the Scrap Booking isle in Target with my girlfriend 

#27 Posted by JackiJinx (3089 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" @JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with thinking of sex than actually having a women. "
Fixed "
Fixed
#28 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" @natetodamax said:
" @JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with thinking of sex than actually having a women. "
Fixed "
Fixed "
This is true.
#29 Posted by natetodamax (19171 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" @natetodamax said:
" @JackiJinx said:
" God damn. Men are more obsessed with thinking of sex than actually having a women. "
Fixed "
Fixed "
Your logic is weird
#30 Posted by anarchyzombie9 (615 posts) -

Stupidity

#31 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@natetodamax: Makes sense to me!
#32 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

You all give men a bad name.

#33 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" You all give men a bad name. "
It's true, dude. All of us are a bunch of perverted fucks. :P
#34 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW said:
" You all give men a bad name. "
It's true, dude. All of us are a bunch of perverted fucks. :P "
Oh are we? That may be so, but do we have to act like it?
#35 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW said:
" You all give men a bad name. "
It's true, dude. All of us are a bunch of perverted fucks. :P "
Oh are we? That may be so, but do we have to act like it? "
Only when we are alone in the dark.
#36 Posted by EVO (3864 posts) -
  • Bloodshot eyes
  • Dreadlocks
  • Fat chicks
  • Gingers
  • Girls that can rip a bong better than me
  • Girls that listen to hardcore
  • Ravers
#37 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW said:
" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW said:
" You all give men a bad name. "
It's true, dude. All of us are a bunch of perverted fucks. :P "
Oh are we? That may be so, but do we have to act like it? "
Only when we are alone in the dark. "
When I'm alone in the dark I cry, and lay awake in bed wishing I could hold her again.
#38 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW said:
" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW said:
" You all give men a bad name. "
It's true, dude. All of us are a bunch of perverted fucks. :P "
Oh are we? That may be so, but do we have to act like it? "
Only when we are alone in the dark. "
When I'm alone in the dark I cry, and lay awake in bed wishing I could hold her again. "
hahaha. I bet you touch yourself while you're thinking about her.
#39 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

No, I touch a picture of her that I have on my mantle.

#40 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@DanielJW: And the picture in your front pocket.
#41 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW: And the picture in your front pocket. "
I spend my nights crying over my wine, lamenting my lost love.
#42 Posted by JackiJinx (3089 posts) -
@DanielJW: Do you honestly believe that only men are perveted fucks?
#43 Posted by Stang (4726 posts) -

Fatties. They smell like onion.

#44 Posted by Red12b (9079 posts) -


  God damn this thread is both hilarious deeply disturbing, and Gut wrenchingly depressive all in one,   
 
For me,  
Liars. Manipulators, Major Hypocrites, Baisicley whatever makes a good polotician. 
But in saying that, Most people have these atributes, So yeah.

Ummm, Hey look a flying bird!   

#45 Posted by Red12b (9079 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" @DanielJW: Do you honestly believe that only men are perveted fucks? "
No both men and woman can be creepy,  
We are weird as a species, 
It gives us an equilibrium, Hopefully.
@DanielJW said:
" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW: And the picture in your front pocket. "
I spend my nights crying over my wine, lamenting my lost love. "
Jesus Christ man, Get over her,
#46 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Red12b said:

" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @DanielJW: And the picture in your front pocket. "
I spend my nights crying over my wine, lamenting my lost love. "
Jesus Christ man, Get over her, "
Weasley.
#47 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

Loud ones who scream your opinion or theirs out so the public can hear.
Messed up teeth.
Fat chicks... Ewww
Goth ones
Super ghetto ones with "Attitude"

#48 Posted by Red12b (9079 posts) -
@DanielJW:
I don't get the refrence.
#49 Posted by JackiJinx (3089 posts) -
@RetroIce4 said:
" Loud ones who scream your opinion or theirs out so the public can hear"
You mean a human. I'm sure you'll find some animals in the woods that suit part of your needs.
#50 Posted by Rapture (265 posts) -

Dorks/Geeks sitting in front of your class trying to be cool and gangsta and all that.