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#1 Posted by Trains (173 posts) -

What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise you were invisible?

#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19813 posts) -

Go outside and pull down everyone's pants.

#3 Posted by jking47 (1266 posts) -

Go outside and masturbate.

#4 Posted by Fezz (451 posts) -

Sleep

#5 Posted by GunstarRed (5783 posts) -

Paint myself.

#6 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1788 posts) -

from your thread title, you had me convinced I was for a second. What would I do? Go about my daily life, just makingsure I don't get counted absent from work/school.

#7 Posted by Landon (4134 posts) -

Take celebrity pictures in their most intimate moments and sell them for millions.

#8 Posted by Phatmac (5917 posts) -

Stop myself from posting dumb threads.

#9 Posted by LastNinja (296 posts) -

Eyeballs also invisible? Then I'd be blind, an invisible blind man fumbling around worst day ever.

#10 Posted by StarvingGamer (8958 posts) -

I'm indivisible

#11 Posted by Canteu (2844 posts) -

@jking47: You don't need to be invisible to do that. Live a little!

#12 Posted by awesomeusername (4503 posts) -

Rob a bank.

#13 Posted by JJOR64 (19529 posts) -

Stuff...

#14 Posted by AjayRaz (12651 posts) -

@Fezz said:

Sleep

yep

#15 Posted by Hizang (9360 posts) -

I really don't know, I would probably fucking panic and think I was dead.

#16 Posted by Stonyman65 (3010 posts) -

The obvious answer: Girl's locker room (and basically the entire movie Hollow Man)

The other answer: steal shit. They can't see you.

#17 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

@awesomeusername said:

Rob a bank.

How would you get the money out of the bank though...

#18 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5147 posts) -

I would become the best hitman ever.

#19 Edited by awesomeusername (4503 posts) -

@Yanngc33 said:

@awesomeusername said:

Rob a bank.

How would you get the money out of the bank though...

Payday: The Heist has taught me to C4 the wall next to the supply office. Or I could go Joker and have a bus smash through the wall.

#20 Posted by RPGee (775 posts) -

Most of you are forgetting what time of year it is.

I'd hang around underneath a sheet, pretending to be a ghost to people. Then after they've had a laugh, I'll lift up the sheet and freak them the fuck out.

Unless I turn visible again, in which case I'll be butt-naked and there'll be the same result.

#21 Posted by SexyToad (2939 posts) -

Mess with people.

#22 Posted by AngelN7 (2999 posts) -

Say that I'm a tangible ghost.

#23 Posted by MyNiceIceLife (659 posts) -

I'd probably mess with people and maybe some criminal acts, depends on how long the invisibility would last.

#24 Edited by jakob187 (22306 posts) -

Here's a list of things:

  1. Drive around town in a convertible.
  2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.
  3. Walk through a park full of snow while people are around.
  4. Giggle over and over in a room of people.
  5. Run around tipping over every ladder I can find that someone isn't climbing.
  6. Start random food fights in cafeterias of public schools.
  7. Drive around town on a motorcycle.

The driving around stuff is important.

#25 Posted by NakAttack (1329 posts) -

Id steal Kitt and drive around.

#26 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

i would walk around town just watching people.

#27 Posted by Genkkaku (755 posts) -

I would move things around.. Like someones coffee cup or keys slightly further away, so they slowly think they are losing there minds..

#28 Posted by TooWalrus (13320 posts) -

Really, just a bunch of weird, semi-perverted sexual stuff. It's probably best not to think about it.

#29 Posted by Clonedzero (4206 posts) -

perv it up

#30 Edited by JackSukeru (6072 posts) -

Grow a mustache.

#31 Edited by CaLe (4204 posts) -

I would kill people with my bare hands.

#32 Posted by Nux (2530 posts) -

Steal everything!

#33 Posted by Scarlet_Rogue (528 posts) -

can my clothes be invisible too? otherwise I'd just go about my day freaking people out as a walking shirt,pants, and sneakers

#34 Posted by charlie_victor_bravo (1192 posts) -

Dip my junk into other peoples food - more frequently and not just in my workplace like I do now.

#35 Posted by RazielCuts (3057 posts) -
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#36 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

Live free. Nick stuff. Kick someone I don't like in the groin. Reward someone I DO like in a manner that seems divine. Whisper stuff like "burn..." and "the time has come" into people's ears. Sing loudly in public.

#37 Posted by pyromagnestir (4380 posts) -

Have I turned invisible before or after I swapped genders? This makes all the difference in the world.

#38 Posted by Fattony12000 (7915 posts) -

I'm not crazy. But I am invisible.

#39 Posted by deathstriker666 (1349 posts) -

Miss being visible and live in a state of constant misery

#40 Posted by ashogo (952 posts) -

That would depend on whether or not my clothes are invisible as well. If not, I would have a hard time getting over the fact that I'd have to walk around everywhere naked in order to not be seen.

#41 Posted by darkdragonmage99 (744 posts) -

Rob a fucking bank or 12

#42 Posted by EuanDewar (5141 posts) -

cry

#43 Posted by Rainbowkisses (519 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

#44 Posted by aurahack (2483 posts) -

The good person in me says I'd probably just try not to abuse the power.

But then actual me made me realise I'm full of shit and I'd just go steal cars and go really fast everywhere.

#45 Posted by jakob187 (22306 posts) -

@Rainbowkisses said:

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

You're invisible. Walk in there, start yelling out "GOD DOES NOT EXIST, I AM *insert some stupid name*, I AM THE CREATOR AND ALL POWERFUL" or something like that.

People will believe anything that comes from the middle of nowhere. Look at Mormons.

#46 Posted by BestUsernameEver (5027 posts) -

@Fezz said:

Sleep

Outside

#47 Posted by aznjon12 (201 posts) -

Go see a doctor.

#48 Posted by Catarrhal (861 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

@Rainbowkisses said:

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

You're invisible. Walk in there, start yelling out "GOD DOES NOT EXIST, I AM *insert some stupid name*, I AM THE CREATOR AND ALL POWERFUL" or something like that.

People will believe anything that comes from the middle of nowhere. Look at Mormons.

I'd rather visit the Scientology Center and tell people the truth about Xenu.

#49 Posted by 49th (3009 posts) -

Go outside naked and die of the cold.

#50 Posted by A_Talking_Donkey (264 posts) -

Start a new fetish site.