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#1 Posted by Trains (134 posts) -

What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise you were invisible?

#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19304 posts) -

Go outside and pull down everyone's pants.

#3 Posted by jking47 (1207 posts) -

Go outside and masturbate.

#4 Posted by Fezz (440 posts) -

Sleep

#5 Posted by GunstarRed (4992 posts) -

Paint myself.

#6 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1631 posts) -

from your thread title, you had me convinced I was for a second. What would I do? Go about my daily life, just makingsure I don't get counted absent from work/school.

#7 Posted by Landon (4127 posts) -

Take celebrity pictures in their most intimate moments and sell them for millions.

#8 Posted by Phatmac (5720 posts) -

Stop myself from posting dumb threads.

#9 Posted by LastNinja (281 posts) -

Eyeballs also invisible? Then I'd be blind, an invisible blind man fumbling around worst day ever.

#10 Posted by StarvingGamer (7899 posts) -

I'm indivisible

#11 Posted by Canteu (2821 posts) -

@jking47: You don't need to be invisible to do that. Live a little!

#12 Posted by awesomeusername (4152 posts) -

Rob a bank.

#13 Posted by JJOR64 (18881 posts) -

Stuff...

#14 Posted by AjayRaz (12416 posts) -

@Fezz said:

Sleep

yep

#15 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

I really don't know, I would probably fucking panic and think I was dead.

#16 Posted by Stonyman65 (2566 posts) -

The obvious answer: Girl's locker room (and basically the entire movie Hollow Man)

The other answer: steal shit. They can't see you.

#17 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

@awesomeusername said:

Rob a bank.

How would you get the money out of the bank though...

#18 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4901 posts) -

I would become the best hitman ever.

#19 Edited by awesomeusername (4152 posts) -

@Yanngc33 said:

@awesomeusername said:

Rob a bank.

How would you get the money out of the bank though...

Payday: The Heist has taught me to C4 the wall next to the supply office. Or I could go Joker and have a bus smash through the wall.

#20 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

Most of you are forgetting what time of year it is.

I'd hang around underneath a sheet, pretending to be a ghost to people. Then after they've had a laugh, I'll lift up the sheet and freak them the fuck out.

Unless I turn visible again, in which case I'll be butt-naked and there'll be the same result.

#21 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Mess with people.

#22 Posted by AngelN7 (2970 posts) -

Say that I'm a tangible ghost.

#23 Posted by MyNiceIceLife (612 posts) -

I'd probably mess with people and maybe some criminal acts, depends on how long the invisibility would last.

#24 Edited by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

Here's a list of things:

  1. Drive around town in a convertible.
  2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.
  3. Walk through a park full of snow while people are around.
  4. Giggle over and over in a room of people.
  5. Run around tipping over every ladder I can find that someone isn't climbing.
  6. Start random food fights in cafeterias of public schools.
  7. Drive around town on a motorcycle.

The driving around stuff is important.

#25 Posted by NakAttack (1289 posts) -

Id steal Kitt and drive around.

#26 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

i would walk around town just watching people.

#27 Posted by Genkkaku (732 posts) -

I would move things around.. Like someones coffee cup or keys slightly further away, so they slowly think they are losing there minds..

#28 Posted by TooWalrus (13127 posts) -

Really, just a bunch of weird, semi-perverted sexual stuff. It's probably best not to think about it.

#29 Posted by Clonedzero (4036 posts) -

perv it up

#30 Edited by JackSukeru (5897 posts) -

Grow a mustache.

#31 Edited by CaLe (3895 posts) -

I would kill people with my bare hands.

#32 Posted by Nux (2292 posts) -

Steal everything!

#33 Posted by Scarlet_Rogue (497 posts) -

can my clothes be invisible too? otherwise I'd just go about my day freaking people out as a walking shirt,pants, and sneakers

#34 Posted by charlie_victor_bravo (919 posts) -

Dip my junk into other peoples food - more frequently and not just in my workplace like I do now.

#35 Posted by RazielCuts (2900 posts) -
#36 Posted by Harkat (1099 posts) -

Live free. Nick stuff. Kick someone I don't like in the groin. Reward someone I DO like in a manner that seems divine. Whisper stuff like "burn..." and "the time has come" into people's ears. Sing loudly in public.

#37 Posted by pyromagnestir (4190 posts) -

Have I turned invisible before or after I swapped genders? This makes all the difference in the world.

#38 Posted by Fattony12000 (6940 posts) -

I'm not crazy. But I am invisible.

#39 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

Miss being visible and live in a state of constant misery

#40 Posted by ashogo (943 posts) -

That would depend on whether or not my clothes are invisible as well. If not, I would have a hard time getting over the fact that I'd have to walk around everywhere naked in order to not be seen.

#41 Posted by darkdragonmage99 (740 posts) -

Rob a fucking bank or 12

#42 Posted by EuanDewar (4681 posts) -

cry

Online
#43 Posted by Rainbowkisses (472 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

#44 Posted by aurahack (2264 posts) -

The good person in me says I'd probably just try not to abuse the power.

But then actual me made me realise I'm full of shit and I'd just go steal cars and go really fast everywhere.

#45 Posted by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

@Rainbowkisses said:

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

You're invisible. Walk in there, start yelling out "GOD DOES NOT EXIST, I AM *insert some stupid name*, I AM THE CREATOR AND ALL POWERFUL" or something like that.

People will believe anything that comes from the middle of nowhere. Look at Mormons.

#46 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

@Fezz said:

Sleep

Outside

#47 Posted by aznjon12 (188 posts) -

Go see a doctor.

#48 Posted by Catarrhal (817 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

@Rainbowkisses said:

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

You're invisible. Walk in there, start yelling out "GOD DOES NOT EXIST, I AM *insert some stupid name*, I AM THE CREATOR AND ALL POWERFUL" or something like that.

People will believe anything that comes from the middle of nowhere. Look at Mormons.

I'd rather visit the Scientology Center and tell people the truth about Xenu.

#49 Posted by 49th (2666 posts) -

Go outside naked and die of the cold.

#50 Posted by A_Talking_Donkey (262 posts) -

Start a new fetish site.