#1 Posted by mrcool11 (469 posts) -

You have been told by a mysterious stranger that you have ten minutes to live. You are immediately teleported to an empty house that contains not only the 5 people you hate most in the world, but the love of your life as well. There is also a Taurus PT145 handgun tucked into the back of your belt. The clock is ticking. What do you do?

#2 Posted by LiquidPrince (15944 posts) -

Confess my love, maybe get a little kiss, and wait for death. Unless I know I can escape. The question is pointless to an immortal like me however XD

#3 Posted by FCKSNAP (2299 posts) -

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT

....


*boom*

#4 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3092 posts) -

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

#5 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

Kill the guys, rape the girls, then off myself.

#6 Posted by Mercator (365 posts) -

Get to the fucking.

#7 Posted by VitaminWaterYum (381 posts) -

This question is illogical, you state that the house is empty yet it contains seven people, including yourself.

#8 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) -
Mercator said:
"Get to the fucking."
Yep.
#9 Posted by Bellum (2944 posts) -

Get out of the house and look for alcohol.

#10 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Between kissing the love of my life and shooting the Jonas Brothers in the face...I think I choose the second.

#11 Posted by LiquidPrince (15944 posts) -
Black_Rose said:
"Between kissing the love of my life and shooting the Jonas Brothers in the face...I think I choose the second. "
XD Poor guys, what have they done to you XD
#12 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Give the gun to my loved one and hope she's a good shot.

#13 Posted by Kush (8889 posts) -

This makes absolutely no sense...I would shoot myself and wake up because it's obviously nothing but a drug-induced dream.

#14 Edited by DeadMonkeys (825 posts) -

Turn into a jet.
Bomb the russians.
Fly Into the sun.
Now I'm dead.

#15 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Make those last 10 minutes the best of my love's life. I think I'd have to pass on sex, though. Dying in the middle of sex would probably traumatize the poor girl for life. So nothing too sexual... just gotta keep it as sweet and romantic and loving as possible.

#16 Posted by End_Boss (3220 posts) -

Shoot the- no, kiss the- no, find a- HUUGHHUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Brain aneurysm.

#17 Posted by bjorno (1416 posts) -

Eat the gun and shit a wormhole.

#18 Posted by Shadow (4980 posts) -

I beat the living shit out of Quinn for the first 5 minutes.  Damn I hate that guy.  Then I cap his ass and kill Warren because I just know he's the one behind the whole damn thing.

#19 Posted by PenguinDust (12512 posts) -
I'll recant on my deathbed.

-- Always have a backup plan.

#20 Posted by Kazona (3065 posts) -

Not much useful you can do in 10 minutes so I wouldn't do anything other than tell the love of my life that I was going to die.

#21 Posted by Captain_Fookup (1519 posts) -

Shoot all the females in the head and commence skull fucking them.

#22 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

Get laid.

#23 Posted by zudthespud (3281 posts) -

I'd do a barrel roll.

I'm sorry, i couldn't resist.

#24 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

Make a sammich

#25 Posted by MattyFTM (14383 posts) -

I'd know it was time to stop doing drugs.

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#26 Posted by Soap (3589 posts) -
DeadMonkeys said:
"Turn into a jet.Bomb the russians.Fly Into the sun.Now I'm dead."
Are you the boss by anychance?

I'd have sex with every single person in that room, at the same time. Sounds crazy, but I reckon I could give it a good shot.
#27 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

I would be so terrified that would probably start crying.

#28 Posted by BrickRoad (702 posts) -

I'd shoot the clock.The ticking! Oh god, the ticking! Then I'd say 'sorry about shooting the clock, it wasn't anyones was it?'. Then I'd put the gun in my mouth and kneel down. Suddenly a voice I recognise tells me not to shoot myself. I turn around and it's my father, plus some old dude in a wheel chair! Anyway some nut wants to record my last few moments, so I let them. Hmm. Anyway...

#29 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -

I'll take the lover.

#30 Posted by Cwaff (1260 posts) -

Wait for the mysterious stranger to come back, kill him and ride with my love into the sunset...

#31 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2838 posts) -
zudthespud said:
"I'd do a barrel roll.I'm sorry, i couldn't resist."
This is what everyone must do.
#32 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
DeadMonkeys said:
"Turn into a jet.Bomb the russians.Fly Into the sun.Now I'm dead."
Like a baws!