I would head down to a gun store, pick up some shotguns and a lot of ammo. Head down to the food store stock up on tons of food and barricade myself in my house.
I don't know where the local gun store is. Hell, i think it's in downtown and that's like an hour away from my house. So yeah, I'm dead if zombies come.
But I will probably use this chance to steal the car's keys and drive freely =]
Run to gun store, pick up as many light/powerful weapons and ammo I could, try to pick up a bunch of canned meals from some store, and then head to a mall and bunker down.
"I would stay in my house. We have lots of swords and guns here =P
All my friends say when they come over "I'm coming here when the zombie invasion happens!" :P
It's also made of concrete and has a balcony looking out onto a huge long yard with a driveway. So we could just sit on the balcony and hang out and shoot zombies all day =P
I would fill up my mp3-player with Danko Jones and go whoop some zombie ass melee style! Hmm, I think I would have to save my girl-friend first. Then I would find some survivors, always making sure, they haven't been bitten and then we would fight our way out of the city, somewhere safe. Man, that's boring.
Figure out a way to Market them as pets in a Fido style corporation. To avoid being eaten i would simply walk away. classical zombies are slow.
New-aged 28 days later Zombies:
After dying my hair Pink and shaving it into a Mohawk, i would find some football pads and leather pants. i would then make sure that my costume would have at least three chains on it. Why would i do this you might ask? cause i am going to get bitten, I'm fat. if that happens, i might as well be the most badass madmax based zombie ever.
No gun stores up in Canada, I would not stay in my house, I would try to go somewhere that have a lot of people and try to camp out there and defend myself till the end. That place would most likely be a mall... cause you know... it just feels like the ideal place, unless zombies totally take over the entire thing like in Dead Rising.
I would immediately grab what non-perishable food I have, put it in bags and get in my car. I'd then drive to the Safeway near me, get a ton of bottled water, canned food (and a can opener cause I forgot that at my house), and whatever else I can grab. I'd then drive to the naval base near me and pray to god that they haven't been taken over. If they haven't but it's abandoned because the military is out trying to save people, that's cool, I can hole up in one of the bunkers with all my shit. If the military is there, then fuck yeah, I'm gonna grab a gun and make myself a little base on top of the hill. Zombies can't climb up hills very well.
I'm going to make a few assumptions here; that this the beginning of a large outbreak, that I'm at home when the zombie outbreak surfaces, and I'm in it for the long haul.
Assign Work: Currently, there are four people (including me) living in my house, but for our purposes, let's say I'm living there by myself. If I was not alone, every person would need to know what they are in charge of and supposed to be doing at all times, so that not one unproductive minute goes by. Since we're saying I live alone, I can skip to Step 2.
Take Inventory: What do I already have, and what do I need?
Barricade: My house has two floors, so, to zombie-proof it, I would first destroy the stairs leading to the second floor, then lock and board up, with any materials I currently have, all doors and windows. Next I'd move every thing I might need up to the second floor, which will be my new residence.
Get Supplies: Head to the nearest small grocery store or gas station (which is easy for me, since I live out in the boondocks) and pick up as many non-perishables as I can, as well as materials to further fortify my barricades. Super Centers are death traps; a nexus of bodies, both healthy and infected yet to turn, during the beginning of an outbreak, as everyone tends to have the same idea: Food and guns. That said, I would also stay away from gun shops, at least for the time being.
Adjust Group Size: Do I have too many people or too few? Since I'm alone, I'll call some friends. I believe that a group of twelve is the most well-balanced size for surviving a zombie outbreak since it's the most flexible, without being overly large. You can split the group in to pretty much any size or number of teams, depending what would fit the situation the best.
Plan Ahead: "No place is safe, only safer." Eventually, as the zombie outbreak escalates, my little house in the woods will no longer be safe, for whatever the reason. Therefor I would begin planning now on what to do and where to go when that eventuality becomes a reality.
Assumptions: Slow moving zombies/ start at home/ start at beginning of outbreak, full of panic. 0. Shit myself. Change underwear, begin plan. 1. Call my friends and my girlfriend and tell them to stay at home until i come to pick them up, no matter how long it took, and not to go outside at all. 2. Stay home until the sounds outside have quieted. 3. Arm myself with one of my bokken, and place inside my backpack my laptop/ fan/ HD/ wires, as well as keep my ipod and phone on me. Fill a small duffel bag with needed stuff such as water, can opener, flashlight and thats it for now. 4. Slowly advance outside, with the duffel bag slung over one shoulder. 5. Proceed toward the road and look for an empty car with keys still inside. If needed, flee and look elsewhere. 6. Find a car and place my bags in the passenger seat and advance slowly and carefully down the road/ sidewalk where needed until I get to my girlfriend's house. 7. Depending on time of day, stay for night and call remaining friends and tell them to stay where they are and that i'll get them tomorrow. Otherwise just go get them until sundown, then call remaining. 8. Once I have safely found all of my closest friends and have them with me, find a tall apartment complex and park right infront of the door, leaving supplies in the car until a safe zone has been established. 9. Me and 2 other people who are strong enough to take out a zombie and fast enough to flee get out of the car and head into the building, kicking down the door if locked. Advancing slowly to the stairway and heading up to the top floor, taking out any zombies along the way. If overpowered, flee and try again elsewhere. 10. Establish a base on the top floor with a secure route, and move the rest of our group as well as out supplies to the base. 11. Rest for the day, no matter the time. 12. When entire group is awoken in the morning set out with small group to clear floor of building of zombies while those at base arrange base and prepare lunch/ breakfast, etc. 13. Continue like this until building is secure. 14. Stay in base until required to leave for supplies, and only then take the car no matter how far and have 3 people go, with a headset communication established with home base.
I would wait inside my house for about 72 hours, walk outside and then laugh my ass off because they will quickly be completely dead/barely able to move. Then I will go off and start burning bodies.
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