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Posted by Pleasureizmine (2136 posts) -

Blank Sheet Anything Goes

My Zombie Survival Sheet


#1 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2136 posts) -

Blank Sheet Anything Goes

My Zombie Survival Sheet


#2 Posted by Scheds (464 posts) -

I think you'd make it through the apocalypse!

#3 Posted by yorro (558 posts) -

I was going to put chuck norris there but i'd be cheating 

#4 Posted by tokyochicken (849 posts) -

Took some work but I finished. 


#5 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) -

HERE WE GO




#6 Posted by BoG (5187 posts) -


#7 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -


#8 Posted by Sweep (8837 posts) -


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#9 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -


#10 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2136 posts) -

I think hamz just won

#11 Posted by Cogito (174 posts) -

I concur.

#12 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -


#13 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -

I could have one weapon against  zombies it would be a plastic lightsaber.

#14 Posted by WallacetheGreat (555 posts) -


#15 Posted by Foil1212 (444 posts) -


#16 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -
Foil1212 said:
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Dude, If Sam Jackson is on your side you automatically win!
#17 Posted by Sweep (8837 posts) -

i would like to point out that my primary weapon is a Bear.

Bear >>> Zombies

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#18 Edited by WallacetheGreat (555 posts) -

But my secondary weapon is a nuke...

nukes >>> bears >>> zombies

#19 Edited by RandomHero666 (3181 posts) -


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#20 Posted by BoG (5187 posts) -
Pleasureizmine said:
"I think hamz just won"
Magnum P.I. > The Terminator
Yeah, I said it.
#21 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) -
WallacetheGreat said:
"But my secondary weapon is a nuke...nukes >>> bears >>> zombies "
spike bra>>>all
#22 Posted by granderojo (1778 posts) -

You guys aren't going to last very long.


#23 Posted by suneku (2997 posts) -
Hamz said:
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damn that's some badass equipment picking.
#24 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) -

MOAR!!

#25 Posted by jakob187 (21662 posts) -

Do I win the internet for the day?





#26 Posted by RandomHero666 (3181 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"Do I win the internet for the day?




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Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[
I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though.
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#27 Edited by jakob187 (21662 posts) -
RandomHero666 said:
"Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though."
Eyes?

Where I'm going...there won't BE any eyes!

I also wanna take this moment to point out my Holy water balloons, water noodles, and .454 Casull.  The undead are FUCKED!
#28 Posted by RandomHero666 (3181 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"RandomHero666 said:
"Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though."
Eyes?

Where I'm going...there won't BE any eyes!

I also wanna take this moment to point out my Holy water balloons, water noodles, and .454 Casull.  The undead are FUCKED!
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All good choices, but i dont liek your choice in footwear, seriously.. that front wheel could fuck u up if you wear those things.
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#29 Posted by jakob187 (21662 posts) -
RandomHero666 said:
"jakob187 said:
"RandomHero666 said:
"Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though."
Eyes?

Where I'm going...there won't BE any eyes!

I also wanna take this moment to point out my Holy water balloons, water noodles, and .454 Casull.  The undead are FUCKED!"
All good choices, but i dont liek your choice in footwear, seriously.. that front wheel could fuck u up if you wear those things."
I only wear sandals IRL.  I mosh in sandals.  I walk through 20 degree weather in sandals.  I don't think that tricycle will fuck with me.  PLUS...I'm an expert tricycle rider.  = D

I should've picked a spiked-out Big Wheel though.  =  (
#30 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

  • Last words: Zombies are sexist too?!
  • Sidekick: ED-209
  • Headwear: Solid Snake's Bandana (Infinite Ammo)
  • Clothing (Upper): COG Armor T-shirt
  • Clothing (Lower): Bayonetta's boots. I hate high-heels, but make them regular flat boots and I'll take that gun strapped to the back.
  • Main Weapon: AK-47
  • Secondary Weapon: Tessen
  • Inventory: Dante Action Figure, Dare to Repair: A Do-it-Herself Guide to Fixing (Almost) Anything in the Home
  • Location: Alaska
  • Stronghold: GiantBomb headquarters
  • Vehicle: Mario Kart Vehicle
  • Battle Anthem: Mortal Kombat Theme

#31 Posted by jakob187 (21662 posts) -

I just realized that my Location and Stronghold are kind of backwards.  Whatever, though.  As long as I get to lay my sidekick down before we get eaten...it's all good!  = D


This thread, btw, is epic lulz and awesomeness.  
#32 Posted by Sweep (8837 posts) -

i was thinking about an Ed209 sidekick but he can't handle stairs. What have we learned from L4D? Sometimes, you need to go down stairs =|

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#33 Posted by jakob187 (21662 posts) -
Sweep said:
"i was thinking about an Ed209 sidekick but he can't handle stairs. What have we learned from L4D? Sometimes, you need to go down stairs =|"
Sweep is absolutely true about this.  If RoboCop 1 and 2 taught us anything, it's that ED-209s have two left feet...especially around manholes.
#34 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"Sweep said:
"i was thinking about an Ed209 sidekick but he can't handle stairs. What have we learned from L4D? Sometimes, you need to go down stairs =|"
Sweep is absolutely true about this.  If RoboCop 1 and 2 taught us anything, it's that ED-209s have two left feet...especially around manholes.
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ED-209's weakness may be stairs, but his strength is duck hunting, and he can save me from ZOMBIE DUCKS!

  

#35 Posted by jakob187 (21662 posts) -

Bruk, all of that is IMPOSSIBLE for an ED-209.  That video representation is an OBVIOUS fake...as he would've tripped a TON from all that jumping.


Also, everyone knows that ED-209s are allergic to duck dander.  DOY!
#36 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -


#37 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"Bruk, all of that is IMPOSSIBLE for an ED-209.  That video representation is an OBVIOUS fake...as he would've tripped a TON from all that jumping.
Also, everyone knows that ED-209s are allergic to duck dander.  DOY!"
Just because you're jealous of his score doesn't mean you have to deny that it's even him to begin with!
#38 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

Hey Guys, you know who made an awesome sheet? Me.

#39 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

I'm gonna be a dick and call it, my sheet cannot be beaten. It is full of win. When the zombie's come, I will be your only hope.

#40 Posted by Foil1212 (444 posts) -

Nah, I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson won it this round.

#41 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -
Foil1212 said:
"Nah, I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson won it this round."
The Terminator will always be back. Samuel L. however will not. Plus he can get infected....and you know once a sidekick is infected, you gotta cap them then and there.
#42 Posted by Foil1212 (444 posts) -

I wouldn't cap him because he would embrace the zombie.  He would use his new zombie powers for good!

#43 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2136 posts) -

Hamz won he has a fucking light saber

#44 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -
Pleasureizmine said:
"Hamz won he has a fucking light saber"
My weapon is a FUCKING OSCAR!!!!!
#45 Posted by Foil1212 (444 posts) -

And Samuel L. Jackson doesn't? JEEZ! AND IT'S PURPLE!

#46 Posted by DeadMonkeys (825 posts) -


#47 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -
crunchUK said:
"WallacetheGreat said:
"But my secondary weapon is a nuke...nukes >>> bears >>> zombies "
spike bra>>>all"
I'm sorry, but my secondary weapon is Megan Fox. Yeah. She makes for a great nun-chuck.
#48 Edited by jakob187 (21662 posts) -
Coltonio7 said:
"Pleasureizmine said:
"Hamz won he has a fucking light saber"
My weapon is a FUCKING OSCAR!!!!!"
My weapon is a FUCKING WATER NOODLE!!!

A WATER NOODLE!!!


There is NOTHING cooler than a water noodle, nor effective!

brukaoru said:
"jakob187 said:
"Bruk, all of that is IMPOSSIBLE for an ED-209.  That video representation is an OBVIOUS fake...as he would've tripped a TON from all that jumping.
Also, everyone knows that ED-209s are allergic to duck dander.  DOY!"
Just because you're jealous of his score doesn't mean you have to deny that it's even him to begin with! "
ED-209 has NOTHING on me at Duck Hunt.  That's a fucking guarantee.  I play Duck Hunt blindfolded by duct tape!
#49 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) -
SuperMooseman said:
"I'm a wizard!"
i lold
#50 Posted by Weltal (2272 posts) -