Zombie Survial Sheet - Off-Topic

Posted by Pleasureizmine (2137 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Blank Sheet Anything Goes

My Zombie Survival Sheet

#1 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2137 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Blank Sheet Anything Goes

My Zombie Survival Sheet

#2 Posted by Scheds (434 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I think you'd make it through the apocalypse!

#3 Posted by yorro (558 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I was going to put chuck norris there but i'd be cheating

#4 Posted by tokyochicken (848 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Took some work but I finished.

#5 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

HERE WE GO

#6 Posted by BoG (5169 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

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#7 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#8 Posted by Sweep (8110 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

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#9 Posted by Hamz (6842 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#10 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2137 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I think hamz just won

#11 Posted by Cogito (174 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I concur.

#12 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#13 Posted by Teptom (2043 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I could have one weapon against zombies it would be a plastic lightsaber.

#14 Posted by WallacetheGreat (555 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#15 Posted by Foil1212 (404 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#16 Posted by JJWeatherman (13875 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Foil1212 said:

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Dude, If Sam Jackson is on your side you automatically win!

#17 Posted by Sweep (8110 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

i would like to point out that my primary weapon is a Bear.

Bear >>> Zombies

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#18 Edited by WallacetheGreat (555 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

But my secondary weapon is a nuke...

nukes >>> bears >>> zombies

#19 Edited by RandomHero666 (2983 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#20 Posted by BoG (5169 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Pleasureizmine said:

"I think hamz just won"

Magnum P.I. > The Terminator

Yeah, I said it.

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#21 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

WallacetheGreat said:

"But my secondary weapon is a nuke...nukes >>> bears >>> zombies "

spike bra>>>all

#22 Posted by granderojo (1580 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

You guys aren't going to last very long.

#23 Posted by suneku (2997 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Hamz said:

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damn that's some badass equipment picking.

#24 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

MOAR!!

#25 Posted by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Do I win the internet for the day?

#26 Posted by RandomHero666 (2983 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

jakob187 said:

"Do I win the internet for the day?

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Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[
I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though.

#27 Edited by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

RandomHero666 said:

"Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though."

Eyes?

Where I'm going...there won't BE any eyes!

I also wanna take this moment to point out my Holy water balloons, water noodles, and .454 Casull. The undead are FUCKED!

#28 Posted by RandomHero666 (2983 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

jakob187 said:

"RandomHero666 said:
"Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though."
Eyes?

Where I'm going...there won't BE any eyes!

I also wanna take this moment to point out my Holy water balloons, water noodles, and .454 Casull. The undead are FUCKED!
"

All good choices, but i dont liek your choice in footwear, seriously.. that front wheel could fuck u up if you wear those things.

#29 Posted by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

RandomHero666 said:

"jakob187 said:
"RandomHero666 said:
"Shit man, your vehicle is more deadly than mine, especially for zombies laying down with their fingers out-stretched =[I think mine is more pleasing to the eye though."
Eyes?

Where I'm going...there won't BE any eyes!

I also wanna take this moment to point out my Holy water balloons, water noodles, and .454 Casull. The undead are FUCKED!"
All good choices, but i dont liek your choice in footwear, seriously.. that front wheel could fuck u up if you wear those things."

I only wear sandals IRL. I mosh in sandals. I walk through 20 degree weather in sandals. I don't think that tricycle will fuck with me. PLUS...I'm an expert tricycle rider. = D

I should've picked a spiked-out Big Wheel though. = (

#30 Posted by brukaoru (5078 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Last words: Zombies are sexist too?!
Sidekick: ED-209
Headwear: Solid Snake's Bandana (Infinite Ammo)
Clothing (Upper): COG Armor T-shirt
Clothing (Lower): Bayonetta's boots. I hate high-heels, but make them regular flat boots and I'll take that gun strapped to the back.
Main Weapon: AK-47
Secondary Weapon: Tessen
Inventory: Dante Action Figure, Dare to Repair: A Do-it-Herself Guide to Fixing (Almost) Anything in the Home
Location: Alaska
Stronghold: GiantBomb headquarters
Vehicle: Mario Kart Vehicle
Battle Anthem: Mortal Kombat Theme

#31 Posted by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I just realized that my Location and Stronghold are kind of backwards. Whatever, though. As long as I get to lay my sidekick down before we get eaten...it's all good! = D

This thread, btw, is epic lulz and awesomeness.

#32 Posted by Sweep (8110 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

i was thinking about an Ed209 sidekick but he can't handle stairs. What have we learned from L4D? Sometimes, you need to go down stairs =|

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#33 Posted by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Sweep said:

"i was thinking about an Ed209 sidekick but he can't handle stairs. What have we learned from L4D? Sometimes, you need to go down stairs =|"

Sweep is absolutely true about this. If RoboCop 1 and 2 taught us anything, it's that ED-209s have two left feet...especially around manholes.

#34 Posted by brukaoru (5078 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

jakob187 said:

"Sweep said:
"i was thinking about an Ed209 sidekick but he can't handle stairs. What have we learned from L4D? Sometimes, you need to go down stairs =|"
Sweep is absolutely true about this. If RoboCop 1 and 2 taught us anything, it's that ED-209s have two left feet...especially around manholes."

ED-209's weakness may be stairs, but his strength is duck hunting, and he can save me from ZOMBIE DUCKS!

#35 Posted by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Bruk, all of that is IMPOSSIBLE for an ED-209. That video representation is an OBVIOUS fake...as he would've tripped a TON from all that jumping.

Also, everyone knows that ED-209s are allergic to duck dander. DOY!

#36 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#37 Posted by brukaoru (5078 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

jakob187 said:

"Bruk, all of that is IMPOSSIBLE for an ED-209. That video representation is an OBVIOUS fake...as he would've tripped a TON from all that jumping.
Also, everyone knows that ED-209s are allergic to duck dander. DOY!"

Just because you're jealous of his score doesn't mean you have to deny that it's even him to begin with!

#38 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Hey Guys, you know who made an awesome sheet? Me.

#39 Posted by Hamz (6842 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I'm gonna be a dick and call it, my sheet cannot be beaten. It is full of win. When the zombie's come, I will be your only hope.

#40 Posted by Foil1212 (404 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson won it this round.

#41 Posted by Hamz (6842 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Foil1212 said:

"Nah, I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson won it this round."

The Terminator will always be back. Samuel L. however will not. Plus he can get infected....and you know once a sidekick is infected, you gotta cap them then and there.

#42 Posted by Foil1212 (404 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

I wouldn't cap him because he would embrace the zombie. He would use his new zombie powers for good!

#43 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2137 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Hamz won he has a fucking light saber

#44 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Pleasureizmine said:

"Hamz won he has a fucking light saber"

My weapon is a FUCKING OSCAR!!!!!

#45 Posted by Foil1212 (404 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

And Samuel L. Jackson doesn't? JEEZ! AND IT'S PURPLE!

#46 Posted by DeadMonkeys (797 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

#47 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

crunchUK said:

"WallacetheGreat said:
"But my secondary weapon is a nuke...nukes >>> bears >>> zombies "
spike bra>>>all"

I'm sorry, but my secondary weapon is Megan Fox. Yeah. She makes for a great nun-chuck.

#48 Edited by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

Coltonio7 said:

"Pleasureizmine said:
"Hamz won he has a fucking light saber"
My weapon is a FUCKING OSCAR!!!!!"

My weapon is a FUCKING WATER NOODLE!!!

A WATER NOODLE!!!

There is NOTHING cooler than a water noodle, nor effective!

brukaoru said:

"jakob187 said:
"Bruk, all of that is IMPOSSIBLE for an ED-209. That video representation is an OBVIOUS fake...as he would've tripped a TON from all that jumping.
Also, everyone knows that ED-209s are allergic to duck dander. DOY!"
Just because you're jealous of his score doesn't mean you have to deny that it's even him to begin with! "

ED-209 has NOTHING on me at Duck Hunt. That's a fucking guarantee. I play Duck Hunt blindfolded by duct tape!

#49 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago

SuperMooseman said:

"I'm a wizard!"

i lold

#50 Posted by Weltal (2250 posts) - 4 years, 2 months ago