could batman beat superman???

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#1  Edited By super2j

I think batman could never beat superman, no matter how much cooler batman is compared to superman. But lets say we throw in another hero(videogame variety). Who would tip the battle towards batman. 
II think kratos at full power could do some dammage. And both are angry and dark, sooo win win.

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#2  Edited By breadfan

I believe Batman has beaten Superman. Multiple times.

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#3  Edited By JJOR64

I was going to say post this over at Comic Vine, but it would probably get locked in 2 seconds.

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#4  Edited By sopranosfan

Superman is pretty much invincible and Batman is mortal.  The only way Batman could beat Superman is with Kryptonite.  But Batman is much cooler than Superman because he is mortal.

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#5  Edited By super2j

well assuming batman doesnt have any kryptonite. i dont think batman could do it without kryptonite right.

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#6  Edited By zorzer

Batman comes prepared. BAT CAVE ON ARKHAM FFS.

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#7  Edited By HaltIamReptar

If Batman had a week to prepare, then yes.  Absolutely.  Batman always has a plan.  Also, in one story line, it was revealed that Batman has plans to kill everybody in the DC universe, if it came down to it.  No joke.  Superman, the Joker, the Calculator, you name it.  Everybody.

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#8  Edited By GunstarRed

Read the Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller...your question shall be answered.
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#9  Edited By penguindust
@Br3adfan said:
" I believe Batman has beaten Superman. Multiple times. "
This.  Bruce Wayne don't take no crap.
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#10  Edited By L33tfella_H
@HaltIamReptar said:
" If Batman had a week to prepare, then yes.  Absolutely.  Batman always has a plan.  Also, in one story line, it was revealed that Batman has plans to kill everybody in the DC universe, if it came down to it.  No joke.  Superman, the Joker, the Calculator, you name it.  Everybody. "
yep. I believe Superman even gave batman a Kryptonite ring or something like that, to make sure if Superman ever became a threat, he could be stopped.
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#11  Edited By hatking
@Br3adfan said:
"I believe Batman has beaten Superman. Multiple times. "

I believe he has a kryptonite ring... I've seen him knock Superman the fuck out with a punch while wearing the ring.
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#12  Edited By JoelTGM

Well, Batman would probably be smart enough to obtain some krytonite and shove it down Superman's throat.  I hate Superman and I've read both Superman and Batman comics.  Superman is an idiot.

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#13  Edited By super2j
@PenguinDust said:
" @Br3adfan said:
" I believe Batman has beaten Superman. Multiple times. "
This.  Bruce Wayne don't take no crap.
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Where did u get this??? 
 
@L33tfella_H said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" If Batman had a week to prepare, then yes.  Absolutely.  Batman always has a plan.  Also, in one story line, it was revealed that Batman has plans to kill everybody in the DC universe, if it came down to it.  No joke.  Superman, the Joker, the Calculator, you name it.  Everybody. "
yep. I believe Superman even gave batman a Kryptonite ring or something like that, to make sure if Superman ever became a threat, he could be stopped. "
Yes that is very true.
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#14  Edited By blackbird415

superman is meant to be the almost all powerful super hero, but with one weakness. he has all of the basic super powers. honestly I think realistically batman could easily beat superman. kryptonite bat suit, simple as that :P then superman couldnt 
even touch him, but if I had to pick another super hero it would be the silver surfer, but thats also over kill considering his power comes from the sun, the more sun he gets the more powerful he is (seattle would be a bad place for him :P)

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@L33tfella_H: I think i remember that
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Batman has already beaten Superman. Superman is a punk-ass bitch.

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#18  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

 IN RUSSIA BATMAN OWNS SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!
 IN RUSSIA BATMAN OWNS SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!
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#19  Edited By HitmanAgent47

No, however batman is smarter than superman. However batman is only human, superman is not. In the cartoon like JLA, batman always carries a bit of kryptonite incase he needs it if superman goes crazy and stuff.

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Also, I just want to state that anyone who says "No" is factually incorrect as it has already happened.

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#21  Edited By RetroIce4

Nope because Superman isn't even a human. Batman will have this elaborate plan but Superman is just undefeatable unless Batman carries around Kryptonite.

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Vinny would kick both their asses with his mind.
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#23  Edited By VWGTI

Anytime a Batman vs ???? topic comes up the answer is always the same -- Batman wins. He's unbeatable.

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#24  Edited By Alphonzo

Despite what I've seen in The Dark Knight Returns, I don't think so.  This makes me sad cuz Superman's a fuckin cornball.

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#25  Edited By ninjakiller
@Br3adfan said:
" I believe Batman has beaten Superman. Multiple times. "
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" Batman has already beaten Superman. Superman is a punk-ass bitch. "
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#26  Edited By Hunkulese

Simple math really
 
Superman has a weakness
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Batman doesn't
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Batman wins

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The problem with Batman vs Superman is that no matter who wins, it's a totally one sided fight. Basically, either Batman's got kryptonite and Superman is reduced to tears within seconds, or Batman doesn't have kryptonite / Superman came prepared with a suit like when he fought Metallo or something and he kicks Batman's ass.

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#28  Edited By Red
@super2j said:
" well assuming batman doesnt have any kryptonite. i dont think batman could do it without kryptonite right. "
That's like saying that Superman can't inflict pain on Batman.  
 
With Kryptonite and good planning, Batman would beat Superman easy.
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#29  Edited By iam3green

no, i don't think batman can beat superman. the only weakness superman has is kycriptonight. batman has a weakness as he is human in a costume. superman can fly faster then a speeding bullet, stronger then a train (something like that).  batman would have to fly up into space to get superman's weakness. i would think superman would break batman's ship while he was heading there.

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#30  Edited By MarkWahlberg

As far as I know, anytime they have gone head to head, Batman wins. Every time. Anyone read 'Red Son'? It's an alternate universe thing where Superman grows up in the USSR instead of the US. It's pretty cool, but Batman in that story is also Russian and is FUCKING AWESOME. 

 WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HAT. 
 WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HAT. 

 
 
 
Yes, that is one of those Russian-style fuzzy hats. But anyways, Russian Batman kicks Russian Supe's ass. So if Superman can't even win in an alternate Universe, he' ll never win. I think they main issue is that Superman will never willingly kill Batman, so arguably Superman's only weakness, besides Kryptonite, is his view of right and wrong. Which implies that Batman has no morals, which is completely wrong. So I guess what it REALLY comes down to is everyone likes batman more, so they'll always have him win.
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#31  Edited By Gabriel

Realistically no, the only way people can really beat Superman besides Kryptonite is because he is really nice and holds back punches. Batman less so.

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#32  Edited By ravensword

Pretty sure he already did.
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@VWGTI said:
" Anytime a Batman vs ???? topic comes up the answer is always the same -- Batman wins. He's unbeatable. "
 
This is the unarguable truth. Even in cases where batman loses.
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Batman needs a bow with a Kryptonite-tipped arrow. It was be an insta-kill.

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#35  Edited By ahriman22

He has, a couple of times too. Batman is just 100% contrated awesome.

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#36  Edited By DevinC

Batman always wins: he beat Superman in Hush, TDKR, and Red Son. Batman always keeps a kryptonite ring on his person just in case.
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#37  Edited By TheHT
@Br3adfan said:
" I believe Batman has beaten Superman. Multiple times. "
this.
 
no one's got shit on batman. except for toby.
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#38  Edited By meismike

the only problem i have with any of these arguments is the fact that super man has laser eyes! within seconds of the start of the battle superman can fly up and laser batmans face off and if batman has some bs laser resistant cloak or something then superman will throw a fuckin train at him. Dont get me wrong, superman's a total douche, but he is invincible. i think if they had 10 fights superman would probably win 8/10.

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#39  Edited By Expletive

Can and has.

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#40  Edited By clubsandwich

Batman beats all.

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@meismike said:
" the only problem i have with any of these arguments is the fact that super man has laser eyes! within seconds of the start of the battle superman can fly up and laser batmans face off and if batman has some bs laser resistant cloak or something then superman will throw a fuckin train at him. Dont get me wrong, superman's a total douche, but he is invincible. i think if they had 10 fights superman would probably win 8/10. "
 
I don't think you understand how batman works, yo. Superman would be out for the count before he even knew there was a threat.
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#42  Edited By angelfan91
@HaltIamReptar said:
"If Batman had a week to prepare, then yes.  Absolutely.  Batman always has a plan.  Also, in one story line, it was revealed that Batman has plans to kill everybody in the DC universe, if it came down to it.  No joke.  Superman, the Joker, the Calculator, you name it.  Everybody. "

Because He's THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!
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I don't think people are reading the thread title properly. It is simply asking if Batman could indeed defeat Superman in a fight. This has already happened on multiple occasions. It is not asking if Batman could defeat Superman without Kryptonite or anything like that.  
 
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Once again: Superman is a punk-ass bitch.
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#44  Edited By Synthballs
@meismike said:
" the only problem i have with any of these arguments is the fact that super man has laser eyes! within seconds of the start of the battle superman can fly up and laser batmans face off and if batman has some bs laser resistant cloak or something then superman will throw a fuckin train at him. Dont get me wrong, superman's a total douche, but he is invincible. i think if they had 10 fights superman would probably win 8/10. "
Luckily Batman was holding his "laser eyes" repellent spray!
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#45  Edited By Jadeskye

Let us not forget that Batman is Batman because Batman has a goddamn plan! 
 
He would have build a batcave under Superman's house and been ready for that bitch. 
 
Short answer: Bat-fucking-man.

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#46  Edited By Alex_Murphy

If batman really wanted to he could probably lure superman into some kind of kryptonite trap. But then Superman could probably dress up like a common thug and keep snatching woman's purses till batman shows up and gets surprised when he tries to punch Superman, but gets his arm ripped off instead. I guess it all comes down to who has the element of surprise. Hell, I could kick the shit out of Brock Lesner if I shot him with a tranquilizer dart and chained him to a wall.

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#47  Edited By Coombs

Batman could easily beat superman,
Batman is a mother fucking genius, And he's like a damn boy scout, Always Prepared, FOR ANYTHING.
You know damn well he has a set of Kryptonite batarangs sitting in a  drawer, Just in case......
He would destroy him.
 
A better question is:
Could Chuck Norris be beaten by anyone?
 
My vote is yes, Yes he could.
But only by This man.

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#48  Edited By MonkeyGekko

Batman can beat Superman, he almost did in Superman the animated series, season 2 episode 15-17, he pulled some kryptonite on him and got him down his knees, and he also learned Superman's identity. Batman is a pretty sneaky dude.

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#49  Edited By Buddy900

 
If both were put on somewhere Batman had no tech, plan or ring and Superman did not have the yellow sun which is where he gets his powers from then it comes down to combat skill and Batman would win.

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#50  Edited By chirel
   @MonkeyGekko said:
"Batman can beat Superman, he almost did in Superman the animated series, season 2 episode 15-17, he pulled some kryptonite on him and got him down his knees, and he also learned Superman's identity. Batman is a pretty sneaky dude. " 

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