DRUNK

Cheers to everyone who are drunk right now! 
 
 
CHEERS!!! 
 
NOW: Bed!

yes i am very drunk 

Speaking of drinking...i need another beer.  And another shot of jack.  And someone to drive me home.

I wish I was drunk. Though if I was I doubt I'd be on Giantbomb... 
 
Oh who am I kidding @.@. I'll be signed into GB on my death bed even.

PS: To any west coast who are on their way to get hammered right now: 
 
GO and be completely AWESOME (east coast you are already awesome(if you are celebrating alcohol), i'm on CET time so i've been awesome for several hours!)!

i wish i had a reason to get drunk

I find that drinking alone is pretty sad, and when you go do dumb shit on the internet its just annoying. Go sleep.

I'm drunk in spirit.

I am, if just a little.

I will be. Bud Light in my hand and a sweet bottle of Wild Turkey with my name allllll over it! =) 

Oh boy, we have a winner! 
 

Welcome to the GDBAX 

Try not to throw up on the rug :S

EDIT: 

Drinking is for cowards

Intoxicated I be, eating apple pie with cheese is fucking amazing agreed.  
 
Thanks you Brad for putting the cheese on apple pie convention in my head. It's incredible.  

never.

im drunk as fuck and twice as horny pull my finger

" Oh boy, we have a winner! 
 

Welcome to the GDBAX 

Try not to throw up on the rug :S

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yeah, i'm about to go get some jagerbombs. i don't get drunk, i get buzzed.

I decided not to tonight, my parents were pissed about me staying out all night last weekend and I figured it'd be best if I didn't.

Drinking is for cowards 

" @sagesebas: Yes, I am clearly out of control! "

I'm "family try to check me into rehab" drunk

COOL STORY BRO!

I'm drunk too we should be friends!!!!!!!!!!

I was drunk last night.  Got about 12 shots of gin in me and made a dick joke to a girl in front of her dad.

if only this had been at least a smidgen funny. 
 
but alas it is not

" Drinking is for cowards "

so intoxicated atm..

Ha, I was so smashed yesterday I walked in the women's bathroom at the pub and didn't realize it till I was pissing on the wall, wondering why there was no urinal...