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Topic started by Foil1212 on July 25, 2009. Last post by MB 7 months, 4 weeks ago.
Post by Foil1212 (205 posts) See mini bio 902 ACH / 13012 P
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Drink a glass of urine (12 oz), and all you could do was adjust the temperature, at what temperature would you drink it?
Edited 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Ahmad_Metallic (3,342 posts) See mini bio 32 ACH / 0 P
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frozen
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Black_Raven (1,261 posts) See mini bio
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I would drink it cold.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Foil1212 (205 posts) See mini bio 902 ACH / 13012 P
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@sidescroller: It's like a replicator from star trek.  You get to choose the temperature.  This is completely hypothetical, and all you're choosing is temperature.  It's not sitting out, it's not heated.

"Piss, golden yellow, HOT!"

@Ahmad_Metallic: You would lick it until it melts, savoring the taste?

@Black_Raven: Then it's harder to chug.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Ahmad_Metallic (3,342 posts) See mini bio 32 ACH / 0 P
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@Foil1212:  not lick but chew i guess
Why who made you drink piss ?
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Foil1212 (205 posts) See mini bio 902 ACH / 13012 P
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@Ahmad_Metallic: Nobody.  This is a hypothetical.  But the way you said it is you'd have 12 oz of piss cubes.  Anyways, frozen isn't an option, because that's chewing the way you're saying, not drinking it.  Loophole denied!
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Jambones (616 posts) See mini bio 4 ACH / 0 P
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Chilled. I imagine it would kill that 'flavor' a little.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Br3adfan (4,352 posts) See mini bio 1764 ACH / 34370 P
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Post by JamesBoyce (91 posts) See mini bio 780 ACH / 6845 P
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Freeze it, smash it, crunch it up into tiny, tiny pieces and then eat it all in one go, so fuck you.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by SJSchmidt93 (2,981 posts) See mini bio 1349 ACH / 13265 P
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Room temperature I guess.
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Post by Karn (415 posts) See mini bio 747 ACH / 7000 P
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Nice and hot. I'll make it a tea bag too.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Foil1212 (205 posts) See mini bio 902 ACH / 13012 P
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@Jambones: Maybe it would kill the taste a bit, but not enough.  When it's cold you need to sip it slower.  A possible upside though is it might numb your mouth.

@Br3adfan: Yeah, hit and run with an image, why don'tcha! Why not at least contribute?  You should be more on topic.

@JamesBoyce: Not possible.  You need to drink it therefore it needs to be a liquid.  I mean, if it could change state, I would have it evaporate and breathe it in, but that's not possible.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Foil1212 (205 posts) See mini bio 902 ACH / 13012 P
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@SJSchmidt93: Now, this is how I'd drink a glass of piss.  Easy to chug!  Get it down in one gulp and get it over with.

@Karn: You sick fuck.  You'd drink it and enjoy it?!?
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by JamesBoyce (91 posts) See mini bio 780 ACH / 6845 P
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I already did it.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by jNerd (1,331 posts) See mini bio 870 ACH / 15976 P
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I would drink it room temperature. I'm a fuckin man, urine is sterile. I ain't stressin.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Foil1212 (205 posts) See mini bio 902 ACH / 13012 P
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@JamesBoyce: Wait, you ate crushed up piss right now?  WITHOUT ANYONE FORCING YOU?!?!?!?  There are more sick fucks on Giant Bomb than I imagined.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by JamesBoyce (91 posts) See mini bio 780 ACH / 6845 P
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@jNerd said:
" I would drink it room temperature. I'm a fuckin man, urine is sterile. I ain't stressin. "








I see.
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Post by jNerd (1,331 posts) See mini bio 870 ACH / 15976 P
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Yer point?@JamesBoyce said:
" @jNerd said:
" I would drink it room temperature. I'm a fuckin man, urine is sterile. I ain't stressin. "








I see.
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Yer point? I'm 18, 6'2'' 150lbs (8% body fat) I'm cut like a fuckin diamond. It doesn't get any better than this. 420
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by JamesBoyce (91 posts) See mini bio 780 ACH / 6845 P
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@jNerd: Point is, you're a knob.
Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Post by Karn (415 posts) See mini bio 747 ACH / 7000 P
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@Foil1212: YES I LOVE PISS

Posted 7 months, 4 weeks ago
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