Just ate the biggest burger ever. I feel like I'm gonna pop(pics)

Topic started by Commando on June 30, 2009. Last post by teh_destroyer 4 months, 1 week ago.
Post by Commando (915 posts) See mini bio
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I don't know if any of you have heard of Cheeburger Cheeburger. It's a burger place that was voted one of the best burger places in the US. They offer a huge 'one pounder' that's actually 20 oz. If you eat it, you get your picture on the wall. There's only about 30 pictures on the wall here. 
Well, I decided to go for it. I've eaten big burgers before, but this one is the most filling burger I've had. 

The 3rd picture is before I pushed it down

I actually ate it. It took me almost an hour though. I took pictures of it, and pictures of my friend's burger because he decided to try it Now my picture is on the wall, but at the cost of my arteries.

It's the 2nd best burger I've ever had- after Ms. Ann's Ghettoburger in Atlanta when I went there a couple months ago. 
Here's some pictures I found on the internet of the Ghettoburger. I didn't take pictures of that. It's the greasiest, slimiest burger you could ask for.



But the 20 oz 'pounder' at Cheeburger Cheeburger is almost twice as big.

Do you think you could eat that monster?


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Holy fuck.  I think I would die after eating that.


Post by Bigandtasty (1,224 posts) See mini bio
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They don't look big in some of the pictures though I guess that is because there is nothing to compare it to.


Post by Wolverine (3,290 posts) See mini bio
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@Commando: I have a Cheeburger Cheeburger near my house and my cousin ate that burger so now every time I go I see his picture on the wall. The question isn't could I eat the burger but would I want too? I would be in the bathroom for days.


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@Bigandtasty: The diameter is as big as a fork! But I guess forks come in different sizes.


Post by ververdan0226 (1,491 posts) See mini bio
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Just looking at that... I think I'm gonna go take a Tums, maybe brush my teeth as well.


Post by Bigandtasty (1,224 posts) See mini bio
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@Commando: Yeah I meant the second pic. i looked at that one first for some reason and thought "huh that doesn't look athat big"


Post by Meltbrain (1,155 posts) See mini bio
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Wow. Heart-attack city. I've had a fairly big burger in a Frankie & Benny's restaurant, called the Manhattan burger. That was big enough for me, and I'm a big dude. That thing you had is unholy.


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I think you've opened a portal to the meat dimension.

Also, that looks fucking disgusting.


Post by Mrnitropb (527 posts) See mini bio
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Shouldn't this be posted in the burger page?

But yeah, its a monster.


Post by Jesus (553 posts) See mini bio

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those look gross


Post by Sick_J0ke (160 posts) See mini bio
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@Commando:

The first time trying it's the hardest. After a couple  times eating there I managed to finish the one pounder at cheeburger in under 10 minutes. I tried to set a record by eating 2 in a row. I got the first one done and was 3/4 a way with the second when I physically couldn't swallow the burger down anymore. That was 3 years ago, this post just inspired me to give it another try. 


Post by I_am_Lono (39 posts) See mini bio
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More of a hot dog person myself.







Post by HairyMike87 (248 posts) See mini bio
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@Commando: Wow. They want you to die. I bet it was good.


Post by rateoforange (172 posts) See mini bio
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Should have posted to the hamburger concept page!


Post by GunnBjorn (473 posts) See mini bio

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Really, once in 3/4 weeks i treat myself with a good hamburger in a restaurant where they start of with fresh ground beef.
But it's always a modest size burger, served with homemade fries and a green salad + a soda of your choice.
There's no way i could binge that thing down.
I'd be sick to my stoumach.



Post by Hamst3r (1,237 posts) See mini bio
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I'd whip out a blender and make a burger smoothie out of it. Drinking it counts, right?


Post by captain_clayman (147 posts) See mini bio

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that is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen.

i want one.



Post by babblinmule (222 posts) See mini bio
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Oh man, now I'm hungry.....


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i have to say that it is huge. i don't think i could eat that entire thing, i would have to eat half of it.


Post by Gahzoo (114 posts) See mini bio
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I would most surely throw up while eating it, then after my stomach is settled, I'd continue to eat it.


Post by Commando (915 posts) See mini bio
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@Gahzoo: It's against the rules to throw up. If you throw up, you lose. 
But yeah, I just spent a good while on the toilet.


Post by jakob187 (9,181 posts) See mini bio
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Those aren't burgers.  Those are sloppy messes of ground beef slapped on some bread.  I make burgers that are as big as that with no problem, and they look a billion times better.

With that said, a pound of beef is no joke.  I could never win those contests, though, because I eat my burgers plain with only ketchup.


Post by PhilESkyline (180 posts) See mini bio
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I haven't eaten anything for dinner yet. I sure wouldn't mind having one of those right about now.


Post by Meptron (417 posts) See mini bio
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Shit. That ghettobuburger looks pretty delicious though, especially in the middle picture. I also like the olives on the cheeburger cheeburger, that's a nice touch.


Post by Natedog24 (4 posts) See mini bio

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@Commando: That burger looks like death on a bun....

 That however wouldn't prevent me from trying one....


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@Commando: I think they should change their name to "Coronary Coronary".


Post by Dalai (1,620 posts) See mini bio
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You haven't had the biggest burger ever unless you've been here.

Now that's a burger!
Now that's a burger!
I laugh at your "cheeburger."


Post by MAN_FLANNEL (475 posts) See mini bio
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just be like eating two double quarterpounders from mcdonalds am i right?


Post by gamerover (27 posts) See mini bio

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@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" just be like eating two double quarterpounders from mcdonalds am i right? "

Geez, might  be the scale but I have the feeling one of these is tons more than two of those...

@Dalai said:
" You haven't had the biggest burger ever unless you've been here.

As for this, that's crazy. Go feed it to Hagrid or something.