Sucks for Japanese waiters..."Sorry, but due to the recession you will now be replaced with a monkey...that does your job ten times better than you ever could."
Until someone smiles at it thw wrong way and it interprets it as a threat and beats the guys head in with a spoon.
Ok so that was only half serious, monkeys are wild animals, things will go wrong. At least with a human, he can apologise to your, or lose his job. Like a monkey gives a toss if he loses his 'job'
@MattyFTM: Yeah but that monkey got all fat and overweight and helpless. Besides, was seeing eye monkeys for the blind or helper monkeys for the disabled actually something that happened? What was wrong with dogs and helpful children?
The problem with monkeys is that after 3 years they get extremely aggressive towards humans. They also wanna sex some female monkeys all the time and there has even been cases of them trying to rape women. So thats pretty scary shit.
Not all kinds of monkeys are aggressive and will go apeshit on your face you know..that's why Capuchin monkeys are used to help disabled people, they are extremely intelligent. Even then for safety purposes the pets and helper Capuchin monkeys have some of there front teeth removed.
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