I'm so fucking sick of everything being coated in orange & black for an entire month. Seriously, those colors mean nothing to me. I'm fucking tired of hearing fucking rent-a-center radio ads done in fucking dracula voices, or car dealerships asking me to 'enter- IF YOU DARE!' I'm sick of hearing mundane every-day things being described as 'spooky' or 'spine-chilling' for no fucking reason at all. I'm sick of the fucking cheapness of it all- from the tacky plastic decorations that my fucking boss put up in our shop, to the terrible fucking 'costumes' I have to see ads for- this is a fucking industry holiday with no purpose other than corporate profit, and if you dig into the origins of the 'holiday', you'll find just how fucking retarded it really is. I don't give a shit if it's one night of fun for the kids, I fucking hate holloween and everything it brings for the entire fucking month.
The problem is that Halloween has become too sterile and family-friendly. Someone needs to break into a pound and let out all the angry, rabid dogs, or postpone their grandpa's funeral a few days and put him out on the lawn.
I'm so fucking sick of everything being coated in orange & black for an entire month. Seriously, those colors mean nothing to me. I'm fucking tired of hearing fucking rent-a-center radio ads done in fucking dracula voices, or car dealerships asking me to 'enter- IF YOU DARE!' I'm sick of hearing mundane every-day things being described as 'spooky' or 'spine-chilling' for no fucking reason at all. I'm sick of the fucking cheapness of it all- from the tacky plastic decorations that my fucking boss put up in our shop, to the terrible fucking 'costumes' I have to see ads for- this is a fucking industry holiday with no purpose other than corporate profit, and if you dig into the origins of the 'holiday', you'll find just how fucking retarded it really is. I don't give a shit if it's one night of fun for the kids, I fucking hate holloween and everything it brings for the entire fucking month.
I'm so fucking sick of everything being coated in orange & black for an entire month. Seriously, those colors mean nothing to me. I'm fucking tired of hearing fucking rent-a-center radio ads done in fucking dracula voices, or car dealerships asking me to 'enter- IF YOU DARE!' I'm sick of hearing mundane every-day things being described as 'spooky' or 'spine-chilling' for no fucking reason at all. I'm sick of the fucking cheapness of it all- from the tacky plastic decorations that my fucking boss put up in our shop, to the terrible fucking 'costumes' I have to see ads for- this is a fucking industry holiday with no purpose other than corporate profit, and if you dig into the origins of the 'holiday', you'll find just how fucking retarded it really is. I don't give a shit if it's one night of fun for the kids, I fucking hate holloween and everything it brings for the entire fucking month.
Two more days, buddy. It's gonna be okay. I'm with ya.
I'm so fucking sick of everything being coated in orange & black for an entire month. Seriously, those colors mean nothing to me. I'm fucking tired of hearing fucking rent-a-center radio ads done in fucking dracula voices, or car dealerships asking me to 'enter- IF YOU DARE!' I'm sick of hearing mundane every-day things being described as 'spooky' or 'spine-chilling' for no fucking reason at all. I'm sick of the fucking cheapness of it all- from the tacky plastic decorations that my fucking boss put up in our shop, to the terrible fucking 'costumes' I have to see ads for- this is a fucking industry holiday with no purpose other than corporate profit, and if you dig into the origins of the 'holiday', you'll find just how fucking retarded it really is. I don't give a shit if it's one night of fun for the kids, I fucking hate holloween and everything it brings for the entire fucking month.
I'm so fucking sick of everything being coated in orange & black for an entire month. Seriously, those colors mean nothing to me. I'm fucking tired of hearing fucking rent-a-center radio ads done in fucking dracula voices, or car dealerships asking me to 'enter- IF YOU DARE!' I'm sick of hearing mundane every-day things being described as 'spooky' or 'spine-chilling' for no fucking reason at all. I'm sick of the fucking cheapness of it all- from the tacky plastic decorations that my fucking boss put up in our shop, to the terrible fucking 'costumes' I have to see ads for- this is a fucking industry holiday with no purpose other than corporate profit, and if you dig into the origins of the 'holiday', you'll find just how fucking retarded it really is. I don't give a shit if it's one night of fun for the kids, I fucking hate holloween and everything it brings for the entire fucking month.
I'm so fucking sick of everything being coated in red & green for an entire month. Seriously, those colors mean nothing to me. I'm fucking tired of hearing fucking rent-a-center radio ads done in fucking Santa voices, or car dealerships asking me to 'enter Santa's shack' I'm sick of hearing mundane every-day things being described as 'jolly' or 'festive' for no fucking reason at all. I'm sick of the fucking cheapness of it all- from the tacky plastic decorations that my fucking boss put up in our shop, to the terrible fucking 'gifts' I have to see ads for- this is a fucking industry holiday with no purpose other than corporate profit, and if you dig into the origins of the 'holiday', you'll find just how fucking retarded it really is. I don't give a shit if it's one night of fun for the kids, I fucking hate Christmas and everything it brings for the entire fucking month.
Applicable to every holiday ever, you miserable motherfucker.
Anyway, I probably shouldn't have made a post that would upset so many people right before going to bed. Sorry I insulted your silly holiday. I guess after living in New Zealand for a few years (where it doesn't really exist), I came back to realize how stupid the whole thing really is. The rest of the world's got the right idea.
Anyway, I probably shouldn't have made a post that would upset so many people right before going to bed. Sorry I insulted your silly holiday. I guess after living in New Zealand for a few years (where it doesn't really exist), I came back to realize how stupid the whole thing really is. The rest of the world's got the right idea.
Sadly no, Denmark now has two versions we stole Halloween and we've had Fastelavn for years
Wanna know the difference? at Fastelavn the kids dress up scarier than for Halloween. So if you were annoyed by little kids walking up to your door and ringing the bell then demanding candy you're just gonna loove that it now happens 2 times each year.
@TooWalrus: No you´re right people in other countries when that holliday dosn´t exit needs to shut up and stop being posers , grown ups and kids celebrate that shit here too and the only thing know about it coming from from TV shows and movies is ridiculous.
Anyway, I probably shouldn't have made a post that would upset so many people right before going to bed. Sorry I insulted your silly holiday. I guess after living in New Zealand for a few years (where it doesn't really exist), I came back to realize how stupid the whole thing really is. The rest of the world's got the right idea.
Sadly no, Denmark now has two versions we stole Halloween and we've had Fastelavn for years
Wanna know the difference? at Fastelavn the kids dress up scarier than for Halloween. So if you were annoyed by little kids walking up to your door and ringing the bell then demanding candy you're just gonna loove that it now happens 2 times each year.
Well, usually fastelavn is for the kids. Haven't really seen a lot of kids on halloween where I live. Halloween is for adults who like to dress up and get drunk (fuck yes!).
Anyway, I probably shouldn't have made a post that would upset so many people right before going to bed. Sorry I insulted your silly holiday. I guess after living in New Zealand for a few years (where it doesn't really exist), I came back to realize how stupid the whole thing really is. The rest of the world's got the right idea.
Sadly no, Denmark now has two versions we stole Halloween and we've had Fastelavn for years
Wanna know the difference? at Fastelavn the kids dress up scarier than for Halloween. So if you were annoyed by little kids walking up to your door and ringing the bell then demanding candy you're just gonna loove that it now happens 2 times each year.
Well, usually fastelavn is for the kids. Haven't really seen a lot of kids on halloween where I live. Halloween is for adults who like to dress up and get drunk (fuck yes!).
More and more kids seem to be catching on to this around here, sadly. Unless of course I can scare them by stabbing one of their friends with a knife then I'm all for them showing up at my door saying "Trick or treat!!" with the most horrible accent, haha.
I don't need events to get drunk though, I have a picture of me taken where I was drinking at some halloween event but the guy who invited me paid for the beer and I can't say no to free drinks.. or food.
I'm gonna be Bear Grylls. Apparently I look like him, so I'm just gonna carry a jug of piss with me.
Couldn't find my "I Support This Post" picture of a happy post-support, so here's this relevant one instead.
Dude! That's especially relevant for me, because I totally got lost in one of those when I was a kid. Also, that red section in the picture was badass.
@FunExplosions: Hah, I can barely remember those things, but I do recall them being like an impossible maze for kids. I also remember some of the plastic slides they had there too, leading out of them. They gave you enough static charge to restart someone's heart.
@FunExplosions: Hah, I can barely remember those things, but I do recall them being like an impossible maze for kids. I also remember some of the plastic slides they had there too, leading out of them. They gave you enough static charge to restart someone's heart.
Wow, it has been a very long time since I have been in one of those, but the one thing I remember most is the electric charge you built up going down those slides. You could charge a fucking car battery with all that juice.
@FunExplosions: Hah, I can barely remember those things, but I do recall them being like an impossible maze for kids. I also remember some of the plastic slides they had there too, leading out of them. They gave you enough static charge to restart someone's heart.
Wow, it has been a very long time since I have been in one of those, but the one thing I remember most is the electric charge you built up going down those slides. You could charge a fucking car battery with all that juice.
I know, right? It was like you were Cole from InFamous for a split second. Like an untapped power source; and you could never manage to get that amount of charge anywhere else, either.
Anyway, I probably shouldn't have made a post that would upset so many people right before going to bed. Sorry I insulted your silly holiday. I guess after living in New Zealand for a few years (where it doesn't really exist), I came back to realize how stupid the whole thing really is. The rest of the world's got the right idea.
I was going to say. Try moving to the UK or basically anywhere else in Europe, it's barely celebrated here.
I'd actually probably enjoy it, but I can see why the politically correct cheapness of the whole thing would be grating.
@TooWalrus: From my standpoint the only person getting upset is you since the majority doesn't agrees with you. Either that or your definition of upset is mild-tempered people which makes it understandable why you hate Halloween. Cause from your standpoint everyone that wears a costume is an upset person with a knife or zombie steve jobs or worse an upset ghost(Casper's Evil Twin). Who wouldn't hate that?
If you don't like Halloween or any other activity just don't participate in it. To you Halloween is a waste of money but there are a lot of people that would say that about playing video games. Let people enjoy the things they like, don't shit on it and start becoming a cynical demeaning a-hole.
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