Waddaya think they should call the new Playstation console?

#1 Posted by HerbieBug (2638 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

The GB guys seems to think the weak sauce and flaccid "Playstation 4" is the way to do. I think that is lame. I think they should go nuts with it.

PLAYSTATION: APOCALYPSE. <------ all caps, natch. :D! No wait! Better yet:

Playstation :D!

#2 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (1519 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

KING SH__ ~ Its sort of a Ludacris reference.. If I was good at marketing, I would of got a better grade in my advertising class.

#3 Edited by HerbieBug (2638 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

how about...

Let's Playstation!

>_<

#4 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1519 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Ramen Maker 4000 ~ See? I'm not very good.

#5 Edited by believer258 (7904 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

PL4YSTATION

EDIT: Or "PLAYST4TION". Possibly with "THE" in front of it.

#6 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (1519 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Metal Box With Gears ~ I'm missing something.

#7 Edited by Turtlebird95 (1232 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Kaz Hirai's EZ Grill

#8 Edited by BoFooQ (527 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Home Vita

maybe they should skip to "playstation 5" rebrand vita to PS4

#9 Edited by HerbieBug (2638 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

They could go classy: Playstation Legacy. But only if the console has brass fittings and wood paneling.

#10 Edited by Dolphin_Butter (1871 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

PlayStation 4. No need to mess with something a large amount of the consumer population understands. It's simple, definitive and not as synonymous with a previous console name like the WiiU.

#11 Posted by crusader8463 (13080 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

The Wii You to cause market confusion.

#12 Posted by HerbieBug (2638 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

The Wii You to cause market confusion.

I stand by my assertion that Microsoft should call their's the Microsoft Entertainment System.

#13 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1519 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

@herbiebug said:

@crusader8463 said:

The Wii You to cause market confusion.

I stand by my assertion that Microsoft should call their's the Microsoft Entertainment System.

Ahm. I truly hope Microsoft gets back to selling the Xbox ∞ back in Japan. But I think even Japan has more hate for the Microsoft name, than Xbox. Xbox is sort of a J. Allard thing, a box of "X" in it, not a juggernaut trying to invade their country.

#14 Edited by UlquioKani (837 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Playstation: Revenge, Vectorstation, Playstation Nova, Dreamstation, Playstation HOVA, THE PLAYSTATION IV

#15 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (1519 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

The Giant Bomb: is a bad name, I just had to put it..

#16 Posted by TheHT (8170 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Playbox 1080 Double-U

#17 Posted by HerbieBug (2638 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

@herbiebug said:

@crusader8463 said:

The Wii You to cause market confusion.

I stand by my assertion that Microsoft should call their's the Microsoft Entertainment System.

Ahm. I truly hope Microsoft gets back to selling the Xbox ∞ back in Japan. But I think even Japan has more hate for the Microsoft name, than Xbox. Xbox is sort of a J. Allard thing, a box of "X" in it, not a juggernaut trying to invade their country.

Hrmm. Then I guess Playstation Kamikaze is right out. :(

#18 Posted by believer258 (7904 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

@crusader8463 said:

The Wii You to cause market confusion.

I stand by my assertion that Microsoft should call their's the Microsoft Entertainment System.

The MES? As in, mess?

...sounds about right.

#19 Posted by Pr1mus (2443 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Didn't we have this thread already?

In any case i say PlayStation 4. It's simple and to the point. Like an iPhone 5 or Windows 8.

Or PlayStation The Fourth or PlayStation Revengeance.

#20 Posted by Jay_Ray (664 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

The Next Great Installment in the PlayStation Franchise

#21 Posted by prestonhedges (1965 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Playstation 5.

#22 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (942 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Xbox 360

#23 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1519 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago
#24 Posted by MariachiMacabre (5388 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

I like Playstation Orbis. Fits with the Vita well.

Joke answer: Playstation 4bis

#25 Edited by DarthOrange (2506 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Super PlayStation 2

#26 Posted by Artemesia (1041 posts) - 3 months, 9 days ago

Playstation Better. The next one can be the Playstation Even Betterer. Then the Playstation Best. Name this shit in threes, Sony.

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