The people behind the port are bad and they should feel bad.

Avatar image for adequatelyprepared
AdequatelyPrepared

2522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

In the recent patch notes

"Fixed an eggsploit where hens lay eggs at twice the rate when frame rate is set to 60fps."

ಠ_ಠ

Avatar image for crithon
crithon

3979

Forum Posts

1823

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 11

#2  Edited By crithon

whhaaaaaaaa?

Avatar image for morningstar
morningstar

2548

Forum Posts

351

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Haha what??

Avatar image for heyguys
HeyGuys

566

Forum Posts

7

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

I love it.

Avatar image for edsone
edsone

307

Forum Posts

131

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 19

Come on, it happens. Legacy code is a pain.

Avatar image for hollitz
hollitz

2398

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 12

#6  Edited By hollitz

My favorite thing about reading patch notes is getting to see how--in minute detail--the game was broken. I find it endlessly fascinating.

Avatar image for bigjeffrey
bigjeffrey

5282

Forum Posts

7872

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Avatar image for adequatelyprepared
AdequatelyPrepared

2522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@hollitz:

Agreed, that's still pretty fun. At a rough guess I'd say that having the game at 60fps screwed with whatever internal timer determined egg-laying rates.

Avatar image for darkvare
darkvare

1059

Forum Posts

192

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

was this patch note attatched to a ba dum tssh sound clip?

Avatar image for toowalrus
toowalrus

13408

Forum Posts

29

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Heh.

Avatar image for crithon
crithon

3979

Forum Posts

1823

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 11

lets take a look see

Changes:

  • Removed mouse acceleration on/off toggle from the Keyboard & Mouse controller setup screen. “AIMING MODE” option is now present instead, and mouse sensitivity settings have been re-tuned to accommodate the new setting.
  • Users can now choose between "CLASSIC" and "MODERN" mouse controls under AIMING MODE. "MODERN" setting makes the aiming utilize native mouse functionality giving it a more neutral feel while "CLASSIC" retains the previous calibration from the original game.
  • "GAME RESET" under "RETRY OR RELOAD" has been relabeled to "RETURN TO MAIN MENU"
  • Relabeled “POST PROCESS” in graphics option to ‘COLOR FILTER’
  • Master volume level increased.

Bug fixes:

  • Fixed ready-knife delay when using mouse and keyboard.
  • Calibrated animation speed at which pottery, lamps, boxes, barrels etc. fall apart when frame rate is set to 60fps. Set pieces getting destroyed during cutscenes such as the castle gate and gazebo have also been recalibrated.
  • Fixed an issue with the character performing quick turns when pressing aim while turning.
  • Reduced possible audio desynchronization during cutscenes.
  • Fixed texture on Ada's Blacktail (Bottle cap)
  • Fixed flickering or prolonged black screen during active gameplay on the Water level in Mercenaries Mode.
  • Fixed problem with Krauser's bow in Mercenaries Mode Castle level.
  • Fixed problem with enemies not spawning (Garrador, Leader Cultist etc.) in Mercenaries Mode Castle Level.
  • Fixed an eggsploit where hens lay eggs at twice the rate when frame rate is set to 60fps.
  • Removed green flashing screen that appeared after pre-rendered cutscenes.
  • Fixed Leon’s distorted voice when he lands a roundhouse kick on Verdugo while he’s still frozen.
  • Fixed flickering in the first custscene of chapter 5-1.
  • Mine cart QTE difficulty reduced for PRO level difficulty.
  • Restored the blue light bloom effect from the merchant’s torch.
Avatar image for audiobusting
audioBusting

2581

Forum Posts

5644

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 26

#12  Edited By audioBusting

@edsone said:

Come on, it happens. Leggacy code is a pain.

Avatar image for cale
CaLe

4567

Forum Posts

516

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#13  Edited By CaLe

Steam's update last night contained something about increasing the bandwidth for in home streaming to 100Mbit 'for those who like to live on the edge'. I guffawed.

Avatar image for adequatelyprepared
AdequatelyPrepared

2522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@cale:

It is kind of nice to be reminded that behind massive companies such as Valve and Capcom that there are actual human beings working there. Human beings who probably spent the last 8 hours working on patches and just feel the need to slide in a dumb pun into the notes just to break the tedium.

Avatar image for chaser324
chaser324

9415

Forum Posts

14945

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 15

#15 chaser324  Moderator

This is the top-notch pun quality that I'm demanding in all patch notes and source code comments from this point forward.

Avatar image for galacticpunt
GalacticPunt

1512

Forum Posts

4

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#16  Edited By GalacticPunt

Resident Evil 4 is still an eggcellent game.

Avatar image for mike
mike

18011

Forum Posts

23067

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 6

#17  Edited By mike

This is eggsactly why we can't have nice things. What a bunch of shell outs.

Avatar image for groin
groin

870

Forum Posts

34

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

This is not as bad as WIll Smith's "eggzecutable".

Avatar image for deactivated-62f93c42ce57b
deactivated-62f93c42ce57b

919

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

i wanted to buy this but does anyone know how many meggz of disk space it requires?

Avatar image for mike
mike

18011

Forum Posts

23067

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 6

i wanted to buy this but does anyone know how many meggz of disk space it requires?

ehhh you're reaching there.

Avatar image for bbalpert
BBAlpert

2978

Forum Posts

34

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

@edsone said:

Come on, it happens. Legacy code is a pain.

Resident Evil 4 is still an eggcellent game.

@mb said:

This is eggsactly why we can't have nice things. What a bunch of shell outs.

You motherfuckers.

Avatar image for ch3burashka
ch3burashka

6086

Forum Posts

100

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Egg physics locked to frame rate.

I came here expecting actual complaints about legitimate issues with the port. I was disappointed.

Avatar image for justin258
Justin258

16684

Forum Posts

26

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 8

No, these people are great.

Avatar image for marcsman
Marcsman

3823

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

This post is eggregious

Avatar image for deactivated-62f93c42ce57b
deactivated-62f93c42ce57b

919

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@mb said:

@billymagnum said:

i wanted to buy this but does anyone know how many meggz of disk space it requires?

ehhh you're reaching there.

youve got to be kidding me. this whole thread is reaching.

Avatar image for fear_the_booboo
Fear_the_Booboo

1228

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

@mb said:

@billymagnum said:

i wanted to buy this but does anyone know how many meggz of disk space it requires?

ehhh you're reaching there.

youve got to be kidding me. this whole thread is reaching.

Fortune favors the bold.

(For what it's worth, the more a pun's reaching, the more I like it).

Avatar image for ezekiel
Ezekiel

2257

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No, these people are great.

I agree. That long list of improvements is nice to see. Better than FromSoftware who release a PC game and then don't patch it at all.

Avatar image for adequatelyprepared
AdequatelyPrepared

2522

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I actually hate you all. This is eggzactly the type of atti...

Fuck.

Avatar image for mooseymcman
MooseyMcMan

12783

Forum Posts

5577

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 13

BEST PATCH NOTES EVER.

I think that's great.

Avatar image for audiobusting
audioBusting

2581

Forum Posts

5644

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 26

Good job, everyone. You guys really cracked this patch note wide open.

Avatar image for hailinel
Hailinel

25785

Forum Posts

219681

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 10

User Lists: 28

#31  Edited By Hailinel

EGGCELSIOR!

Avatar image for xalienxgreyx
xaLieNxGrEyx

2646

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#32  Edited By xaLieNxGrEyx

@hailinel said:

EGGCELSIOR!

You just won the internet, everyone else can go home now.

Avatar image for nightriff
nightriff

7248

Forum Posts

1467

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 7

@heyguys said:

I love it.

@hailinel said:

EGGCELSIOR!

I actually hate you all. This is eggzactly the type of atti...

Fuck.

Needed a good laugh just now, thank you all

Avatar image for corvak
Corvak

2048

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

This thread is eggsactly what I needed to brighten up my lunch break.

Avatar image for the_nubster
The_Nubster

5058

Forum Posts

21

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 1

#35  Edited By The_Nubster

On a more serious note, anything about slowdown fixes for desktops? I can't play the game with any of the new features without the game literally going into slow-motion and the cutscenes becoming de-synced with the audio. 60FPS is sometimes okay, but only if I bust the textures down to the original ones. I bought this game eggspecting everything to be in working order, but I guess that's what I get for counting my chickens before they've hatched.

Avatar image for ripelivejam
ripelivejam

13572

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

games are over, people.

Avatar image for do_the_manta_ray
Do_The_Manta_Ray

1681

Forum Posts

172

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Ah, this website remains as eggregiously charming as ever.

Avatar image for justin258
Justin258

16684

Forum Posts

26

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 8

@ezekiel said:

@believer258 said:

No, these people are great.

I agree. That long list of improvements is nice to see. Better than FromSoftware who release a PC game and then don't patch it at all.

I meant the puns. What better way to relieve the heavy, tedious yolk that is patching ports of old video games?