Waaaaaaaaat: A Ridiculous Disregard for Gravity - Ridiculous Fishing - A Tale of Redemption

#1 Posted by KickahaOta (103 posts) - 2 months, 5 days ago

As of the moment I am sending this, a fish has reached a total height of 49719 meters. It is continuing to ascent at approximately 9.4 meters per second. Even the stars are gone. At this point I can only wonder whether it will finally reach some limit (perhaps at 99999m), or if it will continue to slip the surly bonds of earth until my iPhone's battery expires.

I have also established that an ordinary shotgun can indeed reach targets at this height. However, I cannot bring myself to end this unnatural phenomenon.

I am paralyzed and yet vaguely enthralled.

#2 Posted by 49th (1804 posts) - 2 months, 5 days ago

You must provide pictures or video of this event, that fish is on a journey and it should be shared.

#3 Posted by KickahaOta (103 posts) - 2 months, 5 days ago

I have indeed captured a screenshot of this giant leap for fishkind. I regret that I cannot share it as yet, because I fear that switching applications to do so will somehow disrupt the fish, thus destroying the event I intend to document.

The fish just passed 55555 meters. I clapped softly.

#4 Edited by KickahaOta (103 posts) - 2 months, 5 days ago

BAH. I decided to take a chance by pausing the game and sending the screenshot. Doing so did indeed destroy the voyage. Now I will have to attempt to reproduce it.

But, so that the piscine astronaut can be remembered properly, here is the pic:

#5 Posted by Hamst3r (3945 posts) - 2 months, 5 days ago

Upwards, ye fish!

#6 Posted by 49th (1804 posts) - 2 months, 5 days ago

Are there leaderboards for this? That is pretty high...