#1 Edited by bigjeffrey (4805 posts) -

So upon the revelation that Taco Bell would be expanding the Waffle Taco Empire business to their other establishments i made it my life objective to go and see what all the fuss was about. Was sidetracked and forgot about it, BUT!!!!! August the 29th I remembered AND Hurried to my local TACO BELL. I rushed the counter and asked, NO I Demanded A WAFFLE Taco. I felt a PIERCE through my heart when the local shop keep told me they were not available yet. I was crushed almost shed a tear, until i looked up and SAW the other delicacies TACO BELL had to offer, i told him. GIVE me a Doritos® Locos Tacos.

I Documented My Experience...........

ITS BEAUTIFUL
WAS NOT EXPECTING
lOOKS LIKE A GIANT DORITOS CHIP BUT....
THE HIGH QUALITY MEAT OF TACO BELL, MAJESTIC AS FUCK
TASTED LIKE EVERYTHING IVE EVERY EATEN AT TACO BELL. NO GENUINE DELICIOUS TASTE OF DORITOS TASTE AT ALL.

2/5

OVERALL

DID NOT LOOK LIKE ANYTHING THE ADS SHOWED

TASTED LIKE TACO BELL

#2 Posted by EXTomar (4507 posts) -

I haven't ate at Taco Bell since...college...and this reminds me why. I bet it tastes fine but I'm not entirely sure corn is that shade of...yellow?

#3 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1539 posts) -

Do you really like Call of Duty?

#4 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

Last time I went to Taco Bell a couple weeks ago, there was what tasted like bleach in my food. I'm not going back to Taco Bell.

#5 Posted by ProfessorEss (7281 posts) -

I like that you're not fucking around and eating that shit right on the keyboard!!

#6 Edited by EXTomar (4507 posts) -

That reminds me: Keyboards are one of the most filthy and disgusting things in your house. Eating a meal there is one of the big reasons why.

#7 Posted by Iodine (543 posts) -

I had one of these tacos (I was really drunk) and to me it tasted like an even saltier (which I didnt know was possible) Taco bell taco

#8 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (5255 posts) -

Thanks for reminding me to clean my keyboard.

#9 Posted by jimmyfenix (3830 posts) -

I never asked for this.
#10 Posted by Hunter5024 (5546 posts) -

Dude yeah. It's just a Taco Bell taco that tastes slightly more salty.

#12 Edited by MeatSim (10774 posts) -

The Beefy Crunch Burrito that has the Fritos in it should be a permanent menu item. Not these so-so Dorito tacos.

#13 Posted by Swaboo (451 posts) -

#14 Edited by falserelic (5333 posts) -

FalseRelic has arrive to say I'm not surprise, but as long as it was clean you can't get mad. It's nowhere near as sad as eating bean soup with cold water.

#15 Posted by Aetheldod (3514 posts) -

No ... no nono no no!!!!!!!! That is not a taco and taco bell should apologize to all Mexicans for such abominations to mankind!!!!!!

#16 Posted by brutushayesosu (112 posts) -

I go for the Baja Mountain Dew

#17 Posted by StarvingGamer (8027 posts) -

I feel like I've been eating these for a year.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been a year.

#18 Posted by StarvingGamer (8027 posts) -

I feel like I've been eating these for a year.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been a year.

#19 Posted by Demoskinos (14578 posts) -

Now what would be meta as fuck is if they started selling Doritos tacos using Doritos Locos Taco Flavored Dorito shells.

#20 Posted by MikkaQ (10268 posts) -

That doesn't even look like it's worth 2 pedigrees. Looks like shit on a plate to me.

#21 Edited by bigjeffrey (4805 posts) -

@alwaysbebombing said:

Do you really like Call of Duty?

I got it cause it lights up Mountain Dew Green.

#22 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7054 posts) -

More insane capitalization, I see.

#23 Posted by ShaggE (6341 posts) -

Despite being a hardcore fan of authentic Mexican food, I do love some Taco Bell. That said, Doritos tacos are the worst. They hardly taste like Doritos at all (probably a blessing), and "powder" is the last texture I would want on a taco, right below "shards of glass".

#26 Posted by HatKing (5833 posts) -

Really glad I decided to check in with Giant Bomb, as I do before all crazy food decisions. I was moments away from investing in a 12 pack of these damn things. I think I'll just go to the authentic local place instead.

#27 Posted by demonknightinuyasha (458 posts) -

Well to be fair, their picture is of a taco supreme and it looks like you got the normal taco.

I found that the shells weren't very powdery when they first arrived, but after a couple of months they changed to be more like an actual Doritos. I also found the fiery ones to not be very spicy.

Doritos tacos are one of those dumb guilty pleasures I like every now and then (much like taco bell itself).

Though the other day I did find myself buying a bag of Doritos and a couple 2 liters of Mountain Dew and then had an "Oh shit, I'm part of the problem" moment lol.

#28 Posted by Darkstalker (721 posts) -

i cant stand american taco bell. the meat tastes like paste. its not amazing here but its good when you want garbage....which i often do

#29 Edited by jimmyfenix (3830 posts) -

Who keeps bumping these threads!

#30 Posted by mosespippy (4044 posts) -

We don't even have a Toco Bell here so I've never known what I'm missing. I'm sure it's garbage but is it the good kind of garbage?

#31 Posted by Hunter5024 (5546 posts) -

We don't even have a Toco Bell here so I've never known what I'm missing. I'm sure it's garbage but is it the good kind of garbage?

It's the bad kind of garbage, but it's so bad that it wraps around and becomes good again.