Posted by BigJeffrey (5143 posts) 1 year, 10 months ago

Poll: I Want This IN my MOUTH, Do You? (410 votes)

YES 34%
HELL NO 66%
TACO BELL

includes scrambled eggs, sausage and a side of syrup

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#1 Posted by Xolare (1314 posts) -

First the double down, then this. When does it end?

#2 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

Hell no, it looks scary and that waffle looks like cardboard.

#3 Posted by mlarrabee (3263 posts) -

Bad breakfast is one of the few food categories in which there is no goodness to the badness.

#4 Posted by Wolfgame (977 posts) -

The community is concerned with the things you want to put in your mouth.

#5 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4213 posts) -

Wow. Yes.

#6 Edited by Irvandus (3105 posts) -

If they removed the egg and sausage I'd be on board but at that point it's just a folded waffle. You know what? Sprinkle some doritos on that and then I will take it as is.

#7 Posted by Dallas_Raines (2269 posts) -

I've eaten a lot of shitty junk food in my day, and even I find that utterly repulsive. I genuinely feel sick looking at that.

#8 Posted by Milkman (18011 posts) -

God no.

#9 Posted by brownsfantb (426 posts) -

I want a sandwich like that but don't know if I'd want it from Taco Bell. I can make my own breakfast monstrosities, thank you very much.

#10 Edited by Andorski (5469 posts) -

That is the bastardization of Mexican food if I ever saw it.

#11 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

I've never wanted Taco Bell near my mouth.

@andorski said:

That is the bastardization of food if I ever saw it.

Also this.

#12 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

Can we spam this topic with better looking breakfast pictures? No? OK.

It's the same dish, but it looks tastier.

#13 Posted by Breadfan (6803 posts) -

Just looks like the taco form of any fast food breakfast meal. Of course I'd eat that, motherfucker.

#14 Posted by TruthTellah (9654 posts) -

GET THAT OUTTA MY FACE!

http://mlkshk.com/r/A6E1

#15 Posted by RupertTheBear (219 posts) -

It looks like a breakfast vagina

#16 Posted by ShaggE (7240 posts) -

That looks ridiculous and awful. Put one in me, please.

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#17 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (2058 posts) -

I don't know...the sausage on there literally looks like shit. But then again, I love Taco Bell regardless of what the put in their food.

#18 Edited by BigJeffrey (5143 posts) -

I wish i could of tried this delicacy.

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7 PIECES OF MEAT

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#19 Edited by JJWeatherman (14801 posts) -

@dallas_raines said:

I've eaten a lot of shitty junk food in my day, and even I find that utterly repulsive. I genuinely feel sick looking at that.

Dude, whatever. People eat waffles with egg and sausage sides ALL of the time. It's not some utterly repulsive idea.

That said, nah for me.

Also, I just had one of those shredded chicken smothered burritos, and mmm.

#20 Edited by fox01313 (5177 posts) -

Will give it a try, jack in the box has something similar without the american cheese so wouldn't be harmful to try but doubt that it's tasty good.

#21 Posted by Soapy86 (2683 posts) -

I want to say no.... yet I'm intrigued...

#22 Posted by Dallas_Raines (2269 posts) -

@dallas_raines said:

I've eaten a lot of shitty junk food in my day, and even I find that utterly repulsive. I genuinely feel sick looking at that.

Dude, whatever. People eat waffles with egg and sausage sides ALL of the time. It's not some utterly repulsive idea.

That said, nah for me.

Taco Bell's take on it just looks super gross to me. It looks like something you'd find at a low rent gas station.

#23 Edited by JJWeatherman (14801 posts) -

@dallas_raines said:

@jjweatherman said:

@dallas_raines said:

I've eaten a lot of shitty junk food in my day, and even I find that utterly repulsive. I genuinely feel sick looking at that.

Dude, whatever. People eat waffles with egg and sausage sides ALL of the time. It's not some utterly repulsive idea.

That said, nah for me.

Taco Bell's take on it just looks super gross to me. It looks like something you'd find at a low rent gas station.

Well yeah. Fair criticism, ha.

(The scary part is thinking what it'll actually look like if this is their advertisement.)

#24 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (4012 posts) -

That looks like garbage. And I want to eat it.

#25 Posted by bobafettjm (1730 posts) -

Looking at some pictures of someones actual waffle taco makes me never want to eat one....ever. Not to mention probably the most sick I have ever been in my life came after eating at Taco Bell.

#26 Posted by TheHT (12568 posts) -

I would make that myself, but I sure wouldn't buy one from Taco Bell.

#27 Posted by Example1013 (4855 posts) -

EGG MCMUFFIN OR DIE

#28 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4213 posts) -

I'm looking to make one of these pretty soon..

#29 Edited by TheManWithNoPlan (6349 posts) -

Wow, the fast food industry sure is full of amazing/terrifying innovations. I need it inside me.

#30 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (6349 posts) -

I wish i could of tried this delicacy.

Podcast Talk

7 PIECES OF MEAT

Holy mother of Vinny. I heard about this on the podcast, but I never imagined it would be this glorious. I would never eat it though, since you would probably have a heart attack immediately after ingestion.

#31 Posted by LaszloKovacs (1272 posts) -

Something about that picture looks... vaguely pornographic?

#32 Posted by punkxblaze (3013 posts) -

I WANT THIS INSIDE ME

#33 Posted by Nightriff (6472 posts) -

That looks disgusting and I have a problem with eating too much Taco Bell

#34 Edited by ripelivejam (6468 posts) -

my heart stopped just by entering this thread :|

also who the fuck would have ever imagined this becoming the norm?

#35 Posted by ll_Exile_ll (2133 posts) -

Everything in that thing is good, I just don't need to them all in the same bite.

#36 Posted by Turtlebird95 (3142 posts) -

@bigjeffrey: Fuck your wimpy Windows Whopper. Real men eat this.

#37 Posted by Brendan (8809 posts) -

I would try making one at home, but Taco Bell food tastes like garbage (because that's what its made out of).

#38 Edited by Zeik (3478 posts) -

I can't stand Taco Bell as it is. That may be one of the least appetizing things I've seen.

#39 Posted by supamon (1339 posts) -

Looks pretty dry in that picture. I think it'd be more appealing to me if it didn't look like a plastic toy.

#40 Edited by MentalDisruption (1786 posts) -

Eh. I'd have to pass on that. It's a pretty good combination of stuff logically, but it just really doesn't look appealing. Looks like the cheap stuff they give kids at a grade school cafeteria.

#41 Posted by BigJeffrey (5143 posts) -
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#42 Posted by TheHBK (5663 posts) -

Anyone who says no is not a real man. That shit will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

#43 Edited by HerpDerp (136 posts) -

When Taco Bell goes in my mouth, bad stuff comes out.

Edit:

Looking at some pictures of someones actual waffle taco makes me never want to eat one....ever. Not to mention probably the most sick I have ever been in my life came after eating at Taco Bell.

Pretty much my entire experience with Taco Bell.

#44 Posted by Zeik (3478 posts) -

@thehbk: I'll get a sex change operation before I would put that garbage anywhere near my body. I bet it would be less uncomfortable in the long run.

#45 Posted by rebgav (1442 posts) -

@bigjeffrey: Fuck your wimpy Windows Whopper. Real men eat this.

Fuck that shit, where's the bacon? Stick a pound and a half of pork on that sandwich and get back to me.

#46 Posted by MistaSparkle (2283 posts) -

See I want syrup on 66% of it, but the other third (the eggs) I can't stand with syrup. So for me, I'm deeming this one inedible.

#47 Posted by TobbRobb (5216 posts) -

Why the fuck would you have a waffle with your sausage and eggs. Just have bread like a sane person. Or do like the british and get some white beans in there.

Also that picture looks fucking digusting.

#48 Posted by wjb (1763 posts) -

I don't get it? Is it just a waffle, sausage, and eggs in the shape of a taco? I could've done that.

Fuck you, pay me.

#49 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

No, but I'm willing to make one myself at home and try that...

#50 Posted by Zeik (3478 posts) -

@tobbrobb: Waffle with sausage and eggs on the side isn't that uncommon really. Granted, a really good waffle doesn't need any sides.