I Want This IN my MOUTH, Do You?

I could try that once.

I would eat one, but with bacon instead of sausage.

Remember the good old days.

Restaurants need more items without eggs. I can't look at this and say, "Yeah, I'd eat that" because I hate the taste of eggs, but would I eat some variation of it, say maybe with sausage and cheese? Trying to think of a vegetable that'd go with it - potatoes would be too starch-y. Hmmm.

Anyone else come in here expecting to see a penis?

The recipe sounds fine, but you know the real-life version of this is going to be made with cheap and filthy ingredients like microwaved-frozen waffles and powdered eggs.

This is the right direction for fast food. I want to buy the dumbest ideas they have.

@sparky_buzzsaw said:

It's hard to be an egg hater at breakfast time.

Went to Taco Bell, no Waffle Tacos available. But....

We could say the topic was necroed, but Big Jeffery had litigation going on concerning his theme park, I think we can let it slide.

NO thank you. That looks really disgusting.