Our long national international nightmare is over: Uwe Boll has decided to stop making movies.
I wish he had decided to stop because he realized what he was making were genuinely terrible pieces of media, but no. He's decided to stop because he feels there's no market for his movies anymore. This has nothing to do with quality, according to him, but rather with critics hating him personally and not even watching his movies before panning them. This despite an impressive Rotten Tomatoes page where his highest rated movie got a 57%, his second highest got 25%, and the lowest (TANG's own Alone in the Dark) got 1%. Not all of these critics can know who he is or can even be video game fans punishing him, they just know his movies are utterly shitty.
I think his reaction to the reaction of his "art" speaks to him being profoundly narcissistic. His excuse that he will stop making movies because there's no money in it anymore and his statement that he made his "stupid video game movies" to fund his more artistic films kind of blatantly tips his hand about what he actually cared about. I feel no sympathy for this man and his awful attempts at movie making and, with the imminent release of Assassin's Creed, can but hope we are entering an era where competent filmmakers will be making our video game movies from now on. Talk of the Tetris trilogy gives me pause in this hope, but at least it'll be a high budget trainwreck, not a Uwe Boll-esque one.
What about y'all, duders? Feeling a bit teary that we won't get any more Boll films? Or feeling just a little bit happier about the world in which we're living?
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