Posted by HillaryClinton (1 posts) 1 year, 3 months ago

Poll: Is Wario A Libertarian (74 votes)

Yes 69%
No 31%
#1 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

Alright, this gave me a good chuckle.

#2 Edited by Demoskinos (14733 posts) -

I'm all for a Wario/Ron Paul ticket for 2016.

#3 Edited by TruthTellah (8725 posts) -

ha. No way. He doesn't respect others' property! And he relies on handouts from the Mushroom Kingdom!

He's just a greedy anarchist.

#4 Posted by Hailinel (24289 posts) -

Wario is the Gordon Gekko of Diamond City. A poorly dressed, slovenly Gordon Gekko, granted, but if there was ever a Wall Street analog in Nintendo games, it's that greedy sonuvagarlic.

#5 Posted by PillClinton (3291 posts) -

Hey, my alternate universe wife. And yes.

#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@hailinel said:

A poorly dressed, slovenly Gordon Gekko, granted, but if there was ever a Wall Street analog in Nintendo games, it's that greedy sonuvagarlic.

You mean Fortune Street isn't canon?

#7 Posted by Animasta (14667 posts) -

this might be my favorite first post by anyone ever.

#8 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

Of course, what else would he be? You're either a Libertarian or a Socialist.

#9 Posted by Kidable (127 posts) -

A fellow dril fan I see

#10 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

He's too nonviolent, doesn't use guns to get his way, likes to fund smaller, unknown, indie "micro"games without expecting big returns. He does look a bit like a "Real Sex" episode star, a "slut trainer" "daddy Dom" etc., but no, not hipster enough.

#11 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

@fiestaunicorn: Yes, brother! Anyone who doesn't agree is a reptile working for the Reds! Now, meet me at reddit.com/upskirts-of-Tweens-bullied-into-suicide to discuss what must be done to eliminate the five dollar bill, Sacajawea coin, raise the retirement age to 80, and save the Republic once and for all!

#12 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4189 posts) -

A Clinton would fucking say that!.

In few sentences or less, does anyone wanna explain to me what a libertarian is?.

#13 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

@Blu3V3nom07 Take everything that Fox News believes but replace "cause God says" with "cause money says". They're a way smaller offshoot of republicans made up of Austin TX tattoo shop hipsters and college professors.

#14 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

@boocreepyfootdoctor said:

@fiestaunicorn: Yes, brother! Anyone who doesn't agree is a reptile working for the Reds! Now, meet me at reddit.com/upskirts-of-Tweens-bullied-into-suicide to discuss what must be done to eliminate the five dollar bill, Sacajawea coin, raise the retirement age to 80, and save the Republic once and for all!

You're my favourite.

#15 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4189 posts) -
#16 Posted by aceofspudz (937 posts) -

No, Wario doesn't care about negative liberty.

#17 Edited by Stonyman65 (2661 posts) -

@blu3v3nom07 said:

A Clinton would fucking say that!.

In few sentences or less, does anyone wanna explain to me what a libertarian is?.

Depends on where you live, but in the US a Libertarian describes someone who is free-market capitalist and fiscally conservative but socially liberal. Think Milton Friedman, Ayn Rand, Ron Paul, Thomas Jefferson, Adam Smith (in the classic era)

Edit: oh, Penn and Teller, too. Can't forget those guys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_liberalism

#18 Edited by EuanDewar (4874 posts) -

get it its like that dril tweet hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#19 Posted by Slag (4225 posts) -

Waluigi is an Anarchist

#20 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

@stonyman65: Yes, penn Juliette, who shills LuckyGoldstar refrigerators in order to win a job working for Donald Trump, a man who claims Pres Obama is a Muslim terrorist simply because African names sound Arab-ey. Real pillars of integrity.

#21 Edited by Stonyman65 (2661 posts) -

@stonyman65: Yes, penn Juliette, who shills LuckyGoldstar refrigerators in order to win a job working for Donald Trump, a man who claims Pres Obama is a Muslim terrorist simply because African names sound Arab-ey. Real pillars of integrity.

That was a game show. I seriously doubt he would do that in real life if it wasn't a TV show...

Also, he did a fair amount of bashing on Trump, stating that his politics are completely different. http://watch.accesshollywood.com/video/penn-jillette-weighs-in-on-donald-trump/1990863910001

I think you're stretching here. You could say the same thing about everyone else who has ever been on that show.

#22 Edited by ch3burashka (5037 posts) -

I'm pretty sure Wario is just an asshole with no political association.

#23 Posted by audioBusting (1496 posts) -

Should Wario be president?

#24 Posted by MikkaQ (10281 posts) -

Wario has no time for politics because he knows it's just a money sink. Wario is too busy getting figures to worry about that shit. Wario can make it rain money because of this.

#25 Edited by Hunter5024 (5601 posts) -

I don't get it.