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#2 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7056 posts) -

It may or may not be ironic, but it's most certainly cruel.

#3 Posted by Fredchuckdave (5339 posts) -

King of Queens, baby!

#4 Posted by spraynardtatum (2631 posts) -

fuck that console

#5 Posted by Hailinel (23971 posts) -

The life of an achievement hoarder just got philosophically complex, which is more than can be said for any Kevin James movie.

"Cheevo, or no cheevo? That is the question. "

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#6 Posted by WolfHazard (461 posts) -

I want this to be @rorie first next gen achievement.

#7 Posted by ericdrum (404 posts) -
#8 Edited by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -

@spraynardtatum said:

fuck that console

It's really a machine from hell created by people who view games as only a market to extort and gamers as the mindless zombies who throw money at games for no other reason than because.

Fortunately however those people have been relieved from their duties at Microsoft or relocated, and now the Xbox One is on a long road to recovery.

The next step is for Microsoft to realize that people want a gaming console not a $500 dollar television remote.

#9 Edited by mikey87144 (1673 posts) -

That makes me not want to get that console.

#10 Edited by GunstarRed (5045 posts) -

The next generation is truly here. I'd totally watch five Paul Blart movies.

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#11 Posted by WolfHazard (461 posts) -

@gunstarred said:

The next generation is truly here. I'd totally watch five Paul Blart movies.

Would you watch Grown Ups 5 times. JUST HOW FUCKING COMMITTED ARE YOU

#12 Edited by MB (12073 posts) -

Too bad the achievement isn't called "Watch five good Kevin James movies" - then no one could ever get it.

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#13 Edited by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -

@mb said:

Too bad the achievement isn't called "Watch five good Kevin James movies" - then no one could ever get it.

1. Monster House

2. .......

Okay you win

#14 Edited by spraynardtatum (2631 posts) -

achievements shouldn't be advertisements!

#15 Posted by Nasar7 (2609 posts) -

Red Box and Netflix have achievements just for launching their respective apps and logging to the service.

I have them both.

#16 Posted by wrecks (2216 posts) -

Yuck.

#17 Posted by bigjeffrey (4809 posts) -

if someone goes out of their way to get these they are insane, it's not like they count for score.

#18 Posted by MildMolasses (3214 posts) -

This goes up there with Mile High Club and Survived 1 Million as soul crushingly hard

#19 Posted by laserguy (439 posts) -

has K.J. made five movies? cause I only saw the zoo movie.

#20 Posted by BRich (431 posts) -

Amazing! Any other self-aware achievements like this?

#21 Posted by Fearbeard (824 posts) -

Meh, an achievement without gamerscore is worthless... If they really want to get people to get excited about these they need to come up with some sort of non-gaming media scoring system.

#22 Posted by psylah (2162 posts) -

You get 100 points for slamming 5 Dews in an hour in front of the Kinect.

#23 Posted by HatKing (5838 posts) -

#24 Posted by shinjin977 (748 posts) -

I maybe getting too old for this industry. Time to go back to school and get another degree.

#25 Posted by Andorski (5204 posts) -

If you are able to bare the viewing of five KJ movies than you should be rewarded.

#26 Posted by captain_clayman (3319 posts) -

Poor Kevin James. Kevin James seems like a cool dude, he's just in a lot of shitty movies, like every time. He's one of the best examples of how shitty it is to get typecasted, you're never able to break out of it.

#27 Edited by handlas (2661 posts) -

I d/led Twitch and say achievements for it got added to my profile... I found that off-putting. At least there weren't horrible ones like that tho.

Oh and I searched for Giant Bomb as well as Greenspeak (Jeff Green) on the Twitch app and neither channels show up. Lame.

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#28 Posted by Redbullet685 (6029 posts) -

Could you, say, watch just Paul Blart: Mall Cop 5 times? Cause that'd be alright. I sorta love that movie. A lot.

#29 Posted by Yummylee (21295 posts) -

Oh, Kevin James... What an absolute disappointment you turned out to be. And I loved you in King of Queens! </3

#30 Edited by Vuud (1943 posts) -

I can't believe there are 5 movies with Kevin James in them.

I like his standup but WOOOO! His movies are the biggest soupiest chunky turds I've ever seen.

Okay, Paul Blart was kind of enjoyable in that it was a sort of parody of Die Hard.

#31 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (3059 posts) -

Watching 5 Kevin James films is like a game of Russian Roulette, there's never a winner.

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#32 Posted by BRich (431 posts) -

There should be an achievement for watching any Adam Sandler movie post-Happy Gilmore.

#33 Posted by AngriGhandi (762 posts) -

That guy who's spent the last eight years trying to get a million gamerscore is thousand-yard-staring into a bathroom mirror right now, somewhere.

He's all "what am I"

"what have I become"

#34 Edited by Yummylee (21295 posts) -
@brich said:

There should be an achievement for watching any Adam Sandler movie post-Happy Gilmore.

50 First Dates, Funny People, Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me? Sure, that sounds easy enough!

#35 Posted by crithon (3081 posts) -

just be grateful it's not adam sandler achievement. At least with Kevin James I could mute him and masturbate to Leah Remini.

#36 Posted by Sterling (2086 posts) -

These challenges are completely stupid. But I can't say I am shocked to see people trying to complete them all. Its not like you get gamerscore for them. Not like getting gamerscore is worth anything either. But come on. This is getting out of hand.

#37 Posted by TyCobb (1947 posts) -

Watching 5 Kevin James films is like a game of Russian Roulette, there's never a winner.

Sure there is.

Russian Roulette: Winner is the guy who doesn't blow his brains out.

Watching Kevin James Movies: Winner is the guy who blows his brains out before the opening credits roll.

#38 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (3059 posts) -

@tycobb said:

@i_stay_puft said:

Watching 5 Kevin James films is like a game of Russian Roulette, there's never a winner.

Sure there is.

Russian Roulette: Winner is the guy who doesn't blow his brains out.

Watching Kevin James Movies: Winner is the guy who blows his brains out before the opening credits roll.

*Slow clap*

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#39 Posted by Sterling (2086 posts) -

When did it become cool to hate on Kevin James?

#40 Posted by Lichbanes (8 posts) -

Hitch. The only good thing I can remember him being in.

#41 Edited by TruthTellah (8573 posts) -

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#42 Posted by bigjeffrey (4809 posts) -

@sterling: Blame the black evil plastic box.

#43 Edited by Dallas_Raines (2141 posts) -

@sterling: Since he partnered up with Sandler and started pumping out cinematic atrocities.

#44 Posted by Vextroid (1362 posts) -

Being able to live long enough to watch 4 more Kevin James movies is an Achievement in and of it self.

#45 Edited by zombiepenguin9 (529 posts) -
@sterling said:

These challenges are completely stupid. But I can't say I am shocked to see people trying to complete them all. Its not like you get gamerscore for them. Not like getting gamerscore is worth anything either. But come on. This is getting out of hand.

All these new achievements and challenges remind me of that line from The Incredibles about no one being super once everyone is super.

#46 Edited by connerthekewlkid (1803 posts) -

@sterling said:

These challenges are completely stupid. But I can't say I am shocked to see people trying to complete them all. Its not like you get gamerscore for them. Not like getting gamerscore is worth anything either. But come on. This is getting out of hand.

All these new achievements and challenges remind me of that line from The Incredibles about no one being super once everyone is super.

As you telling me that if I get enough gamerscore I become a superhero?

#47 Edited by DonChipotle (2697 posts) -

I would just watch Hitch five times. Hitch is a fun little romcom.

#48 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7056 posts) -

@sterling said:

When did it become cool to hate on Kevin James?

After King of Queens ended and he decided to help make some of the shittiest movies in the last decade.

#49 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (529 posts) -

@zombiepenguin9 said:
@sterling said:

These challenges are completely stupid. But I can't say I am shocked to see people trying to complete them all. Its not like you get gamerscore for them. Not like getting gamerscore is worth anything either. But come on. This is getting out of hand.

All these new achievements and challenges remind me of that line from The Incredibles about no one being super once everyone is super.

As you telling me that if I get enough gamerscore I become a superhero?

I'm not not telling you that.

#50 Posted by EricSmith (316 posts) -

If nothing else, it would truly be an achievement to make it through five Kevin James movies.