An Achievement on XONE for watching 5 Kevin James movies

On Red Box

Yes It's called KJ RULEZ.

Is this ironic. Please be ironic.

http://www.trueachievements.com/a182997/kj-rulez-achievement.htm?showguides=1

It may or may not be ironic, but it's most certainly cruel.

King of Queens, baby!

fuck that console

The life of an achievement hoarder just got philosophically complex, which is more than can be said for any Kevin James movie.

"Cheevo, or no cheevo? That is the question. "

I want this to be @rorie first next gen achievement.

@spraynardtatum:

It's really a machine from hell created by people who view games as only a market to extort and gamers as the mindless zombies who throw money at games for no other reason than because.

Fortunately however those people have been relieved from their duties at Microsoft or relocated, and now the Xbox One is on a long road to recovery.

The next step is for Microsoft to realize that people want a gaming console not a $500 dollar television remote.

That makes me not want to get that console.

The next generation is truly here. I'd totally watch five Paul Blart movies.

@gunstarred said:

Would you watch Grown Ups 5 times. JUST HOW FUCKING COMMITTED ARE YOU

Too bad the achievement isn't called "Watch five good Kevin James movies" - then no one could ever get it.

1. Monster House

2. .......

Okay you win

achievements shouldn't be advertisements!

Red Box and Netflix have achievements just for launching their respective apps and logging to the service.

I have them both.

Yuck.

if someone goes out of their way to get these they are insane, it's not like they count for score.

This goes up there with Mile High Club and Survived 1 Million as soul crushingly hard

has K.J. made five movies? cause I only saw the zoo movie.

Amazing! Any other self-aware achievements like this?

Meh, an achievement without gamerscore is worthless... If they really want to get people to get excited about these they need to come up with some sort of non-gaming media scoring system.

You get 100 points for slamming 5 Dews in an hour in front of the Kinect.

I maybe getting too old for this industry. Time to go back to school and get another degree.

If you are able to bare the viewing of five KJ movies than you should be rewarded.

Poor Kevin James. Kevin James seems like a cool dude, he's just in a lot of shitty movies, like every time. He's one of the best examples of how shitty it is to get typecasted, you're never able to break out of it.

I d/led Twitch and say achievements for it got added to my profile... I found that off-putting. At least there weren't horrible ones like that tho.

Oh and I searched for Giant Bomb as well as Greenspeak (Jeff Green) on the Twitch app and neither channels show up. Lame.

Could you, say, watch just Paul Blart: Mall Cop 5 times? Cause that'd be alright. I sorta love that movie. A lot.

Oh, Kevin James... What an absolute disappointment you turned out to be. And I loved you in King of Queens! </3

I can't believe there are 5 movies with Kevin James in them.

I like his standup but WOOOO! His movies are the biggest soupiest chunky turds I've ever seen.

Okay, Paul Blart was kind of enjoyable in that it was a sort of parody of Die Hard.

Watching 5 Kevin James films is like a game of Russian Roulette, there's never a winner.

There should be an achievement for watching any Adam Sandler movie post-Happy Gilmore.

That guy who's spent the last eight years trying to get a million gamerscore is thousand-yard-staring into a bathroom mirror right now, somewhere.

He's all "what am I"

"what have I become"

50 First Dates, Funny People, Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me? Sure, that sounds easy enough!

just be grateful it's not adam sandler achievement. At least with Kevin James I could mute him and masturbate to Leah Remini.

These challenges are completely stupid. But I can't say I am shocked to see people trying to complete them all. Its not like you get gamerscore for them. Not like getting gamerscore is worth anything either. But come on. This is getting out of hand.

Sure there is.

Russian Roulette: Winner is the guy who doesn't blow his brains out.

Watching Kevin James Movies: Winner is the guy who blows his brains out before the opening credits roll.

*Slow clap*

When did it become cool to hate on Kevin James?

Hitch. The only good thing I can remember him being in.

@sterling: Blame the black evil plastic box.

@sterling: Since he partnered up with Sandler and started pumping out cinematic atrocities.

Being able to live long enough to watch 4 more Kevin James movies is an Achievement in and of it self.

All these new achievements and challenges remind me of that line from The Incredibles about no one being super once everyone is super.

As you telling me that if I get enough gamerscore I become a superhero?

I would just watch Hitch five times. Hitch is a fun little romcom.

After King of Queens ended and he decided to help make some of the shittiest movies in the last decade.

I'm not not telling you that.

If nothing else, it would truly be an achievement to make it through five Kevin James movies.