Posted by Greenshoes (279 posts) 1 year, 1 month ago

Poll: Hair or hood? (240 votes)

Hair 15%
Hood 85%

One of the important questions of our age.

#1 Edited by falserelic (5437 posts) -

Never heard of him, but he looks gangsta with the hood.

#2 Edited by Milkman (16804 posts) -

Hairy Hood.

#3 Posted by ChrisTaran (1615 posts) -

From the cartoon it has always been very clearly hair to me, and the cartoon is the only thing that matters, so hair it is.

#4 Edited by Jonny_Anonymous (1032 posts) -

Haha I was just going to make this

#5 Posted by Nightriff (5085 posts) -

Competing threads!!!!

Sticking with hair

#6 Posted by Nightriff (5085 posts) -

Competing threads!!!!

Sticking with hair

#7 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1977 posts) -

It is clearly a fucking hood.

#8 Posted by coakroach (2490 posts) -

He keeps it hood

#9 Posted by ThePickle (4184 posts) -
#10 Posted by Bribo (605 posts) -

Hair does not negate hood. Fuck this poll.

Unless the hood is surgically stitched to the scalp and cannot be removed.

If that's what we're voting for, I'd like to change my vote to "hood stitched to scalp".

#11 Edited by EquitasInvictus (2030 posts) -

It's as hood as Compton.

#12 Posted by Straus (3 posts) -

As a kid, watching the cartoon I always thought it was hair. Only now I have realized my error.

#13 Posted by Milkman (16804 posts) -

@thepickle: Glad someone knows.

Would anyone like some coconut water?

#14 Posted by solus_impar (75 posts) -

#15 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7096 posts) -

@milkman said:

Hairy Hood.

DId he ever convince Scott? I always meant to listen to those but never got around to it.

#16 Posted by Slag (4409 posts) -

Man, this is a tough one I never really knew.

On the action figure it was a flexible rubbery material. Which was completely different from every other character's hair was molded. So I guess maybe that's evidence for a hood.

#17 Posted by Milkman (16804 posts) -

@mariachimacabre: No, he didn't. But Scott and Harris are going to their second show in August (they're recording it again) and they're bringing Paul F. Tompkins, Kulap, Shelby Fero and I think, Nathan Rabin. I can not recommend the whole series enough. It's only 7 episodes (5, if you want to skip the Analyze Fish episodes) and they're just the best.

#18 Edited by MariachiMacabre (7096 posts) -

@milkman said:

@mariachimacabre: No, he didn't. But Scott and Harris are going to their second show in August (they're recording it again) and they're bringing Paul F. Tompkins, Kulap, Shelby Fero and I think, Nathan Rabin. I can not recommend the whole series enough. It's only 7 episodes (5, if you want to skip the Analyze Fish episodes) and they're just the best.

Oh god. I'll have to listen. Everything involving Paul F. Tompkins is pure magic.

#19 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

Hmmm.

#20 Posted by coaxmetal (1620 posts) -

its clearly a hood in that picture so I went with hair

#21 Posted by JazGalaxy (1576 posts) -

Hair.

Spartan was modeled after oozy ozbourne. The hood was likely due to their not being able to do the hair with the way they did their figures or their not wanting to build a new head sculpt just for Zarathustra.

#22 Edited by geirr (2574 posts) -

Oozy pls ^

Also, could it be that he sometimes wears a hood that also perfectly hides his dumb hair? If he's a master of disguise then surely he wouldn't want long, flowing locks showing always since he'd be pretty easy to recognize.

#23 Posted by LiquidPrince (15950 posts) -

Clearly a hood.

#24 Posted by rmanthorp (3950 posts) -

Hood all day.

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#25 Posted by ThePickle (4184 posts) -

@thepickle said:

@milkman said:

Hairy Hood.

DId he ever convince Scott? I always meant to listen to those but never got around to it.

No. And it's unlikely he ever will.

#26 Posted by wjb (1662 posts) -

I said hood, but hair makes him look like Danzig, which I'm all for.

#27 Edited by Wandrecanada (406 posts) -

I said hood but it looked a lot like terrible 80's glam rock hair in the animated series...

#28 Posted by Hunter5024 (5689 posts) -

That's obviously a hood.

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#29 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4605 posts) -

Let's split the difference and say he's wearing merkin on his head.

#30 Posted by burgavo (268 posts) -

Oh god hearing this episode on the rewind on mixlr made me smile