Here your troubles will cease to exist, for it is here that I Funky Student shall answer your questions using my vast array of funky awesome.

Funky Student, why does it hurt to pee?

Yo Funky McFunkster, how yo drop the mad beats on dat hair? It's ballin' son!

It hurts to pee because you drank too much.

YEAH! This is just what the site needs...

Yo yo son my hair is awesome be cause of the power of HAIRSPRAY. this has been Funky Student keep'n it real funky here on giant bomb.

Yo so I just drop some o dat hairspray on 'nd the hair'll be funky?

Well son there's a lil more to it den dat. See, u gotta spray it FUNKY
!!

What motivated you to be so Funky?

Funky student, how can I be cool like you?

Are you really Funky or is your name just Funky?

"Well son there's a lil more to it den dat. See, u gotta spray it FUNKY!!"

The thang that motivated me ta b so funky was.... Back when I was just a lil cracka like u, I caught sight of a disco ball the size of my awesomeness. I hung it from my crib and before you know it I was lay'n down sum soopa funky jam'n.

"Funky student, how can I be cool like you?"

Hey funky, have you ever been inside a TV?

What do you think of the cult, led by Pepsiman, started right here, at GiantBomb.com?

You are in a candle lit room with a single wooden door, no windows and three light switches labeled A, B and C. You cannot by any means see anything outside the room. The three switches are connected to three lights in another room. They are all currently in the off position. You are given ten minutes in the room with the switches then you will be taken to the room with the lights. At that time you need to label each light with the letter of the corresponding switch. How do you do it?

"Are you really Funky or is your name just Funky?"

Yo, Funkmaster! Drop some knowledge on me.
What are the bottom three flag colours? I need to know.

"Hey funky, have you ever been inside a TV?"

"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"Hey funky, have you ever been inside a TV?"

Yes I have and as it turns out... Teddie is a homo."

Funky student, WHAZZUPPPP!?!?!?

"What do you think of the cult, led by Pepsiman, started right here, at GiantBomb.com?"

"You are in a candle lit room with a single wooden door, no windows and three light switches labeled A, B and C. You cannot by any means see anything outside the room. The three switches are connected to three lights in another room. They are all currently in the off position. You are given ten minutes in the room with the switches then you will be taken to the room with the lights. At that time you need to label each light with the letter of the corresponding switch. How do you do it?"

"RedSox8933 said:

"What do you think of the cult, led by Pepsiman, started right here, at GiantBomb.com?"

I think its pretty dang kool. Only problem is only like 2 people are in it. GET YA ASS UP AND JOIN THE CULT PPL!!"

Why can I only answer one riddle per day?

"FunkyStudent said:

"RedSox8933 said:

"What do you think of the cult, led by Pepsiman, started right here, at GiantBomb.com?"

I think its pretty dang kool. Only problem is only like 2 people are in it. GET YA ASS UP AND JOIN THE CULT PPL!!"

i'm in it!! do you approve of me? please do. i'll kill myself. whoa, getting crazy, being in the presence of the almighty."

"Yo, Funkmaster! Drop some knowledge on me.
What are the bottom three flag colours? I need to know."

"RedSox8933 said:

"FunkyStudent said:

"RedSox8933 said:

"What do you think of the cult, led by Pepsiman, started right here, at GiantBomb.com?"

I think its pretty dang kool. Only problem is only like 2 people are in it. GET YA ASS UP AND JOIN THE CULT PPL!!"

i'm in it!! do you approve of me? please do. i'll kill myself. whoa, getting crazy, being in the presence of the almighty."

Yeah man, I see great funk in you."

Oh Funky Student, why do chunky monkeys keep fiddle faddling Mel Gibson's wing wang?

Yo Funky where my skull?

"Why can I only answer one riddle per day?"

Yo Funky, where my skull at?

"Yo Funky, where my skull at?"

"Oh Funky Student, why do chunky monkeys keep fiddle faddling Mel Gibson's ding dong?"

"FunkyStudent said:

"RedSox8933 said:

"FunkyStudent said:

"RedSox8933 said:

"What do you think of the cult, led by Pepsiman, started right here, at GiantBomb.com?"

I think its pretty dang kool. Only problem is only like 2 people are in it. GET YA ASS UP AND JOIN THE CULT PPL!!"

i'm in it!! do you approve of me? please do. i'll kill myself. whoa, getting crazy, being in the presence of the almighty."

Yeah man, I see great funk in you."

i can die happy now...What's Japan like? It doesn't seem like the people are very funky."

"Yo Funky where my skull?"

Are you, per chance, related to Funky Winkerbean?

Why riddles and where's Atlantis?

I can think of some words that rhyme with "Funky" for this thread...tis be no point to this thread. No discussion value to be found here.