Dearest Funky Student,

#1 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

You are the reason I get up everyday. Without your befuddling riddles and psychadelic ways, I simply would have no reason to exist whatsoever. Yet there you are, roaming the same part of those fine Yasogami High School hallways as always, always able to brighten up my dreary life by doing what you do best: being the most psychadelically profound Japanese student ever. You give me the strength to wake up every day and tackle the world, as well as the fortitude to go to bed at night, knowing full well that all of my problems are doable so long as I just keep trying to model my life after yours. Whenever life gets me down, like when I find out my favorite teddie bear is completely hollow on the inside, I just think of you and it's all okay.


So thank you, Funky Student. Thank you for making my life meaningful.
#2 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -

Word dawg. This comes straight from da heart.

#3 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -

GROUP A!
THEY'RE TOP SIX FLAG COLORS!

Words to live by.

#4 Posted by Civraz (392 posts) -

My feelings exactly.

#5 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -

Super slap that fly and get jiggy wit it dawg! Drop some mega phat riddles on me Funky Student! Yea-yeyah!!!

#6 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -

where is funky student? i want to see him on this thread, then my life will be complete.

#7 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -
RedSox8933 said:
"where is funky student? i want to see him on this thread, then my life will be complete."
I think we have a FunkyStudent, we need to get him here.
#8 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.


I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.
#9 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Thordain said:
"RedSox8933 said:
"where is funky student? i want to see him on this thread, then my life will be complete."
I think we have a FunkyStudent, we need to get him here."
that's who i meant.

Pepsiman said:
"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.
"
keep writing, i will read.
#10 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -

Puttin' the funk in the bunk-hole since late '08. Funky Student Cult. Can YOU dig it.

#11 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Funky Student made me quit drugs. Thank you Funky Student!

#12 Edited by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Pepsiman said:
"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.
"

basically, Funky Student is the 2nd incarnation of Christ.
#13 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -
Black_Rose said:
"Funky Student made me quit drugs. Thank you Funky Student!"
I'm glad he managed to get you to stop taking those diet pills, they were making you crazy.
#14 Edited by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -
RedSox8933 said:
"Pepsiman said:
"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.
"
basically, Funky Student is the 2nd incarnation of Christ."
Hey now, don't go leaking no spoilers to the official Funky Student Bible. That detracts from the almighty proceeds I need to use in order to write this prolific composition.
#15 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Pepsiman said:
"RedSox8933 said:
"Pepsiman said:
"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.
"
basically, Funky Student is the 2nd incarnation of Christ."
Hey now, don't go leaking no spoilers to the official Funky Student Bible. That detracts from the almighty proceeds I need to use in order to write this prolific composition.
"
whoops, sorry.
#16 Edited by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

Now you'll have to go ask for Funky Student's forgiveness. He is a kind fellow, after all, but He nonetheless knows how deal in Funk-infused retribution, if need be. You should be more careful in the future. You might receive more psychadelic pixie dust than you can handle.

#17 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Pepsiman said:
"Now you'll have to go ask for Funky Student's forgiveness. He is a kind fellow, after all, but He nonetheless knows how deal in Funk-infused retribution, if need be. You should be more careful in the future. You might receive more psychadelic pixie dust than you can handle."
where can i find him, father?
#18 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

Yasogami High School. Third floor. In front of the central stairwell. Be there or be Funkily square.

#19 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

This is the weirdest thread ever.

#20 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -

i'll begin my journey right away.

#21 Edited by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"This is the weirdest thread ever."
This is the greatest thread ever and you will accept it as such.
#22 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Bulldog19892 said:
"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"This is the weirdest thread ever."
This is the greatest thread ever and you will accept it as such."
or the Almighty will smite you.
#23 Posted by ZombiePie (5585 posts) -

If there is a messiah of funky there must also be an anti-funky or Satanic funky, any idea wo he cold possibly be?

Moderator Online
#24 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

Well, that would be Mr. Morooka, of course. He's the prophecized anti-Funky mentioned in the Book of Funkalations, the final book of the official Funky Student Bible. He'll receive due coverage and discussion when the time is right.

#25 Posted by LordAndrew (14424 posts) -

This is one of the most ridiculous forum topics on the site. Quite fitting for one of the most ridiculous character pages on the site.

Now we just need pages for Spacy Girl and Errand Boy. Their relationship is the best in the game.

#26 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

The true test of the strength of an inter-character relationship is how many fanfics the given pair has on, say, fanfiction.net. Maybe Spacy Girl and Errand Boy just have yet to plateau in popularity, but I don't see them being the talk of the town.


Funky Stundent, on the other hand... well, Funky Student has the Funky Student Bible, an official document devoted to all things related to riddles and the Funk, so even if He has no specific fanfics, either, he wins by default thanks to His almighty texts.
#27 Posted by pause422 (6172 posts) -

Funky Student is truly a god among...other students! Yeh-Yeyah!

#28 Posted by jakob187 (21642 posts) -

I'm lost...and confused...

...and that makes me angry.
#29 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"I'm lost...and confused...
...and that makes me angry.
"
then read the Funky Student Bible and learn our ways. Join the cult or leave.
#30 Edited by FunkyStudent (31 posts) -

The anti-funky is mr. morooka, that old honky will try to give you false funk, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS UNFUNKY WAYS MY CHILDREN. And do not fear the anti-funk for i am here TO BRING YOU THE FUNK!! YEA-YAY!! This has been Funky Student keep'n it real funky here on giant bomb.

#31 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

Funky Student asked me to hold him and sway slowly. I was like "lol wut."

#32 Posted by Mandaray (158 posts) -
FunkyStudent said:
"If there is an anti-funky then fear not, for i am here TO BRING YOU THE FUNK!! YEA-YAY!!"
Lead on, oh Funkiest of Lords! All hail Funky Student!
#33 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -
systech said:
"Funky Student asked me to hold him and sway slowly. I was like "lol wut.""
Did he whisper riddles into your ear like he did to me?
#34 Edited by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

systech, you're not in a position to question the orders of Funky Student. Just do as you're told and you won't have Funky retribution dealt upon you.


Also, I am pleased to present the second chapter of Yellow Submarinis, the first book of the Funky Student Bible.

Chapter 2

Although Funky Student had created the world to his liking through six days' worth of effort, The Man still roamed about. The Man was not a model species that should continue to dominate the planet, Funky Student believed, so He opted to created a new breed of human in his image. Thus He set out first to create a Funky Man, a feat which He accomplished by molding copies of every Katamari Damacy game ever created (including the Flash version) together with several texts created by L. Ron Hubbard. From this recipe, He made Al Roker, a Funky Man who would go on to rule over the planet's weather systems several millennia later. With a Funky Man created, Funky Student was pleased, but He nonetheless needed a Funky Woman. Thus, to avoid blatant copyright infringement with another origin story, He did not take a body part from his first Funky Man, Al Roker, but from one of the few upstanding members of The Man: Sting. Using his femur in tandem with cherry blossoms and Hello Kitty, he made a Funky Woman. He decided to name her Barbara Streisand, a Funky Woman who would eventually become known for her acting involvement in movies that weren't Titanic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or Pokemon: The First Movie.

Thus, Funky Student created the Funky race in his image. Content with his accomplishment, he proceeded to create riddles as his new hobby.
#35 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Pepsiman said:
"systech, you're not in a position to question the orders of Funky Student. Just do as your told and you won't have Funky retribution dealt upon you.

Also, I am pleased to present the second chapter of Yellow Submarinis, the first book of the Funky Student Bible.

Chapter 2

Although Funky Student had created the world to his liking through six days' worth of effort, The Man still roamed about. The Man was not a model species that should continue to dominate the planet, Funky Student believed, so He opted to created a new breed of human in his image. Thus He set out first to create a Funky Man, a feat which He accomplished by molding copies of every Katamari Damacy game ever created (including the Flash version) together with several texts created by L. Ron Hubbard. From this recipe, He made Al Roker, a Funky Man who would go on to rule over the planet's weather systems several millennia later. With a Funky Man created, Funky Student was pleased, but He nonetheless needed a Funky Woman. Thus, to avoid blatant copyright infringement with another origin story, He did not take a body part from his first Funky Man, Al Roker, but from one of the few upstanding members of The Man: Sting. Using his femur in tandem with cherry blossoms and Hello Kitty, he made a Funky Woman. He decided to name her Barbara Streisand, a Funky Woman who would eventually become known for her acting involvement in movies that weren't Titanic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or Pokemon: The First Movie.

Thus, Funky Student created the Funky race in his image. Content with his accomplishment, he proceeded to create riddles as his new hobby.
"
at long last, Chapter 2!
#36 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -
Pepsiman said:
"systech, you're not in a position to question the orders of Funky Student. Just do as you're told and you won't have Funky retribution dealt upon you.

Also, I am pleased to present the second chapter of Yellow Submarinis, the first book of the Funky Student Bible.

Chapter 2

Although Funky Student had created the world to his liking through six days' worth of effort, The Man still roamed about. The Man was not a model species that should continue to dominate the planet, Funky Student believed, so He opted to created a new breed of human in his image. Thus He set out first to create a Funky Man, a feat which He accomplished by molding copies of every Katamari Damacy game ever created (including the Flash version) together with several texts created by L. Ron Hubbard. From this recipe, He made Al Roker, a Funky Man who would go on to rule over the planet's weather systems several millennia later. With a Funky Man created, Funky Student was pleased, but He nonetheless needed a Funky Woman. Thus, to avoid blatant copyright infringement with another origin story, He did not take a body part from his first Funky Man, Al Roker, but from one of the few upstanding members of The Man: Sting. Using his femur in tandem with cherry blossoms and Hello Kitty, he made a Funky Woman. He decided to name her Barbara Streisand, a Funky Woman who would eventually become known for her acting involvement in movies that weren't Titanic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or Pokemon: The First Movie.

Thus, Funky Student created the Funky race in his image. Content with his accomplishment, he proceeded to create riddles as his new hobby.
"
Mind: Blown.
#37 Posted by Civraz (392 posts) -

There are not words for this thread in terms of sheer awesomeness.

#38 Posted by Cloneslayer (1624 posts) -

My god! And to think I worshiped Jesus as my savior all this time! I'm such a fool. Funky Student is the only all powerful being for me.

#39 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -
Cloneslayer said:
"My god! And to think I worshiped Jesus as my savior all this time! I'm such a fool. Funky Student is the only all powerful being for me."
I'm glad you see the light. welcome, riddle brother.
#40 Posted by Agent_Lost (899 posts) -

read chapter 1
read chapter 2

*Understanding as increases*

#41 Posted by jakob187 (21642 posts) -
RedSox8933 said:
"jakob187 said:
"I'm lost...and confused...
...and that makes me angry."
then read the Funky Student Bible and learn our ways. Join the cult or leave."
Cult?

Sorry, I already live in Waco.  =  /
#42 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -

poor FunkyStudent, he let the power get to him. pity.

#43 Posted by Steven (247 posts) -

I love this website.

#44 Posted by Manachild (470 posts) -
Steven said:
"I love this website."
your not alone lol
#45 Posted by JJWeatherman (14557 posts) -
RedSox8933 said:
"jakob187 said:
"I'm lost...and confused...
...and that makes me angry.
"
then read the Funky Student Bible and learn our ways. Join the cult or leave."
YES!    lol

Awesome btw
#46 Posted by Pepsiman (2459 posts) -

To see this thread come back from the dead makes me nothing short of happy, I must say.


I need to churn out some more chapters of the Funky Student Bible soon, it seems....
#47 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -

!?......................................................................?!
                              (Okay)

#48 Posted by Manachild (470 posts) -

funky student is a servant of dagon, thought i'd let you know

#49 Posted by natetodamax (19171 posts) -

Deductive reasoning like WHOA SON

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