This guy creeps me out.

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#1 Posted by Brad (3009 posts) -

I bet he smells like your grandpa. Yuck.

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#2 Posted by GMan (471 posts) -

Hmmm...

#3 Posted by Jeff (3577 posts) -

...how do you know what my grandpa smells like?

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#4 Posted by Josh (61 posts) -

Please define what a grampa smells like. I mean it's not exactly like you can find a cologne called "Grampa Smell". Although there is Old Spice.

#5 Posted by Daniel (1523 posts) -

Old Spice definitely is the classic old man aftershave. But then again, I wear it too, so younger men must find it appealing. Or maybe I'm just an old man stuck in a young mans body (Big 2 ©). Either way, Old Spice is breaking down generational barriers. God bless it.

#6 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

I've always thought Old Spice smelled like upper class middle-aged men in private bath houses.

#7 Posted by Ryan (1263 posts) -

Grandpas smell like hard candy, pennies, and Miller in the can.

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#8 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

Grandmas are usually the ones that smell like old pennies and nickles to me.  They also smell like that plastic on furniture and kitchen cleaner.

#9 Posted by Josh (61 posts) -

See now I thought Grandmas were supposed to smell like aspirin and feet.

No?

#10 Edited by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

Grandmas can take on many smells.  Some smell like old coins and kitchen cleaner.  Others can smell like aspirin and feet or urine and prescription medicine.  Those are but a few types.

#11 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (330 posts) -

I am completely confused

#12 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (330 posts) -

I am completely confused

#13 Posted by Daveyo520 (6747 posts) -

He is one creepy son of a bitch

#14 Posted by Demilich (2599 posts) -

I saw G-Man over the weekend. His real life double anyway.

#15 Posted by xplodedd (1316 posts) -

I still don't understand who this guy is, and why does his voice sound like a dying rat. Anyone feels like explaining this to me? ill be watching this thread...

#16 Edited by Daveyo520 (6747 posts) -

He is hard to explain, because the games really haven't given much information about him. He could be the main villain behind the series, or he could be helping everyone out.

As for what he smells like .....

#17 Posted by Soopy (46 posts) -

if my grandpa were alive i would be insulted.

#18 Posted by crack_rabbit (7 posts) -

I imagine he smells of urine and Cheeto's - most mysterious people do.

#19 Posted by hidys (1029 posts) -

Maybe G-man doesn't have a scent.

#20 Posted by TwoLines (2810 posts) -

Oh I bet he.. smells.. A g-Wha ? Grandpa ? Maybe Half-life 3 will use some sort of smell card.. THEN we will find out !

#21 Posted by McPlated (132 posts) -

Creepy dudes are just Grandfathers that are living the dream

#22 Posted by Gino (8 posts) -

love your avatar/picture McPlated , clockwork orange ! right ? the G-man is a sick puppy... he likes watching people die ...i am more intrigued about the following fact ! is he representing some sort of superior race ? or does he work solo ?? i must say that in Ep 3 we will either fight against him or fight by he's side.... >D

#23 Posted by qwerty (6 posts) -
TwoLines said:
" Maybe Half-life 3 will use some sort of smell card.. THEN we will find out !
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Scratch and sniff gaming will be the new buzzword for the next E3

It's the FUTURE
#24 Posted by Schizoid (1064 posts) -

G-man is one crazy dude. Always staring at you. Watching. Waiting...

#25 Posted by drewm135 (216 posts) -

His voice haunts me at night. All I can hear is "Wake Up Mr. Freedman" Ugh shivers down my spine

#26 Posted by lettuceman44 (109 posts) -

Interesting thread.....lol.

#27 Posted by Volkodlak (115 posts) -

So... you don't think he smells very clean then?

#28 Posted by Dutch (15 posts) -

I don't even know what you're talking about.

#29 Posted by McPlated (132 posts) -
In the middle of living the dream
#30 Edited by chickendoughnut (87 posts) -

talking about creepy,  what if he was a silent dude like freeman...  just staring at you...... with his cold blank eyes.....smiling slightly.... just staring....

#31 Edited by CountRockula (398 posts) -

Oh, come on.  Don't hate the G-Man.  After all, he's so happy to see you!

My puppy is so cute!

#32 Posted by TwoLines (2810 posts) -

Oh.. OH ! OM MY GOD ! OH ! OH MY EYES ! ARRRGH !!!

#33 Posted by CrimsonSnake (48 posts) -

both my grandpa's are dead Brad so I find it very disturbing that you know what they smell like.

#34 Posted by blizzvalve (128 posts) -

One of the creepiest characters in Half Life. We can only wish that we could shoot him in the game

#35 Posted by xplodedd (1316 posts) -

he is messed up.

#36 Posted by Josh9989 (31 posts) -

I once remarked that my girlfriends uncle looked like g-man. Thankfully, she found him creepy so I got away with it...And after showing her Half Life 2, she agreed, he visited my school for some reason that was never discovered.....

#37 Posted by uberpwner93 (413 posts) -

Brad probably is some kinda super villain who just goes around smelling old people.

#38 Edited by nezze00 (144 posts) -

The GMan is creepy, but that's why he's still so popular in the series. There's gotta be SOME kind of mystery (even thought Half-life is already full of it..). I would kind of imagine him being smell-free. He seems like some kind of apparition or ghost, if you will. He kind of guides you through things and appears at random. He's either a ghost with magical powers or an alien O.O!

*EDIT* That picture scares the hell outta me, OMFGBBQ!

#39 Posted by stAtic (1638 posts) -

G-Man is the shit!

#40 Posted by Atlas (2444 posts) -

G-Man is the boss of all bosses. One of the creepiest characters I've come across.

#41 Posted by Toseph (370 posts) -

He is pretty strange

#42 Posted by lamiafusion (67 posts) -

what if he really in gordan freeman?! lulz not

#43 Posted by RabbitKarrot (362 posts) -

I think the whole purpose of GMan is to freak the fuck out of you.

My grandpa smells like Werthers Originals. Anyone from the UK wll know what im talking about.

#44 Posted by Megalon (1392 posts) -

Despite GMan's obvious grandpa smell and door to door salesman looks, he's probably just a toys r us kid at heart.

#45 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -
chickendoughnut said:
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talking about creepy,  what if he was a silent dude like freeman...  just staring at you...... with his cold blank eyes.....smiling slightly.... just staring....

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Lol that would be messed up!
#46 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

Gman doesn't care what you thinks about him, so he is pretty much like about 10% of the world's population.

Half of those people are aloof.

The other half are psychotic.


#47 Posted by Spencer (252 posts) -

The G-Man does not smell like my grandfather, I double checked.

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#48 Posted by Tridgen (120 posts) -

i find G-man hilarious...and i dunno why :p

#49 Posted by Bennyishere (1685 posts) -

I've always imagined him smelling quite wonderful.

#50 Posted by Vecta (167 posts) -
ZOMG STAFF

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