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    Gabe Newell

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    Co-Founder of Valve Corporation, Gabe Newell is responsible for the Half-Life franchise.

    Gabe Newell's watching me

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    Edited By Hamst3r

    I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watching me...

      
    Tell me is it just on Steam?
     
     
     
    I had this song stuck in my head for months. MONTHS. I couldn't shake the catchy chorus. Then all-of-a-sudden, Gabe Newell infected it. Suddenly I was singing about Gabe. Why? WHY? GAAAAAAAAAABE!
     
    I avoided making this as long as I could. I resisted, but alas, today, it happened.
     
    Gabe's watching.
     
    He knows I know he's watching, but he doesn't mind.
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    #1  Edited By Hamst3r

    I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watching me...

      
    Tell me is it just on Steam?
     
     
     
    I had this song stuck in my head for months. MONTHS. I couldn't shake the catchy chorus. Then all-of-a-sudden, Gabe Newell infected it. Suddenly I was singing about Gabe. Why? WHY? GAAAAAAAAAABE!
     
    I avoided making this as long as I could. I resisted, but alas, today, it happened.
     
    Gabe's watching.
     
    He knows I know he's watching, but he doesn't mind.
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    #2  Edited By Hamst3r
    @RobotHamster: Spam made by me. I sang it, it's my spam. Spam spam spammity spam.
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    #3  Edited By beargirl1

    Hamst3r spam is the best spam 

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    #4  Edited By LoggerRythm

    Spam-whatever-hamity-ham. It's still funny.

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    #5  Edited By RobotHamster
    @Hamst3r: And it was delicious spam, yummy yummy spammy spam stan span spam.
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    #6  Edited By Hamz
    @Hamst3r:  *ahem* Whether you're the author or not, try to abide by the stuff outlined in here please. As the author it shouldn't be too hard for you to pop a few extra lines and tell us how you made this brilliant piece. I'm about to attempt to go to sleep but frankly all I want to do now is hum this over and over....god fucking dammit :|
     
    Great work! <3
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    #7  Edited By Ghost_of_Perdition

    ...So when is the album coming out?

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    #8  Edited By OllyOxenFree
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    #9  Edited By Hamst3r
    @Hamz: I shall comply with your guidelines and update my post thank you sir may I please has anothar! :O
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    #10  Edited By WickedCestus

    What, I don't even.

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    #11  Edited By s7evn

    Oh god. It's geico all over again :|

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    #12  Edited By BackpackKat

    That is going to haunt my dreams

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    #13  Edited By Ryax

    my mind has been eradicated

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    #14  Edited By peepeepoopoo696

    Wow, that is something.

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    #15  Edited By Mmmslash

    You just made me life.
     
    I love you.

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    #16  Edited By JohnnyMaverik
    @Hamst3r:  
     
    Gabe Newell is a god.
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    #17  Edited By sagesebas
    @RobotHamster: You are obviously dead and cold inside loser
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    #18  Edited By CL60

    That is fantastic! I would follow you, but the follow button is seemingly not working.

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    #19  Edited By MetalGearSunny

    AWESOME

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    #20  Edited By turboman

    greatest thread ever.

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    #21  Edited By Hamst3r

    Thanks, all. Glad you like it! :)
     
    I hope to some day be able to go to sleep without the fear of Gabe Newell's penetrating gaze.

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    #22  Edited By Aetos

    This is amazing.

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    #23  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

    That was pretty good.

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    #24  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    lol autotune.  
     
    I might as well ask, what program did you use to make your voice like that?

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    #25  Edited By mylifeforAiur

    The most awesome thing I have ever seen ;I

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    #26  Edited By lizcav
    @HitmanAgent47 said:
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    lol autotune.

    "
    Everything is auto-tuned these days...  

     
     
      
     
     Point
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    #27  Edited By error5305

    This song will never be the same!   I much prefer thinking of this vid instead of a googly-eyed cash wad.
     
    Awesome thanks, great job.

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    #28  Edited By Coltonio7

    This is art.

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    #29  Edited By alistercat

    I'm in love with this video...

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    #30  Edited By eroticfishcake

    Looks like something you put up on YTMND. 
     
    Not that that's a bad thing of course, it's fantastic mate!

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    #31  Edited By Hamst3r

    Thanks again, you're all pimps. :)
     
    @eroticfishcake said:

    " Looks like something you put up on YTMND.  Not that that's a bad thing of course, it's fantastic mate! "

    Kinda like this, I bet. :P
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    #32  Edited By guiseppe

    It needs to be loopified!

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    #33  Edited By eroticfishcake
    @Hamst3r: 
     SUCCESS!
     SUCCESS!
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    #35  Edited By Oldirtybearon

    This is not only hilarious, but so damn catchy. 
     
    Hamst3r needs to get to work on a full parody version of the Rockwell hit. Like, now.

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    #36  Edited By thatfrood

    I know the guy who made that dancing Newell in the red shirt. I messaged him about it he thinks it's pretty sweet!

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    #37  Edited By Dragon_Fire

    God damn it! I have the song stuck in my head also! Wish I full song could be made.

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    #38  Edited By deactivated-633355e1dd700

    I do too...

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    #39  Edited By WalkerTR77

    Both hilarious and incredibly disturbing, good job!

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    #40  Edited By mementomori

    The greatest thing I've ever seen.

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    #41  Edited By Rehehelly

    This is awesome.

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    #42  Edited By NoDeath

    Wow. Absolutely Fantastic! I'm gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now.

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    #43  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    This is the worst and best thing ever.

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    #44  Edited By Vital

    Saw it on the steam forums, but i'll post here.. 
     
     
    I always find these things funny even though my last name is Newell also, people always ask me about this. (P.S. Yes, I've talked with Gabe before.) :/ 
     
    But good job.

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    #45  Edited By Blueman

    AWESOME!

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    #46  Edited By Hamst3r
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    #47  Edited By wonderhare

    This is...beautiful.

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    #48  Edited By enai

    Truly outstanding... if only it wasn't so short.

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    #49  Edited By Bigbombomb
    Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head.   
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    #50  Edited By Dogma

    Yeah... I also feel like it's a bit to short. I don't want 3 minutes of this but it's cuts of kind of wierd. And a verse more would be nice. Outstanding work!

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