Gabe Newell's watching me

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Posted by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -

I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watching me...

  
Tell me is it just on Steam?
 
 
 
I had this song stuck in my head for months. MONTHS. I couldn't shake the catchy chorus. Then all-of-a-sudden, Gabe Newell infected it. Suddenly I was singing about Gabe. Why? WHY? GAAAAAAAAAABE!
 
I avoided making this as long as I could. I resisted, but alas, today, it happened.
 
Gabe's watching.
 
He knows I know he's watching, but he doesn't mind.
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#1 Edited by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -

I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watching me...

  
Tell me is it just on Steam?
 
 
 
I had this song stuck in my head for months. MONTHS. I couldn't shake the catchy chorus. Then all-of-a-sudden, Gabe Newell infected it. Suddenly I was singing about Gabe. Why? WHY? GAAAAAAAAAABE!
 
I avoided making this as long as I could. I resisted, but alas, today, it happened.
 
Gabe's watching.
 
He knows I know he's watching, but he doesn't mind.
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#2 Posted by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -
@RobotHamster: Spam made by me. I sang it, it's my spam. Spam spam spammity spam.
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#3 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -

Hamst3r spam is the best spam 

#4 Posted by LoggerRythm (190 posts) -

Spam-whatever-hamity-ham. It's still funny.

#5 Posted by RobotHamster (4171 posts) -
@Hamst3r: And it was delicious spam, yummy yummy spammy spam stan span spam.
#6 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -
@Hamst3r:  *ahem* Whether you're the author or not, try to abide by the stuff outlined in here please. As the author it shouldn't be too hard for you to pop a few extra lines and tell us how you made this brilliant piece. I'm about to attempt to go to sleep but frankly all I want to do now is hum this over and over....god fucking dammit :|
 
Great work! <3
#7 Posted by Ghost_of_Perdition (735 posts) -

...So when is the album coming out?

#8 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -
#9 Posted by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -
@Hamz: I shall comply with your guidelines and update my post thank you sir may I please has anothar! :O
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#10 Posted by supermike6 (3540 posts) -

What, I don't even.

#11 Posted by s7evn (1072 posts) -

Oh god. It's geico all over again :|

#12 Posted by BackpackKat (462 posts) -

That is going to haunt my dreams

#13 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -

my mind has been eradicated

#14 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -

Wow, that is something.

#15 Posted by Mmmslash (2166 posts) -

You just made me life.
 
I love you.

#16 Posted by JohnnyMaverik (61 posts) -
@Hamst3r:  
 
Gabe Newell is a god.
#17 Posted by sagesebas (2003 posts) -
@RobotHamster: You are obviously dead and cold inside loser
#18 Edited by CL60 (16906 posts) -

That is fantastic! I would follow you, but the follow button is seemingly not working.

#19 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

AWESOME

#20 Posted by TurboMan (7388 posts) -

greatest thread ever.

#21 Posted by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -

Thanks, all. Glad you like it! :)
 
I hope to some day be able to go to sleep without the fear of Gabe Newell's penetrating gaze.

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#22 Posted by Tactical_Kill (1695 posts) -

This is amazing.

#23 Posted by ZanzibarBreeze (3069 posts) -

That was pretty good.

#24 Edited by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

lol autotune.  
 
I might as well ask, what program did you use to make your voice like that?

#25 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3482 posts) -

The most awesome thing I have ever seen ;I

#26 Posted by lizcav (62 posts) -
@HitmanAgent47 said:
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lol autotune.

"
Everything is auto-tuned these days...  

 
 
  
 
 Point
#27 Posted by error5305 (277 posts) -

This song will never be the same!   I much prefer thinking of this vid instead of a googly-eyed cash wad.
 
Awesome thanks, great job.

#28 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

This is art.

#29 Posted by AlisterCat (5480 posts) -

I'm in love with this video...

#30 Posted by eroticfishcake (7782 posts) -

Looks like something you put up on YTMND. 
 
Not that that's a bad thing of course, it's fantastic mate!

#31 Posted by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -

Thanks again, you're all pimps. :)
 
@eroticfishcake said:

" Looks like something you put up on YTMND.  Not that that's a bad thing of course, it's fantastic mate! "

Kinda like this, I bet. :P
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#32 Posted by guiseppe (2837 posts) -

It needs to be loopified!

#33 Posted by eroticfishcake (7782 posts) -
@Hamst3r: 
 SUCCESS!
#34 Posted by dudeglove (7684 posts) -

That is not Gabe Newell. Gabe Newell has only one shirt.

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#35 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4573 posts) -

This is not only hilarious, but so damn catchy. 
 
Hamst3r needs to get to work on a full parody version of the Rockwell hit. Like, now.

#36 Posted by ThatFrood (3373 posts) -

I know the guy who made that dancing Newell in the red shirt. I messaged him about it he thinks it's pretty sweet!

#37 Posted by Dragon_Fire (366 posts) -

God damn it! I have the song stuck in my head also! Wish I full song could be made.

#38 Posted by Raakill (870 posts) -

I do too...

#39 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1351 posts) -

Both hilarious and incredibly disturbing, good job!

#40 Posted by MementoMori (189 posts) -

The greatest thing I've ever seen.

#41 Posted by Rehehelly (414 posts) -

This is awesome.

#42 Posted by NoDeath (798 posts) -

Wow. Absolutely Fantastic! I'm gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now.

#43 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5137 posts) -

This is the worst and best thing ever.

#44 Posted by Vital (162 posts) -

Saw it on the steam forums, but i'll post here.. 
 
 
I always find these things funny even though my last name is Newell also, people always ask me about this. (P.S. Yes, I've talked with Gabe before.) :/ 
 
But good job.

#45 Posted by Blueman (753 posts) -

AWESOME!

#46 Posted by Hamst3r (4450 posts) -
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#47 Posted by wonderhare (350 posts) -

This is...beautiful.

#48 Posted by Enai (173 posts) -

Truly outstanding... if only it wasn't so short.

#49 Posted by Bigbombomb (677 posts) -
Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head.   
#50 Posted by Dogma (943 posts) -

Yeah... I also feel like it's a bit to short. I don't want 3 minutes of this but it's cuts of kind of wierd. And a verse more would be nice. Outstanding work!

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