Who needs Sunset Riders? Game Pack 13 has Venetian Blinds!

Game Room

Game » consists of 6 releases. First released on Mar 24, 2010

Game Room is a portal for official emulation of retro video games for the Xbox 360 and PC, featuring offerings from the Atari 2600 and Intellivision as well as arcade games by Atari and Konami.

Who needs Sunset Riders? Game Pack 13 has Venetian Blinds!

#1 Posted by rawdanger (41 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

$3 for this? I know Game Room is like one long running gag anyway, but wow. I can understand (sort of) people really wanting some specific version of an early 80s baseball or casino, but was anyone asking for this one?

#2 Posted by fox01313 (4741 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

Yeah game pack13 has some good ones but others like veneitan blinds & surround should be avoided by all.

#3 Posted by MegaGoat (219 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

Activision
30 years and still trolling

#4 Posted by techknight (5 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

I made a video of Venetian Blinds in action the other day:

#5 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

@techknight said:

" I made a video of Venetian Blinds in action the other day:

"

OH. MY. GOD.

#6 Edited by ryanwho (12083 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

This is the venetian blind that breaks the Jeff's back. If Jeff plays this he will question his entire life that lead up to this. We must keep it away.

#7 Posted by Hailinel (18150 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

@techknight: That's some WiiWare fireplace-level shit right there.

Actually, no. It's worse.

#8 Posted by Zabant (1213 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

This...this will make for BRILLIANT game room reactions. i can already hear ryans utter disgust. AND HE THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY WORSE!

Also get this, the game wasn't ever released and its only a prototype DEMO!

http://www.giantbomb.com/venetian-blinds/61-33490/

#9 Posted by Sarumarine (1878 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

Holy Shit! That's for real? I thought that was a joke or something... How do they justify that? Is that a proof-of-concept program they're selling for 3$?

#10 Posted by ryanwho (12083 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

This was the future in 1975. Leave it on all day and you burn a window into your TV.

#11 Posted by JJWeatherman (13878 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

@Sarumarine said:

" Holy Shit! That's for real? I thought that was a joke or something... How do they justify that? Is that a proof-of-concept program they're selling for 3$? "

Nobody justifies it! There's nobody left to be held accountable anyways! They're just saying "fuck it".

#12 Posted by ZombiePie (4798 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

So if Jeff's Twitter is to be believed then this might just be tha last Quicklook of the year:

The thought of recording a Quick Look for Venetian Blinds is the only thing getting me out of bed today. Let's finish strong!

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#13 Posted by Hailinel (18150 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

@JJWeatherman said:

" @Sarumarine said:
" Holy Shit! That's for real? I thought that was a joke or something... How do they justify that? Is that a proof-of-concept program they're selling for 3$? "
Nobody justifies it! There's nobody left to be held accountable anyways! They're just saying "fuck it". "

At this point, whoever is actually running Game Room these days is probably just out to troll Jeff and Ryan.

#14 Posted by Pacmantis (10 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

Man, I thought it was bad when they were releasing unfinished crap like Thwocker.

But this... this is a new level of not trying.

#15 Posted by SonicFire (815 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

Whatever guys, you know the Venetian Blinds license cost like $745 million to get.

#16 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2680 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago

I wouldn't mind having them both :P

#17 Posted by BasketSnake (873 posts) - 2 years, 4 months ago

I tried venetian blinds and for a few minutes I couldn't even get the blinds to open. The joystick wouldn't respond. Yes, i got stuck in venetian blinds.

#18 Posted by Disengage (429 posts) - 2 years, 4 months ago

@BasketSnake said:

" I tried venetian blinds and for a few minutes I couldn't even get the blinds to open. The joystick wouldn't respond. Yes, i got stuck in venetian blinds. "

Learn to play Venetian Blinds you fucking noob.

#19 Posted by BasketSnake (873 posts) - 2 years, 4 months ago

@Disengage said:

" @BasketSnake said:
" I tried venetian blinds and for a few minutes I couldn't even get the blinds to open. The joystick wouldn't respond. Yes, i got stuck in venetian blinds. "
Learn to play Venetian Blinds you fucking noob. "

I'M SORRY!

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