Gary's finally a father!

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#1 Edited by psylah (2173 posts) -
#2 Posted by Zaccheus (1793 posts) -

Wohoo! Congrats Gary and Leah.

#3 Posted by Vexxan (4620 posts) -

Congrats to Gary and Leah!

#4 Posted by Morningstar (2156 posts) -

Whitta Jr? :p

#5 Posted by Jrinswand (1709 posts) -

Awww, congratulations, Gary!

#6 Posted by believer258 (11891 posts) -
52 hours in labor

I'm the furthest thing there is from an expert in the events surrounding the birth of a child, but damn that's a long time. Or at least sounds like it.

Also, congratulations Gary!

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#7 Posted by TheHBK (5480 posts) -

Someone had sex with Whitta?

#8 Posted by FLStyle (4693 posts) -

Congrats to Gary, 52 hours must have been crazy.

#9 Posted by psylah (2173 posts) -

@FLStyle: I think she was due about three weeks ago, right around E3 time, so the baby had some extra growing time.

#10 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

Whats it called?

#11 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

52 hours?  Damn.....  Congratulations Gary!  

#12 Posted by spiceninja (3062 posts) -

Mini Vinnie has a new best friend in Lil' Whitta.

#13 Posted by NegativeCero (2999 posts) -

Took me a while for me to figure out who you were talking about. Congrats to him and his wife.

#14 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

Nice work, congrTulations to Gary and Leah.

#15 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1664 posts) -

Aw, Li'l Whitta!

Oh Christ, 52 hours. I'm so sorry, Mrs. Whitta.

#16 Posted by psylah (2173 posts) -

@scarace360 said:

Whats it called?

I heard her called Penelope from other people tweeting at him, but when I can confirm something said by him or Leah then I'll update the original post.

#17 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

@psylah said:

@scarace360 said:

Whats it called?

I heard her called Penelope from other people tweeting at him, but when I can confirm something said by him or Leah then I'll update the original post.

Wonder if this will make the cover of pc gamer.

#18 Posted by CaLe (3981 posts) -

Has his mouth.

#19 Posted by Animasta (14689 posts) -

I wonder when gary will start training her in the sacred art of shooting that guy

#20 Posted by falling_fast (2218 posts) -

aw, congrats Gary!

#21 Edited by TheHT (11225 posts) -

Congrats!

@CaLe said:

Has his mouth.

lol she really does

#22 Posted by SmilingPig (1337 posts) -

Grats to Gary.

I'm sure its normal. O.o

#23 Posted by FLStyle (4693 posts) -

@psylah said:

@FLStyle: I think she was due about three weeks ago, right around E3 time, so the baby had some extra growing time.

It sounds as if she didn't want to be born at all!

#24 Posted by YOUNGLINK (547 posts) -

Thats awesome and congrats Gary and Leah. You should live stream "Gary TV" when the baby gets a bit older.

#25 Posted by crazyleaves (645 posts) -

Holy crap 52 hours, my wife was in labour for 40 and it was utterly exhausting!

Congats Gary, welcome to real life.

#26 Posted by Nottle (1914 posts) -

Hopefully Gary TV is ready. Also OP says that Leah is Gary's wife, I think she's just his girlfriend. I may be mistaken.

Anyways nice to hear the good new.

#27 Posted by psylah (2173 posts) -

@FLStyle said:

@psylah said:

@FLStyle: I think she was due about three weeks ago, right around E3 time, so the baby had some extra growing time.

It sounds as if she didn't want to be born at all!

She heard Gary talking about buying Soy Gluten-free hippie milk

#28 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -

Alright, Congrats!

#29 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

#30 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7096 posts) -

Congratulations!

#31 Posted by ApolloBob (570 posts) -

@Animasta said:

I wonder when gary will start training her in the sacred art of shooting that guy

His paternal coaching during labor consisted of saying "Have that baby".

#32 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7241 posts) -

Congrats to Gary and his wife!

#33 Posted by Kombat (2205 posts) -

@believer258 said:

52 hours in labor

I'm the furthest thing there is from an expert in the events surrounding the birth of a child, but damn that's a long time. Or at least sounds like it.

Also, congratulations Gary!

From what I have been told, the longer it takes the healthier (fewer complications and risk to both child and mother) the birth is. Could be bullshit, but sounds good to me.

#34 Posted by JJOR64 (18986 posts) -

Congrats to him!

#35 Posted by ShaggE (6450 posts) -

Gary Whitta on having a kid: "Raise that guy."

#36 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

Congrats to Gary for having a baby.

#37 Posted by ZombieSpace (286 posts) -

Love that child!

#38 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@MikeGosot said:

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

And then the universe will implode shortly after.

#39 Posted by allgrinzz (161 posts) -

Much congrats duder, may your firstborn be strong!

#40 Posted by Xolare (1283 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@MikeGosot said:

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

And then the universe will implode shortly after.

Which is exactly why we need to get Vinny to kill Gary, which at that point will fuel a passion for Gary's daughter to avenge him. She'll train for years and years to exact revenge only for Vinny to die of old age. Which then means she'll go for Max, which is the next of kin. Up to this point we were also training Max, so they just end up beating the shit out of each other.

#41 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Congrats guys, I just mentioned 52 hours of labour to my wife and I'm pretty sure she's never going off the pill now, so score! :D

#42 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -
@Xolare said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@MikeGosot said:

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

And then the universe will implode shortly after.

Which is exactly why we need to get Vinny to kill Gary, which at that point will fuel a passion for Gary's daughter to avenge him. She'll train for years and years to exact revenge only for Vinny to die of old age. Which then means she'll go for Max, which is the next of kin. Up to this point we were also training Max, so they just end up beating the shit out of each other.

Wait, why was Max training? Why Vinny killed Whitta? Is Vinny from the mafia and his son is actually just a new bodyguard?
#43 Posted by drag (1223 posts) -

THAT BABY HAS MOUTHS FOR EYES

#44 Posted by ShadyMarino (72 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

Gary Whitta on having a kid: "Raise that guy."

"Birth that kid!"

Congrats Gary and Leah!!!

#45 Posted by mlarrabee (2947 posts) -

Congratulations! We all know you'll find this thread, Whitta...

And I think "slight, partial breastage" is the funniest spoiler warning I've seen yet.

@believer258 said:

52 hours in labor

I'm the furthest thing there is from an expert in the events surrounding the birth of a child, but damn that's a long time. Or at least sounds like it.

Also, congratulations Gary!

That is an INSANE amount of time. Twelve is long, but common.

Source: I've seven sisters.

#46 Posted by gwhitta (32 posts) -

Thanks all! Actually the baby was two days early, her due date was July 4 but I guess she decided to forego that in deference to her English dad. :)

The labor was long and exhausting, both physically and emotionally, but Leah was an absolute superhero and mother and baby both are doing well. We will be in the hospital a couple more days before going home. But we are overjoyed, this baby is a little miracle. Can't even begin to explain how amazing it feels to have her here.

#47 Posted by kerse (2113 posts) -

Congrats Gary

#48 Posted by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

52hours?

Anyway: Congratulations to Gary and Leah.

#49 Posted by Zaccheus (1793 posts) -

@gwhitta: Well that's a face of a happy man if I have ever seen one.

#50 Posted by Pazy (2575 posts) -

@gwhitta

Congratulations! If the kind of advice you give on TNT is any indication, that child is in wonderful hands!

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