Gary's finally a father!

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#1 Edited by psylah (2273 posts) -
#2 Posted by Zaccheus (1837 posts) -

Wohoo! Congrats Gary and Leah.

#3 Posted by Vexxan (4625 posts) -

Congrats to Gary and Leah!

#4 Posted by Morningstar (2327 posts) -

Whitta Jr? :p

#5 Posted by Jrinswand (1745 posts) -

Awww, congratulations, Gary!

#6 Posted by believer258 (12959 posts) -
52 hours in labor

I'm the furthest thing there is from an expert in the events surrounding the birth of a child, but damn that's a long time. Or at least sounds like it.

Also, congratulations Gary!

#7 Posted by TheHBK (5663 posts) -

Someone had sex with Whitta?

#8 Posted by FLStyle (5683 posts) -

Congrats to Gary, 52 hours must have been crazy.

#9 Posted by psylah (2273 posts) -

@FLStyle: I think she was due about three weeks ago, right around E3 time, so the baby had some extra growing time.

#10 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

Whats it called?

#11 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4313 posts) -

52 hours?  Damn.....  Congratulations Gary!  

#12 Posted by spiceninja (3150 posts) -

Mini Vinnie has a new best friend in Lil' Whitta.

#13 Posted by NegativeCero (3090 posts) -

Took me a while for me to figure out who you were talking about. Congrats to him and his wife.

#14 Posted by Hizang (9359 posts) -

Nice work, congrTulations to Gary and Leah.

#15 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1858 posts) -

Aw, Li'l Whitta!

Oh Christ, 52 hours. I'm so sorry, Mrs. Whitta.

#16 Posted by psylah (2273 posts) -

@scarace360 said:

Whats it called?

I heard her called Penelope from other people tweeting at him, but when I can confirm something said by him or Leah then I'll update the original post.

#17 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

@psylah said:

@scarace360 said:

Whats it called?

I heard her called Penelope from other people tweeting at him, but when I can confirm something said by him or Leah then I'll update the original post.

Wonder if this will make the cover of pc gamer.

#18 Posted by CaLe (4312 posts) -

Has his mouth.

#19 Posted by Animasta (14824 posts) -

I wonder when gary will start training her in the sacred art of shooting that guy

#20 Posted by falling_fast (2601 posts) -

aw, congrats Gary!

#21 Edited by TheHT (12565 posts) -

Congrats!

@CaLe said:

Has his mouth.

lol she really does

#22 Posted by SmilingPig (1370 posts) -

Grats to Gary.

I'm sure its normal. O.o

#23 Posted by FLStyle (5683 posts) -

@psylah said:

@FLStyle: I think she was due about three weeks ago, right around E3 time, so the baby had some extra growing time.

It sounds as if she didn't want to be born at all!

#24 Posted by YOUNGLINK (586 posts) -

Thats awesome and congrats Gary and Leah. You should live stream "Gary TV" when the baby gets a bit older.

#25 Posted by crazyleaves (666 posts) -

Holy crap 52 hours, my wife was in labour for 40 and it was utterly exhausting!

Congats Gary, welcome to real life.

#26 Posted by Nottle (1932 posts) -

Hopefully Gary TV is ready. Also OP says that Leah is Gary's wife, I think she's just his girlfriend. I may be mistaken.

Anyways nice to hear the good new.

#27 Posted by psylah (2273 posts) -

@FLStyle said:

@psylah said:

@FLStyle: I think she was due about three weeks ago, right around E3 time, so the baby had some extra growing time.

It sounds as if she didn't want to be born at all!

She heard Gary talking about buying Soy Gluten-free hippie milk

#28 Posted by MistaSparkle (2283 posts) -

Alright, Congrats!

#29 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

#30 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

Congratulations!

#31 Posted by ApolloBob (577 posts) -

@Animasta said:

I wonder when gary will start training her in the sacred art of shooting that guy

His paternal coaching during labor consisted of saying "Have that baby".

#32 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7802 posts) -

Congrats to Gary and his wife!

#33 Posted by Kombat (2291 posts) -

@believer258 said:

52 hours in labor

I'm the furthest thing there is from an expert in the events surrounding the birth of a child, but damn that's a long time. Or at least sounds like it.

Also, congratulations Gary!

From what I have been told, the longer it takes the healthier (fewer complications and risk to both child and mother) the birth is. Could be bullshit, but sounds good to me.

#34 Posted by JJOR64 (19570 posts) -

Congrats to him!

#35 Posted by ShaggE (7234 posts) -

Gary Whitta on having a kid: "Raise that guy."

#36 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19303 posts) -

Congrats to Gary for having a baby.

#37 Posted by ZombieSpace (286 posts) -

Love that child!

#38 Posted by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

@MikeGosot said:

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

And then the universe will implode shortly after.

#39 Posted by allgrinzz (173 posts) -

Much congrats duder, may your firstborn be strong!

#40 Posted by Xolare (1314 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@MikeGosot said:

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

And then the universe will implode shortly after.

Which is exactly why we need to get Vinny to kill Gary, which at that point will fuel a passion for Gary's daughter to avenge him. She'll train for years and years to exact revenge only for Vinny to die of old age. Which then means she'll go for Max, which is the next of kin. Up to this point we were also training Max, so they just end up beating the shit out of each other.

#41 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -

Congrats guys, I just mentioned 52 hours of labour to my wife and I'm pretty sure she's never going off the pill now, so score! :D

#42 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -
@Xolare said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@MikeGosot said:

Mini Vinny and Lil' Whitta will marry and have a child. Vinny Whitta.

And then the universe will implode shortly after.

Which is exactly why we need to get Vinny to kill Gary, which at that point will fuel a passion for Gary's daughter to avenge him. She'll train for years and years to exact revenge only for Vinny to die of old age. Which then means she'll go for Max, which is the next of kin. Up to this point we were also training Max, so they just end up beating the shit out of each other.

Wait, why was Max training? Why Vinny killed Whitta? Is Vinny from the mafia and his son is actually just a new bodyguard?
#43 Posted by drag (1212 posts) -

THAT BABY HAS MOUTHS FOR EYES

#44 Posted by ShadyMarino (75 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

Gary Whitta on having a kid: "Raise that guy."

"Birth that kid!"

Congrats Gary and Leah!!!

#45 Posted by mlarrabee (3259 posts) -

Congratulations! We all know you'll find this thread, Whitta...

And I think "slight, partial breastage" is the funniest spoiler warning I've seen yet.

@believer258 said:

52 hours in labor

I'm the furthest thing there is from an expert in the events surrounding the birth of a child, but damn that's a long time. Or at least sounds like it.

Also, congratulations Gary!

That is an INSANE amount of time. Twelve is long, but common.

Source: I've seven sisters.

#46 Posted by gwhitta (34 posts) -

Thanks all! Actually the baby was two days early, her due date was July 4 but I guess she decided to forego that in deference to her English dad. :)

The labor was long and exhausting, both physically and emotionally, but Leah was an absolute superhero and mother and baby both are doing well. We will be in the hospital a couple more days before going home. But we are overjoyed, this baby is a little miracle. Can't even begin to explain how amazing it feels to have her here.

#47 Posted by kerse (2195 posts) -

Congrats Gary

#48 Posted by Nekroskop (2831 posts) -

52hours?

Anyway: Congratulations to Gary and Leah.

#49 Posted by Zaccheus (1837 posts) -

@gwhitta: Well that's a face of a happy man if I have ever seen one.

#50 Posted by Pazy (2683 posts) -

@gwhitta

Congratulations! If the kind of advice you give on TNT is any indication, that child is in wonderful hands!

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