Favorite Gears of War quote?

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#1 Edited by Seram (197 posts) -

I'd have to go with something that Marcus said in Act 3; "Well, we're not here to sell cookies..." It just seems so... out of character. Feel free to post your opinion of what your favorite line is in the game.

EDIT: Multi-player lines work too, though I think most of them are also said in the single player.

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#2 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

Anything that comes out of Cole Train's mouth as well as the classics: 'Look at all that juice' and 'Now i'm pissed!'

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#3 Posted by Seram (197 posts) -

XD yeah seeing as how they even made a rap song using stuff Cole said, EPIC probably would agree with that.

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#4 Posted by Vinchenzo (6464 posts) -

Baird (active reload): "YES!"

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#5 Posted by Seram (197 posts) -

I remember in one of the levels, there was a checkpoint at a part where it zooms in on Baird's face and he says "Look who decided to show up" in a Baird-ish way. I was playing co-op with a friend, and kept getting us killed on purpose just so he'd have to hear "Look who decided to show up" countless times. Now whenever I say that, he goes "Nooo Baird!" Or something. Good times, good times...

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#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

Baird was such a legend on the first game. Pretty much the perfect dickhead.

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#7 Posted by Max_Chill (166 posts) -

The Random "Woo0o0o0o0o"s from cole train in the middle of a multiplayer match

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#8 Posted by clubsandwich (3965 posts) -
Max_Chill said:
"The Random "Woo0o0o0o0o"s from cole train in the middle of a multiplayer match"
this and "Eat shit and die."
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#9 Posted by Prime20 (174 posts) -

Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


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#10 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -
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#11 Posted by Ma7moud (834 posts) -

" I'm in the zone baby"

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#12 Posted by NickM (1153 posts) -

Eat Shit and Die

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#13 Edited by inevpatoria (6941 posts) -

"There's room for one more, it's a fucking party down here."

Makes me laugh every time.

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#14 Edited by Seram (197 posts) -
Prime20 said:
"Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


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I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy.
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#15 Posted by William (445 posts) -

Hail to the king, baby!  Oh wait..

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#16 Posted by inevpatoria (6941 posts) -
William said:
"Hail to the king, baby!  Oh wait.."
Buh-dun-tiss!

Oh, there's never a short supply of Evil Dead jokes.
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#17 Posted by Prime20 (174 posts) -
Seram said:
"Prime20 said:
"Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


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I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy."
So...what Kit-Kat guns then?
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#18 Posted by Psynapse (1084 posts) -
Seram said:
I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy."

Boom-Tish!
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#19 Posted by Systech (4190 posts) -

"Nice!"

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#20 Posted by elbow (374 posts) -
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#21 Posted by Player1 (4124 posts) -

Damn...look at all that juice. 

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#22 Posted by TheGamerGeek (2885 posts) -
Sir_Ragnarok said:
""There's room for one more, it's a fucking party down here."

Makes me laugh every time."
That's exactly what I was going to say.
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#23 Posted by Seram (197 posts) -

I expected more people to be saying "Now I'm pissed!".

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#24 Posted by HazBazz (1924 posts) -

I've heared this quote countless times, after being killed at this part over and over again

  
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#25 Posted by jakob187 (22799 posts) -

"How'd we get stuck in this shithole of a repetitive game?"

Heard it throughout the entire game.  = D
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#26 Posted by Gamer_152 (14435 posts) -

"And then there were none" - Marcus Fenix. Such a cool line.

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#27 Posted by Prime20 (174 posts) -
Gamer_152 said:
""And then there were none" - Marcus Fenix. Such a cool line."
I could be wrong but iam pretty sure the Colonel says that after you get beat as the Cog in multiplayer. Not Marcus.
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#28 Posted by Seram (197 posts) -

Yeah Hoffman says that in multiplayer.

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#29 Posted by ekajarmstro (436 posts) -

Dom - Sup Bitches?

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#30 Posted by Dark_Spartan796 (34 posts) -

Marcus (active reload): "NICE!"

Carmine: Hey! Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one who fought at Aspho Fields?
Marcus: Yep.
Carmine: Wow, cool!
Marcus: Not really.

Carmine sounds like such a fanboy in that scene. XD

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#31 Posted by DaniCalifornia (5 posts) -

Cole: "Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!"

Baird: "There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

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#32 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -

@HandsomeDead said:

Anything that comes out of Cole Train's mouth as well as the classics: 'Look at all that juice' and 'Now i'm pissed!'

Basically this and

@HandsomeDead said:

Baird was such a legend on the first game. Pretty much the perfect dickhead.

this. People tend to not like Baird for his asshole attitude, which is exactly why I like him so much.

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#33 Posted by Venatio (4712 posts) -

How has someone not mentioned this one? It made me lol real loud

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#34 Posted by Toms115 (2329 posts) -

@Venatio: you beat me to it. fuck you, sir.

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#35 Posted by MormonWarrior (2917 posts) -

I remember loving the line from Cole in Gears 1 when you get in the minecarts. It's something like "Yeah, baby...this train's at home on the RAILS!!" It's just so dumb it's great...

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#36 Posted by beckley205 (341 posts) -

Gobble gobble gobble motherfu@@ers!

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#37 Posted by Jasta (2246 posts) -

"Eat shit and die" takes the cake for me.

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#38 Posted by Elusionar (326 posts) -

"space marines"

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#39 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

@Venatio said:

How has someone not mentioned this one? It made me lol real loud

Haha! Holy shit.

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#40 Posted by irish (92 posts) -

Nothin' but bits

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#41 Edited by Brother_PipPop (282 posts) -

And how could we forget this?

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#42 Edited by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

"THAT'S FIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

When you're underground in Gears 2, off to the side/in the distance a line of Locust are running into a cave, and if you start sniping them Marcus starts counting kind of calm-like (That's one. That's two. Three. There's four. or something along those lines) and suddenly when you shoot a fifth, "THAT'S FIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"

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#43 Posted by DerekDanahy (881 posts) -

Gears 2 "What am I a fucking Botanist? Some kinda plant, I don't know." -Marcus

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#44 Posted by NTM (9299 posts) -

I don't know why, maybe it just sounded... bad-ass? And while there are a lot, I really loved in the third when the music was intense in the shop area, and Cole kills a guy and says "Not yo day mutha fucka!"

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#45 Posted by GunstarRed (6044 posts) -

Any time Anya says things with her sweary mouth.

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#46 Edited by Vextroid (1522 posts) -

Marcus: "Who wants toast?!"

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#47 Edited by JeanLuc (3876 posts) -

Marcus: "WHO WANTS TOAST?!"

Dom: "I like 'em crispy."

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EDIT: @Vextroid: Damn it, you beat me!

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#48 Posted by PSNgamesun (440 posts) -

"Would you kindly get the fuck out of the way"- Marcus Fenix

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#49 Posted by Trylks (976 posts) -

@DaniCalifornia said:

Cole: "Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!"

Baird: "There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

QFT.

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#50 Posted by Jack268 (3370 posts) -

That's a mighty bump

My favorite quote is

"Hoffman? Ah shit" - Marcus Fenix, 2006

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