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    Gears of War 2

    Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Nov 07, 2008

    Join Delta Squad once more in the fight against the Locust Horde, in this "bigger, better and more badass" sequel to the 2006 smash hit.

    Favorite Gears of War quote?

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    #1  Edited By seram

    I'd have to go with something that Marcus said in Act 3; "Well, we're not here to sell cookies..." It just seems so... out of character. Feel free to post your opinion of what your favorite line is in the game.

    EDIT: Multi-player lines work too, though I think most of them are also said in the single player.

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    #2  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Anything that comes out of Cole Train's mouth as well as the classics: 'Look at all that juice' and 'Now i'm pissed!'

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    #3  Edited By seram

    XD yeah seeing as how they even made a rap song using stuff Cole said, EPIC probably would agree with that.

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    #4  Edited By Vinchenzo

    Baird (active reload): "YES!"

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    #5  Edited By seram

    I remember in one of the levels, there was a checkpoint at a part where it zooms in on Baird's face and he says "Look who decided to show up" in a Baird-ish way. I was playing co-op with a friend, and kept getting us killed on purpose just so he'd have to hear "Look who decided to show up" countless times. Now whenever I say that, he goes "Nooo Baird!" Or something. Good times, good times...

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    #6  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Baird was such a legend on the first game. Pretty much the perfect dickhead.

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    #7  Edited By Max_Chill

    The Random "Woo0o0o0o0o"s from cole train in the middle of a multiplayer match

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    #8  Edited By clubsandwich
    Max_Chill said:
    "The Random "Woo0o0o0o0o"s from cole train in the middle of a multiplayer match"
    this and "Eat shit and die."
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    #9  Edited By Prime20

    Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

    Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


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    #10  Edited By BiggerBomb
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    #11  Edited By Ma7moud

    " I'm in the zone baby"

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    #12  Edited By NickM

    Eat Shit and Die

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    "There's room for one more, it's a fucking party down here."

    Makes me laugh every time.

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    #14  Edited By seram
    Prime20 said:
    "Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

    Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


    "
    I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy.
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    #15  Edited By William

    Hail to the king, baby!  Oh wait..

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    William said:
    "Hail to the king, baby!  Oh wait.."
    Buh-dun-tiss!

    Oh, there's never a short supply of Evil Dead jokes.
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    #17  Edited By Prime20
    Seram said:
    "Prime20 said:
    "Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

    Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


    "
    I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy."
    So...what Kit-Kat guns then?
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    #18  Edited By Psynapse
    Seram said:
    I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy."

    Boom-Tish!
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    #19  Edited By Systech

    "Nice!"

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    #20  Edited By elbow
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    #21  Edited By Player1

    Damn...look at all that juice. 

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    #22  Edited By TheGamerGeek
    Sir_Ragnarok said:
    ""There's room for one more, it's a fucking party down here."

    Makes me laugh every time."
    That's exactly what I was going to say.
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    #23  Edited By seram

    I expected more people to be saying "Now I'm pissed!".

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    #24  Edited By HazBazz

    I've heared this quote countless times, after being killed at this part over and over again

      
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    #25  Edited By jakob187

    "How'd we get stuck in this shithole of a repetitive game?"

    Heard it throughout the entire game.  = D
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    #26  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    "And then there were none" - Marcus Fenix. Such a cool line.

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    #27  Edited By Prime20
    Gamer_152 said:
    ""And then there were none" - Marcus Fenix. Such a cool line."
    I could be wrong but iam pretty sure the Colonel says that after you get beat as the Cog in multiplayer. Not Marcus.
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    #28  Edited By seram

    Yeah Hoffman says that in multiplayer.

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    #29  Edited By ekajarmstro

    Dom - Sup Bitches?

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    #30  Edited By Dark_Spartan796

    Marcus (active reload): "NICE!"

    Carmine: Hey! Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one who fought at Aspho Fields?
    Marcus: Yep.
    Carmine: Wow, cool!
    Marcus: Not really.

    Carmine sounds like such a fanboy in that scene. XD

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    #31  Edited By DaniCalifornia

    Cole: "Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!"

    Baird: "There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

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    #32  Edited By Afroman269

    @HandsomeDead said:

    Anything that comes out of Cole Train's mouth as well as the classics: 'Look at all that juice' and 'Now i'm pissed!'

    Basically this and

    @HandsomeDead said:

    Baird was such a legend on the first game. Pretty much the perfect dickhead.

    this. People tend to not like Baird for his asshole attitude, which is exactly why I like him so much.

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    #33  Edited By Venatio

    How has someone not mentioned this one? It made me lol real loud

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    #34  Edited By time allen

    @Venatio: you beat me to it. fuck you, sir.

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    #35  Edited By MormonWarrior

    I remember loving the line from Cole in Gears 1 when you get in the minecarts. It's something like "Yeah, baby...this train's at home on the RAILS!!" It's just so dumb it's great...

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    #36  Edited By beckley205

    Gobble gobble gobble motherfu@@ers!

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    #37  Edited By jasta

    "Eat shit and die" takes the cake for me.

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    #38  Edited By Elusionar

    "space marines"

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    #39  Edited By napalm

    @Venatio said:

    How has someone not mentioned this one? It made me lol real loud

    Haha! Holy shit.

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    #40  Edited By irish

    Nothin' but bits

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    #41  Edited By Brother_PipPop

    And how could we forget this?

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    "THAT'S FIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

    When you're underground in Gears 2, off to the side/in the distance a line of Locust are running into a cave, and if you start sniping them Marcus starts counting kind of calm-like (That's one. That's two. Three. There's four. or something along those lines) and suddenly when you shoot a fifth, "THAT'S FIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"

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    #43  Edited By DerekDanahy

    Gears 2 "What am I a fucking Botanist? Some kinda plant, I don't know." -Marcus

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    #44  Edited By NTM

    I don't know why, maybe it just sounded... bad-ass? And while there are a lot, I really loved in the third when the music was intense in the shop area, and Cole kills a guy and says "Not yo day mutha fucka!"

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    #45  Edited By GunstarRed

    Any time Anya says things with her sweary mouth.

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    #46  Edited By Vextroid

    Marcus: "Who wants toast?!"

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    #47  Edited By jeanluc  Staff

    Marcus: "WHO WANTS TOAST?!"

    Dom: "I like 'em crispy."

    EDIT: @Vextroid: Damn it, you beat me!

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    "Would you kindly get the fuck out of the way"- Marcus Fenix

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    #49  Edited By trylks

    @DaniCalifornia said:

    Cole: "Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!"

    Baird: "There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

    QFT.

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    #50  Edited By Jack268

    That's a mighty bump

    My favorite quote is

    "Hoffman? Ah shit" - Marcus Fenix, 2006

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