How badass is this?

Posted by Artie (688 posts) -

Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
#1 Posted by Artie (688 posts) -

Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
#2 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

'More' badass

#3 Posted by Dudacles (1435 posts) -

Whoa. Where did you get that?

#4 Posted by LordAndrew (13990 posts) -

Over 9000

#5 Posted by Player1 (3839 posts) -

11. Chuck Norris. 

lol at the caption...I was about to be like Impulse buy much?
#6 Posted by BraindeadRacr (523 posts) -

7. I don't think there's no snappy insults for a big, long gun... Atleast, within proper censorship.

#7 Posted by GamerGeek360 (1959 posts) -

I'm pretty sure these two letters can sum things up: BA.

#8 Posted by ieatlions (708 posts) -

-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool

#9 Posted by Agent_Lost (899 posts) -
ieatlions said:
"-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool"
yep, if it was all metal then were taking.
#11 Posted by HistoryInRust (6215 posts) -

Matrix Revolutions is definitely better than this.

#12 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (3154 posts) -

That thing must be heavy. And trust me, I know.

#13 Posted by Black_Raven (1759 posts) -

I'll take Matrix Revolution thank you.

#14 Posted by Evans (30 posts) -

Would look 1000000X more badass with darker metal, no lame spray-on blood, and a releaseable magazine.

#15 Posted by GioVANNI (1280 posts) -

11 for Chuck Norris.

#16 Posted by bjorno (1409 posts) -

This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up.

#17 Posted by Unreal_dro (277 posts) -

Toooo much bad ass for words.

i want that so bad. i wish i wasnt poor :(
#18 Posted by tekmojo (2298 posts) -

The Halo weapon engineer kid puts u to shame

#19 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3159 posts) -
Artie said:
"Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
"
the weapon model itself coupled with your posture makes it really bad ass
#20 Posted by Gearhead (2251 posts) -

Did you kill your cat with that?

#21 Posted by Quadrifoglio (816 posts) -

That's pretty fucking badass.

#22 Posted by EpicBenjamin (622 posts) -

Go kick some Locust ass now, son!

#23 Posted by shadows_kill (3165 posts) -

i know what you will be next year on hallowween :P

#24 Posted by AlexMarra (310 posts) -

Who's blood is on that Lancer, may I ask? Also, 8.

#25 Posted by Artie (688 posts) -
bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant.
#26 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

Hey, I thought that scene where Neo in Smith were fighting in the heavy rain was pretty awesome. Anyway, you need some tight-ass sunglasses and someone looking scared in the background, preferably a parental figure and a girlfriend-like character looking at you admiringly in the background. Also, a candy cigarette wouldn't hurt anyone. Without than that fever dream, though, I would give it a 7.

#27 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3159 posts) -
Artie said:
"bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant."
yeah he is right , this is gears of war 2's Lancer

Gearhead said:
"Did you kill your cat with that?"
that Blood is part of the model  lol
#28 Posted by Blinck (185 posts) -

damn

#29 Posted by MattyFTM (14244 posts) -

1. The blood looks extremely lame. It should just be plain. No blood. It isn't even the right shade of red for blood. It looks like red paint!!!

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#30 Posted by Gearhead (2251 posts) -
BJORNO-
Really? I would say you would need to experience something called photons but I will be nice.
#31 Posted by lordofultima (6186 posts) -

Matrix Revolutions was a great movie, so I'm going to say that 1 = awesome. and that's more of an 8, in that case.

#32 Posted by Mexalen (232 posts) -

it's as badass as it gets for guys with fake plastic guns :) awesome caption!

#33 Posted by lightwarrior179 (383 posts) -

Didn't your parents tell you that it isn't cool to play with plastic toys? :P
On a serious note THAT IS SERIOUSLY BADASS.

#34 Posted by Agent47 (1894 posts) -
@MattyFTM: Wheeee?Are those a pair of balls on that bear's mouth?On your avatar...
#35 Posted by Afroman269 (7388 posts) -

it looks cheap.

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