How badass is this?

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Posted by Artie (867 posts) -

Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
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#1 Posted by Artie (867 posts) -

Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
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#2 Posted by HazBazz (1924 posts) -

'More' badass

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#3 Posted by Dudacles (1658 posts) -

Whoa. Where did you get that?

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#4 Posted by LordAndrew (14601 posts) -

Over 9000

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#5 Posted by Player1 (4142 posts) -

11. Chuck Norris. 

lol at the caption...I was about to be like Impulse buy much?
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#6 Posted by BraindeadRacr (690 posts) -

7. I don't think there's no snappy insults for a big, long gun... Atleast, within proper censorship.

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#7 Posted by GamerGeek360 (2089 posts) -

I'm pretty sure these two letters can sum things up: BA.

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#8 Posted by ieatlions (749 posts) -

-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool

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#9 Posted by agent_lost (908 posts) -
ieatlions said:
"-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool"
yep, if it was all metal then were taking.
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#11 Posted by inevpatoria (6964 posts) -

Matrix Revolutions is definitely better than this.

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#12 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (3547 posts) -

That thing must be heavy. And trust me, I know.

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#13 Posted by Black_Raven (1764 posts) -

I'll take Matrix Revolution thank you.

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#14 Posted by Evans (32 posts) -

Would look 1000000X more badass with darker metal, no lame spray-on blood, and a releaseable magazine.

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#15 Posted by GioVANNI (1315 posts) -

11 for Chuck Norris.

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#16 Posted by bjorno (1472 posts) -

This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up.

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#17 Posted by Unreal_dro (288 posts) -

Toooo much bad ass for words.

i want that so bad. i wish i wasnt poor :(
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#18 Posted by tekmojo (2362 posts) -

The Halo weapon engineer kid puts u to shame

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#19 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3243 posts) -
Artie said:
"Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
"
the weapon model itself coupled with your posture makes it really bad ass
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#20 Posted by gearhead (2377 posts) -

Did you kill your cat with that?

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#21 Posted by Quadrifoglio (861 posts) -

That's pretty fucking badass.

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#22 Posted by EpicBenjamin (715 posts) -

Go kick some Locust ass now, son!

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#23 Posted by shadows_kill (3094 posts) -

i know what you will be next year on hallowween :P

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#24 Posted by AlexMarra (370 posts) -

Who's blood is on that Lancer, may I ask? Also, 8.

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#25 Posted by Artie (867 posts) -
bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant.
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#26 Posted by Systech (4190 posts) -

Hey, I thought that scene where Neo in Smith were fighting in the heavy rain was pretty awesome. Anyway, you need some tight-ass sunglasses and someone looking scared in the background, preferably a parental figure and a girlfriend-like character looking at you admiringly in the background. Also, a candy cigarette wouldn't hurt anyone. Without than that fever dream, though, I would give it a 7.

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#27 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3243 posts) -
Artie said:
"bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant."
yeah he is right , this is gears of war 2's Lancer

Gearhead said:
"Did you kill your cat with that?"
that Blood is part of the model  lol
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#28 Posted by Blinck (216 posts) -

damn

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#29 Posted by MattyFTM (14776 posts) -

1. The blood looks extremely lame. It should just be plain. No blood. It isn't even the right shade of red for blood. It looks like red paint!!!

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#30 Posted by gearhead (2377 posts) -
BJORNO-
Really? I would say you would need to experience something called photons but I will be nice.
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#31 Posted by lordofultima (6576 posts) -

Matrix Revolutions was a great movie, so I'm going to say that 1 = awesome. and that's more of an 8, in that case.

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#32 Posted by Mexalen (318 posts) -

it's as badass as it gets for guys with fake plastic guns :) awesome caption!

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#33 Posted by lightwarrior179 (413 posts) -

Didn't your parents tell you that it isn't cool to play with plastic toys? :P
On a serious note THAT IS SERIOUSLY BADASS.

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#34 Posted by Agent47 (1931 posts) -
@MattyFTM: Wheeee?Are those a pair of balls on that bear's mouth?On your avatar...
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#35 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -

it looks cheap.

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