You know you've played Gears of War too much when...

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#1 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -

I love these threads :D

.. You avoid going out at night at ALL costs.

#2 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

You roadie run to school.

#3 Posted by xVlademir (15 posts) -

You are unable to enjoy any game unless the guns in it have dangerous household items attached to them.

#4 Posted by Verdugo (2094 posts) -

You sleep with a Chainsaw gun.

#5 Posted by joshuapohl (48 posts) -

You keep tying to active reload in Halo 3.

#6 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

You say "goddamn it!" when you mess up your active reload.

When being able to "lancer" somebody is a good thing.

When you start quoting the game, specifically "shit yeah!"

#7 Posted by JNYR (115 posts) -

When you take cover on every wall you see.

#8 Posted by Brucie (136 posts) -

You dig locust holes in your backyard

#9 Posted by Gunslinger (176 posts) -

When someone's fallen over, you try to curb stomp their face.

And when your girlfriend asks you to trim the hedges, you grab the chainsaw, slice her in half, and end up going to prison.
Where you wait, patiently, for E-Day to arrive, and for Jack to rip open the door of your cell.

#10 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

When someone can't open a door you say "Don't worry, I have the Code".

#11 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -
Blu_Magic said:
"When someone can't open a door you say "Don't worry, I have the Code".
Oh god. That made me LOL hard.

Or each time you get to a door, you say, "Jack. Rip this door!"
#12 Posted by lux (129 posts) -

Every time there's an earthquake, you scream "EMERGENCE HOLE!!!"

#13 Posted by Psynapse (1084 posts) -

When walking down the street at night time you stay in the light at all costs, jumping/running through the dark patches in the street.

#14 Posted by NotaStalker (175 posts) -

When theres a fork in the road you can press left trigger to go left or right trigger to go right

#15 Posted by Termite (2428 posts) -
JNYR said:
"When you take cover on every wall you see.
I second this
#16 Posted by Mourne (798 posts) -

When you make a topic expressing it on online forums.

I kid, I kid. I'm just not witty enough to come up with anything, so there you go.

#17 Posted by bwooduhs (1679 posts) -

You start dreaming about chainsaws and random slabs of concrete on the road.

#18 Posted by Ossi (1279 posts) -
Termite said:
"JNYR said:
"When you take cover on every wall you see.
I second this
#19 Posted by x3ar (240 posts) -

you know youve played to much gears when you make a you know youve played to much...... thread on an internet forum

#20 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

you try rolling up stairs.

#21 Posted by Player1 (4081 posts) -

Called a noob in halo for bunny hopping, but really you are trying to sprint away. 

Kill yourself in Cod4 with grenades because you are trying to reload
#22 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -

When you put Marcus, Dom, Cole and Baird on your top 8 myspace friends. (Yes I've seen it before.)

#23 Edited by Quadrifoglio (861 posts) -
Ossi said:
"Termite said:
"JNYR said:
"When you take cover on every wall you see.
I second this

#24 Posted by Foil_Charizard (350 posts) -

You try cutting firewood with an assault riffle

#25 Posted by RelentlessKnight (1131 posts) -

When you committed bloody murder...

#26 Edited by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

when you've mastered the active reload on a water gun.

#27 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -
Blu_Magic said:
"you try rolling up stairs.
F'ing LMAO, dude.

+1 for j00, bro.
#28 Posted by RobKenno (103 posts) -

When you chainsaw random people on the street......

Oh wait...

#29 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -
Napalm said:
"Blu_Magic said:
"you try rolling up stairs.
F'ing LMAO, dude.

+1 for j00, bro.
lol thanks.
#30 Posted by Knibbly (125 posts) -

your asked to chop down a tree and you go to your gun safe.

#31 Posted by LuffyUzumaki (539 posts) -

when you name your son marcus

#32 Posted by Rowr (5862 posts) -

You trip on your xbox, destroy your disc and are totally devastated.

#33 Edited by Hughes (423 posts) -
joshuapohl said:
"You keep tying to active reload in Halo 3.
#34 Posted by Merforga (322 posts) -

You see this thread on every Gears of War forum on the interwebs.

#35 Posted by Clean (2433 posts) -

when you grunt everywhere you go

#36 Posted by Player1 (4081 posts) -

When someone mentions the type of bug locust. You sit there shaking your head because locust are far from small noise making bugs.

(happened tonight when my aunt asked what kind of bugs were making all that noise.)
#37 Posted by viraj (61 posts) -

when you get EPIC tattooed on your lower back.


#38 Posted by BreatheEasy (157 posts) -

You see an old person with Parkinson's disease and tell them they have a laggy connection.

#39 Edited by DIABLOKU (67 posts) -
Player1 said:
Kill yourself in Cod4 with grenades because you are trying to reload
i felt like such a n00b when i did this :p
#40 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

anytime you hear a beeping sound you think someone's aiming the hammer of dawn at you.

#41 Posted by OGCartman (4330 posts) -

You hug walls and you call yourself marcus

#42 Posted by Captain_Insano (1936 posts) -

You don't want to visit your family house because you know it is infested with Locust

#43 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -

In physics class all you can think about is that giant cube of meat.

#44 Edited by YourEvilTwin67 (26 posts) -

when you see black birds you start shining a flood light at them

when your playing halo and your button mashing on A screaming why wont i go into cover

when you play call of duty and blow up your entire team trying to remember the controlls while your in a clan match with your friends then when you go into lunch your friend cory slams your head into the luch table for giving the other team the win.

#45 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

when you've tried patenting the idea of a chainsaw gun.

#46 Posted by Hulk (448 posts) -

Too much Gears?  Hulk not understand question.

#47 Posted by zmf (50 posts) -

When on the 16th of May 2007 approximately 0305 hours in Anaheim, California, you along with 3 of your clan members are walking home victorious from a tournament when a hooded man comes up to you holding you at gun point demanding all of your money whilst reaching for your wallet you grab your knife and turn and slice at the man knocking him to the floor you procede to slice him into little bits reminiscent of shooting an enemy into chunks with the shotgun in Gears of War. Despite being happy at what you have done the town doesn't seem to like it and start hunting for you, needless to say you had to leave the country pronto and you're currently living in the UK.

I hardly play Gears to be honest. =]

#48 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

when there's an earthquake you scream "EMERGENCE DAY IS UPON US!!!"

#49 Posted by GameFreak315 (157 posts) - think speaking to afriend will heal his injuries.  "Fight through the pain!"

#50 Posted by Homer (1366 posts) -

You try active loading a real gun.

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