You know you've played Gears of War too much when...

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#51 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
zmf said:
"When on the 16th of May 2007 approximately 0305 hours in Anaheim, California, you along with 3 of your clan members are walking home victorious from a tournament when a hooded man comes up to you holding you at gun point demanding all of your money whilst reaching for your wallet you grab your knife and turn and slice at the man knocking him to the floor you procede to slice him into little bits reminiscent of shooting an enemy into chunks with the shotgun in Gears of War. Despite being happy at what you have done the town doesn't seem to like it and start hunting for you, needless to say you had to leave the country pronto and you're currently living in the UK.

I hardly play Gears to be honest. =]
"
That sounds an awful lot like host advantage. No wonder the city was hunting you down.
#52 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

when you think the grand canyon was once a giant emergence hole.

#53 Posted by Jordan23 (1097 posts) -

When you're taking cover behind every single wall or object in your house.

#54 Edited by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -

when you've accused a player in Halo 3 of having host advantage.

#55 Posted by OGCartman (4330 posts) -
Hulk said:
"Too much Gears?  Hulk not understand question.
"
This make Hulk angry?
#56 Posted by Kilgore (30 posts) -

When you throw grenades into holes you see.

You shoot propane tanks so the krill won't attack you.

#57 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1476 posts) -

When I had to get gears of war I Roadie ran the whole way there with a 25 pound bagpack also I stopped eating as much around gears of war launch and would get the gaming munchies. Also at school I could think about was playing it at times. Also you and me shawn got to the top 100 and play 24 hours so yeah.

#58 Posted by N3vsta (97 posts) -

 you buy all the chainsaws :)

#59 Posted by MOLE (331 posts) -

Trying to active reload when you tie your shoe

#60 Posted by Discorsi (1390 posts) -

You make these threads.

Only played Gears a couple times at other people's houses.  I didn't care for it that much(only played multiplayer).  I guess it's one of those things where you have to spend some time with it or maybe i just didn't like it.

#61 Posted by Champy (568 posts) -
Blu_Magic said:
"You roadie run to school.
"
LOL
#62 Posted by Joker (702 posts) -

When you start trying to sprint while couched down.

#63 Posted by mandeponium (312 posts) -
MOLE said:
"

Trying to active reload when you tie your shoe

"
I lol'd.

How about when you keep hearing the  "Cog Tag found" sound in everyday life.
#64 Posted by SSbabel (1216 posts) -

You find yourself running down the street armed with a chainsaw killn cunts.

#65 Posted by Pibo47 (3236 posts) -
joshuapohl said:
"You keep tying to active reload in Halo 3.
"
Guilty.
#66 Posted by Karmum (11515 posts) -

When...you break the disc with your knee by knocking your Xbox 360 down.

LULZ.

#67 Edited by Bulldog19892 (1835 posts) -

when you believe the chainsaw to be a proper cutting utensil for food.

#68 Posted by Seram (196 posts) -

When now you're pissed.

#69 Posted by TenthShinigami (24 posts) -

When you see the face of Marcus on every baby

#70 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

When you approach a vending machine you 'look at all that juice'. And you do that over and over again when the machine doesn't work.

#71 Posted by Zebadee (507 posts) -

When you have weekly chainsaw sword fight tournaments with your friends in the backyard.

#72 Posted by gearsofwarlover (4 posts) -

You know you have played gears of war to much when you glue your dads chainsaw to his rifle!!!!!!!!

#73 Posted by Gizmo (5468 posts) -
jvpde said:
"your asked to chop down a tree and you go to your gun safe.
"
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#74 Posted by TheGamerGeek (2878 posts) -

Aw, come on, I need some more of these. The responses have been hilarious. I'm too dumb to think of any jokes though.

#75 Posted by Gamer_152 (14282 posts) -

You point your mobile phone at people, expecting the hammer of dawn to fry them or when you can do a perfect active reload with the batteries in your controllers.

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#76 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3244 posts) -

your hands are sore becasue of the Controller's  Vibration

#77 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -
daniel_beck_90 said:
"your hands are sore becasue of the Controller's  Vibration"
haha That would be pretty sad... :D
#78 Posted by Prime20 (174 posts) -

You've been caught Active Reloading  your DS.


#79 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (354 posts) -
#80 Posted by TomboDemon (151 posts) -

You put your finger to your ear and start asking Anya for information on locust activity while your walking down the street

#81 Posted by AkumaX (273 posts) -

When you and your friends exchange Cole's quips for over ten minutes.

#82 Posted by natetodamax (19418 posts) -

When you see people standing in the dark, you yell "STAY UNDER THE LIGHT!"

When you dropkick a closed door to get it open.

When you go bow hunting and you keep your bow pulled way back for a long time while look at a deer. Your partner says "What are you doing! Shoot!" and you say "If you keep the bow pulled back long enough, the shot sticks. Then Kaboom!"

#83 Posted by Thunder (401 posts) -

You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die

#84 Posted by PureRok (4268 posts) -

You know you've played too much Gears of War when you've played Gears of War.

#85 Edited by Gunner612 (4390 posts) -

When you blow up propane tanks while walikng down the street at night.

#86 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -
Thunder said:
"You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die"
I lol'd.
#87 Posted by Box3ru13 (728 posts) -

you know when u played too much gears of war when you go buy a gun and ask for the chainsaw attachment.

#88 Posted by TomboDemon (151 posts) -
PureRok said:
"You know you've played too much Gears of War when you've played Gears of War."
thats just cold
#89 Posted by Milkman (17841 posts) -
Thunder said:
"You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die"
That's Duke Nukem, not Gears of War...
#90 Posted by keoskey (340 posts) -

when you know the locations of all cog tags by heart.

#91 Posted by crunchUK (6052 posts) -

when you get the hedge trimmer and...

#92 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -
Milkman said:
"Thunder said:
"You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die"
That's Duke Nukem, not Gears of War..."
Baird says "eat shit and die" in multiplayer.
#93 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6872 posts) -

You start calling the sun the lightmass bomb.

#94 Posted by jakob187 (22311 posts) -

......you tell your girlfriend she'd look better in Unreal Engine 3.  =  /

#95 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"......you tell your girlfriend she'd look better in Unreal Engine 3.  =  /"
...Your girlfriend says you'd look better if you were Marcus
#96 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -
Shawn said:
"jakob187 said:
"......you tell your girlfriend she'd look better in Unreal Engine 3.  =  /"
...Your girlfriend says you'd look better if you were Marcus"
Oh! That would be pretty cold.

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