is doesn't work and now my fucking shoulder hurts
have you ever tried to do the dodge/roll in real life?
This is how I know that I play too many games.
Sometimes when I'm running in my dreams I'll start rolling instead, either because my legs get tired or I'm not running fast enough.
It's one of those things were at the time of the dream, you feel like a genius; then you wake up and realize what a horrible idea it was.
Hurts like a mofo.
One time when I was like 6, I came up to my dad and was like, 'Hey dad, check this out', and fell flat on my back (akin to Neville Longbottom in HP1, if you need a visual). It hurt like fuck, I'm pretty sure I saw stars, but I said, "That was cool, right?" then ran off to my room to cry from the pain. I guess that's kinda related.
I used to dodgeroll like a champ, until I took an... never mind that, work on this before you wreck yourself again.
I can kinda do it, but a former co-worker of mine demonstrated off a 10 feet parking platform onto grass. It was pretty impressive, female witnesses were definitively wet.
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