Remember Imulsion? Well now you can drink it for $2.99!

#1 Edited by FlamingHobo (4483 posts) -
Source
 
"Imulsion, the glowy resource at the heart of all things Gears of War, has been canned, laced with sugar and preservatives, and put on sale in the United States for $2.99 a pop. 
 
Drink me.

The drinks - of which, sadly, we have no nutritional information - are put out by Boston America, who are also the guys behind the Street Fighter energy drinks."
 
Well, I won't be drinking any anytime soon due to me living in the UK. Perhaps a GB User or the GB Crew could get their hands on some Imulsion and chug it down?
#2 Posted by ManMadeGod (1578 posts) -

This is looking like a must try for the bombcast.

#3 Posted by JJWeatherman (14560 posts) -
@ManMadeGod said:
" This is looking like a must try for the bombcast. "
Definitely. They need to get back to the regular drink testing on the Bombcast.
#4 Posted by super_machine (1931 posts) -

Cool, if I was 12 and played xbox I would love this. I guess this shit is going to sell like mad then.

#5 Posted by Gmanall (1683 posts) -

Who would not wants this?

#6 Posted by MexicanHatBoy (129 posts) -

Ryan tweeted that he wanted some earlier. I was gonna buy some but you know, it was gonna cost me £5.75 to send him 1 can, which is close enough to the price of Splosion Man.

#7 Posted by myalt22 (101 posts) -

I'm intrigued as to how it would taste.

#8 Edited by NTM (7490 posts) -

That's pretty cool. Looks like piss, maybe it taste like it too?  
 
"Look at all that juice!" - Cole Train 
 
Wait... this is fuckin' old!

#9 Posted by aceofspudz (938 posts) -

Wicked thread necro guys. You are literally two years too late to drink Imulsion. Whatever, it was probably terrible anyway.

#10 Posted by JJOR64 (19024 posts) -

I miss the energy drink section on the Bombcast. :(

#11 Posted by MatPaget (1121 posts) -
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
#12 Posted by ShaggE (6572 posts) -
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
Online
#13 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

Maybe we'll get a Gears of War 3 Imulsion drink. I know I've been waiting two whole years since I missed the original run of this mythical drink. Long have been the dark nights that I have dreamed of that drink based on a lesson in the evils of fossil fuels touching my lips and giving me that caffeine rush that you can only get in a can.

#14 Posted by MatPaget (1121 posts) -
@ShaggE said:
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!
#15 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
#16 Posted by MatPaget (1121 posts) -
@PeasantAbuse said:
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
You'd think I'd sell a lot, wouldn't you? Surprisingly I sell like 1 or 2 a day. 
I usually sell more lubricant, massage oil (can be used as lubricant), fluffy handcuffs, and the what not. 
Have not sold a single pocket pussy yet. Literally. I don't think I want to be there to meet the man who buys it.
#17 Posted by Kyle (2323 posts) -

@MatPaget said:

@ShaggE said:
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!

This was years-old news even when it was posted over a year ago. Don't bring it back. Imulsion energy drink's been around since the first Gears of War (2006).

#18 Posted by AndrewB (7670 posts) -
@ManMadeGod said:
This is looking like a must try for the bombcast.
I've missed that segment so much. This is a good excuse to drag it back out.

This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.