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    Remember Imulsion? Well now you can drink it for $2.99!

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    #1  Edited By flaminghobo
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    "Imulsion, the glowy resource at the heart of all things Gears of War, has been canned, laced with sugar and preservatives, and put on sale in the United States for $2.99 a pop. 
     
    Drink me.
    Drink me.

    The drinks - of which, sadly, we have no nutritional information - are put out by Boston America, who are also the guys behind the Street Fighter energy drinks."
     
    Well, I won't be drinking any anytime soon due to me living in the UK. Perhaps a GB User or the GB Crew could get their hands on some Imulsion and chug it down?
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    #2  Edited By ManMadeGod

    This is looking like a must try for the bombcast.

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    #3  Edited By JJWeatherman
    @ManMadeGod said:
    " This is looking like a must try for the bombcast. "
    Definitely. They need to get back to the regular drink testing on the Bombcast.
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    #4  Edited By super_machine

    Cool, if I was 12 and played xbox I would love this. I guess this shit is going to sell like mad then.

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    #5  Edited By Gmanall

    Who would not wants this?

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    #6  Edited By mexicanhatboy

    Ryan tweeted that he wanted some earlier. I was gonna buy some but you know, it was gonna cost me £5.75 to send him 1 can, which is close enough to the price of Splosion Man.

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    #7  Edited By myalt22

    I'm intrigued as to how it would taste.

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    #8  Edited By NTM

    That's pretty cool. Looks like piss, maybe it taste like it too?  
     
    "Look at all that juice!" - Cole Train 
     
    Wait... this is fuckin' old!

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    #9  Edited By aceofspudz

    Wicked thread necro guys. You are literally two years too late to drink Imulsion. Whatever, it was probably terrible anyway.

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    #10  Edited By JJOR64

    I miss the energy drink section on the Bombcast. :(

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    #11  Edited By matpaget
    @FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
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    #12  Edited By ShaggE
    @MatPaget said:
    @FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
    Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
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    #13  Edited By McGhee

    Maybe we'll get a Gears of War 3 Imulsion drink. I know I've been waiting two whole years since I missed the original run of this mythical drink. Long have been the dark nights that I have dreamed of that drink based on a lesson in the evils of fossil fuels touching my lips and giving me that caffeine rush that you can only get in a can.

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    #14  Edited By matpaget
    @ShaggE said:
    @MatPaget said:
    @FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
    Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
    Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!
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    #15  Edited By PeasantAbuse
    @MatPaget said:
    @FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
    How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
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    #16  Edited By matpaget
    @PeasantAbuse said:
    @MatPaget said:
    @FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
    How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
    You'd think I'd sell a lot, wouldn't you? Surprisingly I sell like 1 or 2 a day. 
    I usually sell more lubricant, massage oil (can be used as lubricant), fluffy handcuffs, and the what not. 
    Have not sold a single pocket pussy yet. Literally. I don't think I want to be there to meet the man who buys it.
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    #17  Edited By Kyle

    @MatPaget said:

    @ShaggE said:
    @MatPaget said:
    @FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
    Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
    Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!

    This was years-old news even when it was posted over a year ago. Don't bring it back. Imulsion energy drink's been around since the first Gears of War (2006).

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    #18  Edited By AndrewB
    @ManMadeGod said:
    This is looking like a must try for the bombcast.
    I've missed that segment so much. This is a good excuse to drag it back out.
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