Remember Imulsion? Well now you can drink it for $2.99!

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#1 Edited by flaminghobo (4779 posts) -
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"Imulsion, the glowy resource at the heart of all things Gears of War, has been canned, laced with sugar and preservatives, and put on sale in the United States for $2.99 a pop. 
 
Drink me.
Drink me.

The drinks - of which, sadly, we have no nutritional information - are put out by Boston America, who are also the guys behind the Street Fighter energy drinks."
 
Well, I won't be drinking any anytime soon due to me living in the UK. Perhaps a GB User or the GB Crew could get their hands on some Imulsion and chug it down?
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#2 Posted by ManMadeGod (1625 posts) -

This is looking like a must try for the bombcast.

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#3 Posted by JJWeatherman (14917 posts) -
@ManMadeGod said:
" This is looking like a must try for the bombcast. "
Definitely. They need to get back to the regular drink testing on the Bombcast.
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#4 Posted by super_machine (2007 posts) -

Cool, if I was 12 and played xbox I would love this. I guess this shit is going to sell like mad then.

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#5 Posted by Gmanall (1708 posts) -

Who would not wants this?

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#6 Posted by mexicanhatboy (140 posts) -

Ryan tweeted that he wanted some earlier. I was gonna buy some but you know, it was gonna cost me £5.75 to send him 1 can, which is close enough to the price of Splosion Man.

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#7 Posted by myalt22 (96 posts) -

I'm intrigued as to how it would taste.

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#8 Edited by NTM (9666 posts) -

That's pretty cool. Looks like piss, maybe it taste like it too?  
 
"Look at all that juice!" - Cole Train 
 
Wait... this is fuckin' old!

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#9 Posted by aceofspudz (937 posts) -

Wicked thread necro guys. You are literally two years too late to drink Imulsion. Whatever, it was probably terrible anyway.

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#10 Posted by JJOR64 (19681 posts) -

I miss the energy drink section on the Bombcast. :(

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#11 Posted by MatPaget (1273 posts) -
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
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#12 Posted by ShaggE (8290 posts) -
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
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#13 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

Maybe we'll get a Gears of War 3 Imulsion drink. I know I've been waiting two whole years since I missed the original run of this mythical drink. Long have been the dark nights that I have dreamed of that drink based on a lesson in the evils of fossil fuels touching my lips and giving me that caffeine rush that you can only get in a can.

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#14 Posted by MatPaget (1273 posts) -
@ShaggE said:
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!
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#15 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
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#16 Posted by MatPaget (1273 posts) -
@PeasantAbuse said:
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
You'd think I'd sell a lot, wouldn't you? Surprisingly I sell like 1 or 2 a day. 
I usually sell more lubricant, massage oil (can be used as lubricant), fluffy handcuffs, and the what not. 
Have not sold a single pocket pussy yet. Literally. I don't think I want to be there to meet the man who buys it.
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#17 Posted by Kyle (2376 posts) -

@MatPaget said:

@ShaggE said:
@MatPaget said:
@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).
Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!

This was years-old news even when it was posted over a year ago. Don't bring it back. Imulsion energy drink's been around since the first Gears of War (2006).

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#18 Posted by AndrewB (7814 posts) -
@ManMadeGod said:
This is looking like a must try for the bombcast.
I've missed that segment so much. This is a good excuse to drag it back out.

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