Remember Imulsion? Well now you can drink it for $2.99!
"Imulsion, the glowy resource at the heart of all things Gears of War, has been canned, laced with sugar and preservatives, and put on sale in the United States for $2.99 a pop.
The drinks - of which, sadly, we have no nutritional information - are put out by Boston America, who are also the guys behind the Street Fighter energy drinks."
Well, I won't be drinking any anytime soon due to me living in the UK. Perhaps a GB User or the GB Crew could get their hands on some Imulsion and chug it down?
Maybe we'll get a Gears of War 3 Imulsion drink. I know I've been waiting two whole years since I missed the original run of this mythical drink. Long have been the dark nights that I have dreamed of that drink based on a lesson in the evils of fossil fuels touching my lips and giving me that caffeine rush that you can only get in a can.
@MatPaget said:You'd think I'd sell a lot, wouldn't you? Surprisingly I sell like 1 or 2 a day.@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).How many dildos do you sell daily on average?
I usually sell more lubricant, massage oil (can be used as lubricant), fluffy handcuffs, and the what not.
Have not sold a single pocket pussy yet. Literally. I don't think I want to be there to meet the man who buys it.
@ShaggE said:@MatPaget said:Damn teenagers renewing old ass topics!@FlamingHobo: This is really old. My work (Spencer's Gifts) sold these more than a year ago (maybe almost 2 years).Not when he posted it, it wasn't.
This was years-old news even when it was posted over a year ago. Don't bring it back. Imulsion energy drink's been around since the first Gears of War (2006).
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