Did anyone else have erotic thoughts?

#1 Posted by Flacracker (1581 posts) -

I did. Especially during some of those audio logs and that letter in the basement that you aren't allowed to fully read. Yeah man... This game is hot.

#2 Posted by JasonR86 (9587 posts) -

I was masturbating the entire game.

What?

#3 Posted by Brodehouse (9521 posts) -

20 dollars justified.

#4 Edited by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

I've got a boner for how awesome the storytelling is in Gone Home. Also that duck was really sexy.

#5 Posted by Humanity (8722 posts) -

This will only end poorly.

#6 Posted by StrikeALight (1112 posts) -

All the time.

#7 Posted by pyromagnestir (4195 posts) -

Yes. Of course I haven't played this particular game, but still the answer is yes.

#8 Edited by cloudnineboya (762 posts) -

if only i had a hard copy the things i would do to it,wink,wink,nudge,nudge.

#9 Edited by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

#11 Posted by chiablo (893 posts) -

#12 Posted by Wolfgame (679 posts) -

*Waits for Gone Home erotic fan-fiction*

can't be long now...

#13 Posted by JasonR86 (9587 posts) -
#14 Edited by jdh5153 (1034 posts) -

and people wonder why "gamers" are fucking creepy.

#15 Posted by Doskias (301 posts) -

@jdh5153 said:

and people wonder why "gamers" are fucking creepy.

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't do Steggy. Look me in the eyes.

#16 Posted by Jrinswand (1695 posts) -

@chiablo said:

That looks like my poodle, except without all the humping. LOL.

#17 Posted by AlexW00d (6168 posts) -

@doskias said:

@jdh5153 said:

and people wonder why "gamers" are fucking creepy.

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't do Steggy. Look me in the eyes.

Unless Steggy is in CoD that guy won't care...

#18 Posted by TheHBK (5458 posts) -

Erotic thoughts? About Vinny? Well fucken duh! He said he was getting naked so what do you want me to think about?

#19 Posted by Hunter5024 (5511 posts) -

Guess I'm buying this.

#20 Posted by Coafi (1481 posts) -

#21 Edited by Hunter5024 (5511 posts) -

#22 Edited by Flacracker (1581 posts) -

Damn... damn... DAMN! Man... That is great.

#23 Posted by CaptainObvious (2992 posts) -

I have to buy this game now.

#24 Posted by Fogh (152 posts) -
#25 Posted by Shivoa (606 posts) -

This game is so hot it's... UNRATED!

Someone get FOX News on the line (I'm going to be really depressed if FOX have actually covered this as a "scandalous anti-discrimination* content in our kids' games" item).

* Pronounced "pro-gay".

@fogh said:

@hunter5024: GAY SEXUAL CONTENT? Call the ESRB ASAP!

#26 Posted by jiggajoe14 (632 posts) -

lol I got through a few lines and then she threw it on the floor. I clicked on it like 40 times to try to get her to pick it up again so I could finish.

#27 Posted by afabs515 (1003 posts) -

lol I got through a few lines and then she threw it on the floor. I clicked on it like 40 times to try to get her to pick it up again so I could finish.

You forgot to type "reading" at the end of that sentence, right? ...Right...?

#28 Edited by Red12b (9073 posts) -

@afabs515 said:

@jiggajoe14 said:

lol I got through a few lines and then she threw it on the floor. I clicked on it like 40 times to try to get her to pick it up again so I could finish.

You forgot to type "reading" at the end of that sentence, right? ...Right...?

The first time you do it... It's like a drug

#29 Edited by AlexanderSheen (4906 posts) -

@afabs515 said:

@jiggajoe14 said:

lol I got through a few lines and then she threw it on the floor. I clicked on it like 40 times to try to get her to pick it up again so I could finish.

You forgot to type "reading" at the end of that sentence, right? ...Right...?

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Thanks guys.

#30 Posted by bigjeffrey (4711 posts) -

@red12b said:

@afabs515 said:

@jiggajoe14 said:

lol I got through a few lines and then she threw it on the floor. I clicked on it like 40 times to try to get her to pick it up again so I could finish.

You forgot to type "reading" at the end of that sentence, right? ...Right...?

The first time you do it... It's like a drug

Right Click Save As

#31 Edited by Unilad (554 posts) -

@thehbk said:

Erotic thoughts? About Vinny? Well fucken duh! He said he was getting naked so what do you want me to think about?

Oh dear. I've found the creepy section of Giant Bomb.

#32 Posted by jimmyfenix (3814 posts) -

@red12b said:

@afabs515 said:

@jiggajoe14 said:

lol I got through a few lines and then she threw it on the floor. I clicked on it like 40 times to try to get her to pick it up again so I could finish.

You forgot to type "reading" at the end of that sentence, right? ...Right...?

The first time you do it... It's like a drug

Right Click Save As

I haven't laughed like that for a long time!

#33 Posted by geirr (2469 posts) -

@doskias said:

@jdh5153 said:

and people wonder why "gamers" are fucking creepy.

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't do Steggy. Look me in the eyes.

I was about to ignore this topic, but you had to mention Steggy. <3

#34 Posted by Abendlaender (2736 posts) -

Maybe I shouldn't visit the forum anymore...

#35 Posted by Jedted (2317 posts) -

I'll admit, i did wonder what Captain Allegra and her First Mate did when they were all alone......

#36 Edited by Seppli (10251 posts) -

I recently looked at a rather unattractive young woman's elbow on the street, and for some reason her pale skin gave me an erotic thought. And a boner.

How I hate being ambushed by the old boner. Jeez - I'm 32 years old, this shit shouldn't happen anymore.

P.S. That's not a scene from Gone Home, just sayin'.

#38 Edited by alwaysbebombing (1512 posts) -

Help. I need an adult.

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