I was supposed to babysit this five year old kid just for a few minutes, and I asked if he wanted to play some xbox. He joyously replied yes, and looked through the games I had. Of all the games he pulled out GTA 4 and said "I want to play this game!" I said alright and let him put it on. I figured that shooting people up wasn't appropriate so I put the character in a vehicle, and I showed the kid how to drive. 5 seconds later he was mowing down civilians on the sidewalk,and ended up in a park where he kept mowing down the ragdolling NPCs. He stopped the car, turned around and looked at me with his big blue eyes and asked "are they dead?" While thinking about how bad of an idea this really was I answered ".. No, they can't die.." he looked at the screen for a couple of seconds... then looked back at me again and said "I think this game is for bigger boys"
I then put on Blur. Less violent. Now I need to find a way to score some good karma points.