Jack Thompson is gonna love this [Small L&D spoiler]

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Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -
#1 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -
#2 Posted by super_machine (1929 posts) -

You know Jack Thompson has been de-clawed.

#3 Posted by End_Boss (3220 posts) -
WHAT FU-!!?!!!

This will either be the best or worst thing to ever happen to video games.
#4 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Wow.

Is Rockstar trying too hard?
#5 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -
super_machine said:
"You know Jack Thompson has been de-clawed."
Thats true but there are still plenty of lawyers within the Florida Bar willingto take up his cause for him.
#6 Posted by Aurelito (721 posts) -

"MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time.

#7 Posted by Linkyshinks (9881 posts) -

It's high time we had full frontal cockage in games.

#8 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I've seen plenty of  "R" rated movies with a penis appearence. The Piano: Harvey Keitel. Maybe, Lost and Damned is an art film wrapped in a video game.

#9 Posted by Dawglet (312 posts) -

Wow... seems kind of unnecessary.

#10 Posted by Mercator (365 posts) -

I can only hope its hilariously cut into every scene like in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

#11 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
Aurelito said:
""MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time."
That was your 69th post, LULZ!
#12 Posted by SmugDarkLoser (4619 posts) -

You know, whatever, I don't care, but it has to be funny in the studio- everyone's working on their stuff and some guy is modeling a dick.  imagine the jokes the guys there make.

#13 Posted by ParrapatehRappa (185 posts) -
Arkthemaniac said:
"Aurelito said:
""MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time."
That was your 69th post, LULZ!"
Penis shmenis. As long as there's no men shitting in cups and eating it, I'm happy.
O.o
#14 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2418 posts) -

I have GTA4 for the PS3, so I don't have to worry about seeing penis! =D ... =(

#15 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -

Yeah, I know Jack's been out of the game for a bit, but this is sure to stir up controversy, from some other source if not him. It's the first time we've ever really seen this in any videogame.

#16 Posted by Kohe321 (3522 posts) -

No one cares what he says anyways, let him mumble his opinions to himself :p

#17 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1298 posts) -

Could it potentially give him a heart attack?

#18 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

Interesting, but being as this is DLC and not available via retail, wouldn't it have less restrictions?

#19 Posted by Bucketdeth (8003 posts) -

I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!"

#20 Posted by Bellum (2944 posts) -

Oh no, not a penis!

#21 Posted by tokyochicken (849 posts) -

"It's the first time we've ever seen a fully realistic 3D penis, complete with pubic bush."

Best line said in a news article ever.
#22 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Pics plx.
#23 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Half? More like 99%.
#24 Posted by ZeroCast (1869 posts) -

That ain't gonna go down will!

#25 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1298 posts) -

First off, who does a business deal in the nude? Second off, why does it have to be a disgusting dude? Third, it is actually laughable. My curiosity was just too much, I had to watch it.

#26 Posted by BiG_Weasel (524 posts) -

That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.

#27 Posted by tokyochicken (849 posts) -
BiG_Weasel said:
"That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.
"
But its Rockstar what can you expect from them at this point? lOh rockstar you skamps
#28 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -
BiG_Weasel said:
"That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.
"
It got an ESRB rating of M. Also: it's a download, store won't be carrying it.
#29 Posted by Bucketdeth (8003 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Half? More like 99%.
"
You know what I meant silly goose, half = 99% : )
#30 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3089 posts) -

This will be interesting. I wonder if it will cause a similar uproar as Hot Coffee. Personally I believe it shouldn't because it is just nudity, nothing sexual. Unlike Hot Coffee where you were in the act of sexing.

#31 Posted by BoG (5180 posts) -

Sold.

#32 Posted by albedos_shadow (1485 posts) -

I can never unsee that horrible lump of digital flesh. Thank you, Lies. Thank you.

#33 Posted by SmugDarkLoser (4619 posts) -

^ the big deal with hot coffee was the fact that it wasn't in the ESRB description. 

#34 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -
#35 Posted by SmugDarkLoser (4619 posts) -
#36 Posted by V_Ben (108 posts) -

hot coffee mark 2 confirmed :P
In all seriousness, this is being blown out of proportion. its just a penis.

#37 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

That was awesome, but it didn't move very much.

#38 Posted by BoG (5180 posts) -

Oh, that's just disgusting. It's less what it is then imagining what it is. It's merely a flesh colored tube, but when you think about it, it's just icky.

#39 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Less than 20 seconds of poorly animated flaccid dick. Oh, think of the children!

#40 Posted by Bucketdeth (8003 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Less than 20 seconds of poorly animated flaccid dick. Oh, think of the children!
"
This.
#41 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

Ha finally a reason to create a legitimate penis page. Hmmm object or concept?

#42 Posted by End_Boss (3220 posts) -
Endogene said:
"Ha finally a reason to create a legitimate penis page. Hmmm object or concept?"
Concept, as there are peens both big and small.
#43 Posted by BoG (5180 posts) -

Endogene will do anything for the points.

#44 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Haha. That is some move. Rockstar is always pushing the limits.

#45 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -
BoG said:
"Endogene will do anything for the points."
Endogene is the top wiki editor for Rapelay
#47 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -
auspiciousqueue said:
"Could it potentially give him a heart attack?"
It's probably what they're intending.
#48 Posted by thedez (129 posts) -

That'll teach you for buying a game without looking at the rating, the back of the book, or the freakin title.

Just watch the 1up video.  The scene is not gratuitous in the least.

#49 Posted by BiG_Weasel (524 posts) -

At least its not gratuitous in the way that "Walk Hard" had that naked scene, or *BLECH* "Borat"

#50 Posted by DoctorTran (1544 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Occasionally.

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