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    Rockstar returns to the fictional state of San Andreas with a crew of three criminal protagonists who work together to pull off a series of high-profile heists.

    Post Your Personal Analysis from Dr. Friedlander

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    MEATBALL

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    I didn't spot a thread for people to post their post-game Friedlander Analysis. After you receive it in-game it can be found on Rockstar Social Club under the missions tab.

    Mine:

    Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.

    Classic fence sitter!

    Very grandiose.

    Desperate for material possessions.

    Creepy with women.

    Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.

    Not a good care giver.

    Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

    Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

    Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

    Now they are interested in yoga?

    Physically unambitious.

    Like strangers.

    Distracted.

    Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

    Dr Isaiah Friedlander

    I'd be interested to see how much this stuff varies.

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    From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

    Client Notes - Highly Confidential

    Hmmmm... words fail me.

    Decisively indecisive.

    Likes to think of self as big cheese.

    Reckless financially.

    Very into showing off.

    Sexually judgmental about some things.

    Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

    Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.

    Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

    Serial thief.

    Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

    At least they don't over exercise.

    Friendly, but terrifying.

    Easily distracted.

    Well, well, well, a maniac.

    I thought this stuff was pretty funny. I'd like to know how I ended up with most of it.

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    #4  Edited By hans_maulwurf

    From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

    Client Notes - Highly Confidential

    This lunatic will retire me.

    Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

    Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them.

    Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

    Bit of a peeping tom.

    Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

    Wants to be good family member.

    Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

    Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

    Violent thief.

    Devoted yogi? Bizarre!

    At least they don't over exercise.

    Like strangers.

    Distracted.

    I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

    Proud to be a devoted yogi. Hard to say where a lot of the other stuff comes from - things like "wants to be a good family member" seem like an unavoidable part of the story to me, though that's apparently not the case.

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    Welp, this is embarassing. Sorry guys.

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