I can't even figure out where this originated from. I first saw this from HipHopGamer, and he just wrote some shit. With a video of him talking that goes nowhere. So I had to look it up, and I haven't found Any American sites talking about this.
But what happened was that: European online-retailer Cool Shop, has a listing with an Xbox One version you can order. I did read about the PS4 release date, but where the fuck is HHG getting this fucking PS Vita version news? I'll go and look a little later.
A Danish retailer has listed an Xbox One version of Grand Theft Auto V on their products pages for pre-order, claiming that an “Expected release will be announced later”. As for the timing of this announcement, “We are waiting for the announcement of the release date, you can pre-order now, we will send the goods as soon as it comes,” says the retail listing.
Ohf. Auhhm?. What the fuck? Still what the fuck, what the fuck about that PS Vita version? If anything, I'd bet it'd fall into the GTA V storyline, and not follow up the Chinatown Wars story. I don't think it would really be 3D either. 2D is a solid choice. Hustling to the max, CW style all up in Los Santos, sounds pretty fucking nice..
Oh and yo, PC. Dope.