Give me your worst Guitar Hero ideas!

Posted by Dalai (7017 posts) -

I think it's safe to say that Activision is going to squeeze out as much Guitar Hero as they possibly can for the next few years, and in that period I expect some real head-scratchers to be announced.

So... give me your worst, Giant Bomb!  What's the worst Guitar Hero game you can think of?  And I'll automatically eliminate Guitar Hero: Korn as that's my awesomely horrible pick.

#1 Posted by Dalai (7017 posts) -

I think it's safe to say that Activision is going to squeeze out as much Guitar Hero as they possibly can for the next few years, and in that period I expect some real head-scratchers to be announced.

So... give me your worst, Giant Bomb!  What's the worst Guitar Hero game you can think of?  And I'll automatically eliminate Guitar Hero: Korn as that's my awesomely horrible pick.

#2 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

Guitar Hero: The Jonas Brothers....

Hey, someone had to say it!

#3 Edited by Kush (8889 posts) -

I'd like to give you my worst GH ideas, but Activision has already taken them.

#4 Posted by LiquidPrince (15909 posts) -
BiggerBomb said:
"Guitar Hero: The Jonas Brothers....

Hey, someone had to say it!"

Guitar Hero: Hannah Montana...

#5 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

Aerosmith

Oh wait...

#6 Edited by CreamyGoodness (1086 posts) -

guitar hero 5: world tour 2

just make it sing downloads and updates please

#7 Posted by William (441 posts) -

Rap. Sorry levio, i know you always wanted rap in guitar hero.

#8 Posted by Bucketdeth (8007 posts) -

Guitar hero: Solja Boy, told'em'so edition

#9 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Learn How to Live Like a Real Guitar Hero

*drugs, alcohol and prostitutes sold seperately*

*For the ages of 16+*

#10 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Guitar Hero: *Insert metal band*

#11 Posted by heavymtlhead (219 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Jingle Edition
Activision wants to fill its games with so much advertising that they will put out a game where you only play commercial jingles. Brought to you by Burger King.

#12 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Bach.

#13 Posted by ThomasP (1655 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Limp Bizkit

#14 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Guitar Hero: *Insert metal band*"
Actually, this still, but also, based on my experiences with Guitar Hero and Rock Band so far, i'd have to pitch Guitar Hero: Rush, Guitar Hero: Tool, Guitar Hero: Dragonforce and Guitar Hero: Whatever band it is that does that 'NIGHTS FILLED WITH LONGER HOURS!' song.
#15 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"Guitar Hero: *Insert metal band*"
Actually, this still, but also, based on my experiences with Guitar Hero and Rock Band so far, i'd have to pitch Guitar Hero: Rush, Guitar Hero: Tool, Guitar Hero: Dragonforce and Guitar Hero: Whatever band it is that does that 'NIGHTS FILLED WITH LONGER HOURS!' song."
Guitar Hero: The Main Drag would be balls, but you take Rush and Tool back. TAKE EM BACK!
#16 Posted by Bucketdeth (8007 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"Guitar Hero: *Insert metal band*"
Actually, this still, but also, based on my experiences with Guitar Hero and Rock Band so far, i'd have to pitch Guitar Hero: Rush, Guitar Hero: Tool, Guitar Hero: Dragonforce and Guitar Hero: Whatever band it is that does that 'NIGHTS FILLED WITH LONGER HOURS!' song."
Don`t be dissing rush son, just don`t.
Because a Guitar Hero: Fallout boy, would kick ass.
#17 Posted by Gameboi (653 posts) -
#18 Edited by hazzard4123 (196 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Midnight Brown. Wait...... that would be fucking awesome!

#19 Edited by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
Arkthemaniac said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"Guitar Hero: *Insert metal band*"
Actually, this still, but also, based on my experiences with Guitar Hero and Rock Band so far, i'd have to pitch Guitar Hero: Rush, Guitar Hero: Tool, Guitar Hero: Dragonforce and Guitar Hero: Whatever band it is that does that 'NIGHTS FILLED WITH LONGER HOURS!' song."
Guitar Hero: The Main Drag would be balls, but you take Rush and Tool back. TAKE EM BACK!"
That song about the Trees really makes me depressed while playing it. It's just horrific. Rush fan or not, you can't like that song. My friend who i've been doing co-op with is a Rush fan and he hates it too. And Tool's part on GH:WT was hell. Not fun songs at all.

Bucketdeth said:
"Because a Guitar Hero: Fallout boy, would kick ass."
Me and 2 of my bros played This Ain't a Scene and it was easily one of the greatest multiplayer experiences of my life. All 3 of us grabbing the mic to do Pete Wentz' 'do do do do d-do' part was amazing.
#20 Posted by heavymtlhead (219 posts) -
Gameboi said:
"Guitar Hero: Tiny Tim edition trumps all."

He said WORST Guitar Hero ideas.
#21 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Arkthemaniac said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"Guitar Hero: *Insert metal band*"
Actually, this still, but also, based on my experiences with Guitar Hero and Rock Band so far, i'd have to pitch Guitar Hero: Rush, Guitar Hero: Tool, Guitar Hero: Dragonforce and Guitar Hero: Whatever band it is that does that 'NIGHTS FILLED WITH LONGER HOURS!' song."
Guitar Hero: The Main Drag would be balls, but you take Rush and Tool back. TAKE EM BACK!"
That song about the Trees really makes me depressed while playing it. It's just horrific. Rush fan or not, you can't like that song. My friend who i've been doing co-op with is a Rush fan and he hates it too. And Tool's part on GH:WT was hell. Not fun songs at all.
Well, I've met many people who would severely disagree, but what the fuck, this isn't gonna go anywhere except you telling me I'm going to end up working at McDonalds. Think of it this way:
Playing guitar, bass and drums for this:

  


Playing guitar, bass and drums for this:

  


This is why my answer is right.
#22 Posted by lvl10Wizard (326 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Nickelback would be a new low for planet Earth.

#23 Edited by hazzard4123 (196 posts) -
lvl10Wizard said:
"Guitar Hero: Nickelback would be a new low for planet Earth."
There is no way I could agree more. God dammit, Nickelback sucks so much.
#24 Posted by Bucketdeth (8007 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:

"Because a Guitar Hero: Fallout boy, would kick ass."
Me and 2 of my bros played This Ain't a Scene and it was easily one of the greatest multiplayer experiences of my life. All 3 of us grabbing the mic to do Pete Wentz' 'do do do do d-do' part was amazing."
Wow man lol, I can`t even imagine, I picture these three guys with the black hair flipped to one side all listening to this horribly gay song and dancing around the living room with unbelievably tight pants, yum.
#25 Posted by Gameboi (653 posts) -
heavymtlhead said:
"Gameboi said:
"Guitar Hero: Tiny Tim edition trumps all."

He said WORST Guitar Hero ideas."
Are you a fan of the late great Tiny Tim?
#26 Edited by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"HandsomeDead said:

"Because a Guitar Hero: Fallout boy, would kick ass."
Me and 2 of my bros played This Ain't a Scene and it was easily one of the greatest multiplayer experiences of my life. All 3 of us grabbing the mic to do Pete Wentz' 'do do do do d-do' part was amazing."
Wow man lol, I can`t even imagine, I picture these three guys with the black hair flipped to one side all listening to this horribly gay song and dancing around the living room with unbelievably tight pants, yum."
You've basically got me right, but one of them swears he's black when he's white as the rest of us and the other is John Cusack in High Fidelity. Close, but no cigar. So, partial yum, because I'm hot.
#27 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

I think it's safe to say that none of us are capable of any kind of discussion dealing with music on these forums, myself included.

Quit bickering and accept that Bach cannot shred!
#28 Posted by lvl10Wizard (326 posts) -
Arkthemaniac said:
"I think it's safe to say that none of us are capable of any kind of discussion dealing with music on these forums, myself included.
Quit bickering and accept that Bach cannot shred!
"

Errrm Bach was like an organist dude!
#29 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

And that is why Guitar Hero: Bach would be the worst Guitar Hero concept of all time.

On a side note . . . Bach's song names are screwed up. Stuff like "I Don't Know When My Time Will Come." Weird
#30 Posted by lvl10Wizard (326 posts) -

I suppose Priests of the Temples of Syrinx makes more sense?!

#31 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Dislike Rush, Tool, Fallout Boy, The Main Drag, Mahavishnu Orchestra (better fucking not . . .), whatever, a game from them would be better than Bach.

#32 Posted by lvl10Wizard (326 posts) -

Better get writing to Activision.

#33 Posted by Woffls (127 posts) -

A Guitar Hero that has a song list catering to everyone, so that I will go and pay more money for the songs I actually want....

....

....

#34 Posted by HelixSnake (234 posts) -

I want Pink Floyd's The Wall, dammit.

Before anyone says anything: yeah, I know, but I don't care.

#35 Posted by Gameboi (653 posts) -
dsplayer1010 said:
"Aerosmith

Oh wait..."
The people disagree, as do I. Best band ever, in my opinion that means absolutely nothing on the Internet.
#36 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -

I just two words, just two words; Cowbell hero:

  
#37 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -

Guitar Hero Tool would be awesome, great vocals, drums, bass and guitar.

Guitar Hero : Jonas Brothers, I would commit suicide rather then buy it.
Same goes for Hannah Montana, Fallout Boy, Metro Station etc .. . . 

If they go back to only guitar (they wont) GH : Buckethead would be nice.

#38 Posted by Kazona (3064 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Hanson

#39 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

GH: Buckethead is winnar.

Guitar Hero: Hansen is thread winnar.
#40 Posted by RabbitKarrot (362 posts) -

Guitar Hero Underground.

DONE. LOCK THE THREAD.

#41 Posted by dirt990 (1 posts) -
the best gh ever would have to be gh pink floyd the wall i know of tons of ppl who would buy this so it would make gh alottt of money
#42 Posted by JJOR64 (18954 posts) -

Guitar Hero: Rock Band.

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