Share your (fake) blog posts!

#1 Posted by Maajin (1052 posts) -

Just finished Gunpoint and I loved every minute of it! At the very end, you're given the option to compose a blog post with the statistics and key events of the story. It's a really neat idea and I think we shoul all share what we got!

Here's mine:

9 dead. 19 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. The week echoed in my mind like something that happened in the last week.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is dead now.

In fact, I may have killed more people than I actually avenged here.

The trigger man's going down. I thought that would feel good. It did.

I don't know.

I guess I picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors.

Either way, I need a drink.

Also, this achievement popped up right at the end and had me in stitches!

#2 Edited by ottoman673 (468 posts) -

A case of crossed wires

14 dead. 36 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is dead now.

He played a dangerous game, and he didn't have the cards.

I didn't get the trigger man. It was the only play I could stomach. Wish I could say it was the right one.

I don't know.

I think I picked the right side.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is revenge.

Either way, I think I need 10ccs of ketamine and a Columbo marathon.

I decided to try and take the most fucked up route possible... I succeeded, i think.

#3 Edited by TheHT (10804 posts) -

5 dead. 28 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is dead now.

He played a dangerous game, and he didn't have the cards.

The trigger man's dead. I thought that would feel good. It did.

I don't know.

I guess I picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is revenge.

Either way, I need a drink.

They weren't kidding, it took two hours to beat.

I just didn't think I'd enjoy those two hours as much as I did. Started before bed and had to finish it.

Will play again.

#4 Posted by ScoreSetter (75 posts) -

11 dead. 28 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. The week echoed in my mind like something that happened in the last week.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is probably being picked up by the East Point police about now.

I, er, may have killed more people than I actually avenged here.

The trigger man's dead. I thought that would feel good. It did.

I don't know.

I guess I picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is justice.

Either way, I think I need 10ccs of ketamine and a Columbo marathon.

Great game. Would play through again. I'll try to kill everyone in one playthrough and kill as little as possible (are you able to kill 0?) in another.

#5 Posted by Milkman (16482 posts) -

What a fucking great game. I'm sorry it took this long for me to play it.

A case of crossed wires

9 dead. 35 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is probably being picked up by the East Point police about now.

I, er, may have killed more people than I actually avenged here.

The trigger man's going down. I thought that would feel good, but there's no escaping what it cost.

I don't know.

I guess I picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors.

Either way, I think I need 10ccs of ketamine and a Columbo marathon.

#6 Edited by TheMasterDS (2008 posts) -

26 dead. 29 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is probably being picked up by the East Point police about now.

I, er, may have killed more people than I actually avenged here.

The trigger man's dead. I thought that would feel good. It did.

I don't know.

I think I picked the right side.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors.

Either way, I need a drink.

Edit: I just replayed going almost entirely non lethal non everything.

2 dead. 0 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. The week echoed in my mind like something that happened in the last week.

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is probably being picked up by the East Point police about now.

Killing him wasn't worth the stain on my relatively new coat.

I didn't get the trigger man. When it came down to it, it turned out I didn't care.

I don't know.

I guess I picked the least shitty of two incredibly shitty sides.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is that I now have the ability to kick down doors.

Either way, I need to get out of this city.

I do not know who were the two I killed. I got Gentleman the whole way through. Probably talking about the first victim and the suicide?

#7 Posted by Brodehouse (9519 posts) -

@maajin said:

Ha! Haha! AhahaAHAHAHAH!

Alright game I'm in.

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