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    Half-Life 2: Episode Three

    Game » consists of 2 releases.

    The cancelled, infamously long-delayed final chapter of the episodic Half-Life 2 saga.

    Free Cake!!!

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    #1  Edited By d0g

    Not in anger or in wrath
    The reaper came today
    An angel visited this gray path
    And took the cube away

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    #2  Edited By twenty0ne

    Lies!

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    #3  Edited By Thrawn1

    .......what?

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    #4  Edited By Player1

    I hear lies, LIES I TELL YOU!

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    #5  Edited By hazelnutman

    YOU LIAR, GO BACK TO THE LIAR'S LAIR OF LIARS!!!!!!!!!!

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    #6  Edited By calf_exercises

    nice

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    #7  Edited By d0g

    A bridge, but no gap.
    Only time remains constant.

    I'm no liar, I've only betrayed my loyalty.

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    #8  Edited By Player1

    This is you. Liar! 

    The cake is a lie.
    The cake is a lie.

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    #9  Edited By d0g

    Prepare for....well...irreversible....consequences.

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    #10  Edited By d0g
    d0g said:
    "Not in anger or in wrath
    The reaper came today
    An angel visited this gray path
    And took the cube away
    "
    d0g said:
    "A bridge, but no gap.
    Only time remains constant.

    I'm no liar, I've only betrayed my loyalty.
    "
    d0g said:
    "Prepare for....well...irreversible....consequences."
    is there a point to all of this or are you just spamming?
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    #11  Edited By Thrawn1
    d0g said:
    "d0g said:
    "Not in anger or in wrath
    The reaper came today
    An angel visited this gray path
    And took the cube away
    "
    d0g said:
    "A bridge, but no gap.
    Only time remains constant.

    I'm no liar, I've only betrayed my loyalty.
    "
    d0g said:
    "Prepare for....well...irreversible....consequences."
    is there a point to all of this or are you just spamming?"
    who are you saying is spamming? yourself?
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    #12  Edited By Player1
    Thrawn said:
    "d0g said:
    "d0g said:
    "Not in anger or in wrath
    The reaper came today
    An angel visited this gray path
    And took the cube away
    "
    d0g said:
    "A bridge, but no gap.
    Only time remains constant.

    I'm no liar, I've only betrayed my loyalty.
    "
    d0g said:
    "Prepare for....well...irreversible....consequences."
    is there a point to all of this or are you just spamming?"
    who are you saying is spamming? yourself?"
    Your really missing the whole joke here aren't you. Ok well to fix it, why don't you go play portal, and get back to us. It will all make sense. 
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    #13  Edited By Thrawn1
    Player1 said:
    "Thrawn said:
    "d0g said:
    "d0g said:
    "Not in anger or in wrath
    The reaper came today
    An angel visited this gray path
    And took the cube away
    "
    d0g said:
    "A bridge, but no gap.
    Only time remains constant.

    I'm no liar, I've only betrayed my loyalty.
    "
    d0g said:
    "Prepare for....well...irreversible....consequences."
    is there a point to all of this or are you just spamming?"
    who are you saying is spamming? yourself?"
    Your really missing the whole joke here aren't you. Ok well to fix it, why don't you go play portal, and get back to us. It will all make sense. "
    no i understand. i played portal, i know all about the (SPOILERS!!!) "evil" computer that promises you cake and then tries to kill you.

    I'm confused, because d0g is accusing himself of spamming. I think.
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    #14  Edited By hazelnutman

    I'm gonna play some Portal now to make myself feel better.

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    #15  Edited By StaticFalconar

    Um no, the cake is a lie.

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