OH BOY HERE WE GO

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#1 Posted by familyphotoshoot (653 posts) -

ARE YOU FUCKERS READY

#2 Edited by Cincaid (2953 posts) -
#3 Posted by Jams (2959 posts) -

@Cincaid said:

@familyphotoshoot said:

ARE YOU FUCKERS READY

NO :(

IS YOUR BODY NOT READY?!?!

#4 Posted by Sackmanjones (4652 posts) -

Hmmm...

#5 Posted by Hailinel (23971 posts) -

Half-Life 3 will be the harrowing tale of a motion capture actress roaring in pained anguish after straining her hip?

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#6 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19308 posts) -

HAHAHA...

I revel in the disappointment.

#7 Edited by BirthWild (257 posts) -

I hope Alyx Vance does that pose multiple times throughout the game. #Alright

#8 Edited by familyphotoshoot (653 posts) -
#9 Posted by stryker1121 (1358 posts) -

@familyphotoshoot: Shit I'm excited. Is it still cool to be excited about these types of things? Cynicism is so boring.

#10 Posted by dungbootle (2457 posts) -

Well alrighty then!

#11 Posted by Class_A_Ninja (55 posts) -

I like this reveal. Not only does it say it is definitely coming, but it's probably pretty far along too.

#12 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Team Portal Life 3, yay!

#13 Posted by pyrodactyl (1893 posts) -

Wow, years of waiting and the suprise gets blown on twitter with a bad picture, ughhh.
That said, I'LL PLAY SOME HL3!!! WHO'S WITH ME?

#14 Edited by TheHT (10931 posts) -

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

OK. Dubious.

#15 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

So the actors and capture performers are just now getting into the studio which means Valve probably haven't been working on the game that much as of yet, maybe a year, maybe 3 months.

My guess is Half-life 3 is a launch game on the next console(s) and PC in 2014 and it will blow your mind.

#16 Posted by Phatmac (5723 posts) -

YEAH LEFT 4 DEAD 3 STARING ALYX VANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#17 Posted by Cincaid (2953 posts) -

@Scooper: Linux exclusive!

#18 Posted by groin (838 posts) -

L3FT 4 D3AD coming in 2013.

#19 Edited by BirthWild (257 posts) -

what if the actors are just now ALLOWED to post these pictures, as a ploy to make people think they haven't been working on it for a long time.

oooooh Gabe Newell... you dog you.

#20 Posted by pyrodactyl (1893 posts) -
@Class_A_Ninja

I like this reveal. Not only does it say it is definitely coming, but it's probably pretty far along too.

Nope, could be years away. This is fucking valve we're talking about here. Their design process is a clusterfuck of canceled builds and long delays.
#21 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

@familyphotoshoot said:

ARE YOU FUCKERS READY

WAIT!!! I haven't played Half-Life 2, Episode 1 OR Episode 2 yet!

#22 Posted by RE_Player1 (7551 posts) -

HOLY SHIT

#23 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

I THINK I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE JOY!

#24 Posted by august (3827 posts) -

hmmm

HMMMMM

#25 Posted by BaneFireLord (2913 posts) -

I still haven't played the first two! Yay!

#26 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19308 posts) -

I'm pretty sure people need to calm down, here... Things are never how they seem.

#27 Posted by Codeacious (960 posts) -

HNNNNNGGGG

WHEN

I NEED TO KNOW WHEN

#28 Posted by Sbaitso (510 posts) -

@august said:

hmmm

HMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMM

#29 Posted by niko555 (118 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

I'm pretty sure people need to calm down, here... Things are never how they seem.

Didnt you know that today is " things are how they seem day"

#30 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

Well I'm fucking excited, that's for damn sure.

#31 Edited by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@BaneFireLord said:

I still haven't played the first two! Yay!

They're not worth it!

Now watch me get ripped to shreds! Yay!

#32 Posted by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497 (558 posts) -

After years of fans sweating any little scrap of info about HL3 I find it hard to believe that this is how Valve would choose to reveal it. I have the feeling that there are some seriously pissed off PR people out there.

#33 Posted by Cheesebob (1232 posts) -

INFINITE JIZZING

#34 Edited by FluxWaveZ (19308 posts) -

@Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497 said:

After years of fans sweating any little scrap of info about HL3 I find it hard to believe that this is how Valve would choose to reveal it. I have the feeling that there are some seriously pissed off PR people out there.

This isn't related to Valve at all. This is Ashley Johnson's tweet, a mocap actress for The Last of Us who took a picture of Alyx Vance's mocap actress in action.

Wonder why...

#35 Posted by AltonBrown (949 posts) -

@Cloudenvy: I agree! Woo!

#36 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1197 posts) -

Whatever, Half-Life is no Call of Duty.

#37 Posted by believer258 (11682 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@BaneFireLord said:

I still haven't played the first two! Yay!

They're not worth it!

Now watch me get ripped to shreds! Yay!

Don't listen to CloudEnvy, he's fucking nuts!

...but I'm not getting excited until I at least see a gameplay demo or something. Valve takes their time with gamemaking to do it right, which is something I really like but it also means that a bit of mo-cap might indicate three more years worth of work.

Or it actually took six months and this long to figure out either how to count to three or how to skip the third HL game entirely.

#38 Posted by FirePrince (1763 posts) -

Half-Life 2 wasn't that good.

Time to leg it.

#39 Edited by Abendlaender (2768 posts) -

And this is supposed to be legit?

Who is Ashley Johnson?

#40 Edited by FluxWaveZ (19308 posts) -

Picture of Annie Wersching, another The Last of Us mocap actress wearing what's pretty much the exact same suit:

Maybe mocap suits all look the same between studios, heh.

@Abendlaender said:

And this is supposed to be legit?

Who is Ashley Johnson?

I don't see what's meant to be "legit" or "not legit" here. There is no confirmation of any kind.

Ashley Johnson is a The Last of Us mocap actress.

#41 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@believer258 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@BaneFireLord said:

I still haven't played the first two! Yay!

They're not worth it!

Now watch me get ripped to shreds! Yay!

Don't listen to CloudEnvy, he's fucking nuts!

I'm the one who knows the truth, it's all you people that are crazy!

Next you'll tell me that the driving sections in HL2 were good, SOMETHING THAT ONLY A CRAZY PERSON WOULD THINK.

#42 Posted by CptBedlam (4449 posts) -

You guys are acting as if this means HL3 is just around the corner. Actually, it means the opposite. This is some mid-development shit. Nothing to get excited about.

#43 Posted by Sackmanjones (4652 posts) -

Actually I hope this is true. That way we can just get passed this whole thing

#44 Posted by Abendlaender (2768 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@believer258 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@BaneFireLord said:

I still haven't played the first two! Yay!

They're not worth it!

Now watch me get ripped to shreds! Yay!

Don't listen to CloudEnvy, he's fucking nuts!

I'm the one who knows the truth, it's all you people that are crazy!

Next you'll tell me that the driving sections in HL2 were good, SOMETHING THAT ONLY A CRAZY PERSON WOULD THINK.

The driving sections in HL2 are basically the Citizen Kane of gaming, heretic!

#45 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11496 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@BaneFireLord said:

I still haven't played the first two! Yay!

They're not worth it!

Now watch me get ripped to shreds! Yay!

BLARGLE BLARGLE GREATEST GAME OF OUR GENERATION PHYSICS PUZZLES FACE MAPPING TECH BLARGLE LENGTHY VEHICLE SECTIONS FIRST PERSON PLATFORMING BLARGLE EMOTIONAL CONNECTION BLARGLE BLARGLE

There. Now everything that can be said against you has been said. You can thank me later.

#46 Posted by Codeacious (960 posts) -
@CptBedlam: It means that it's actually making progress at all, which I think is what's exciting here.
#47 Edited by PSNgamesun (396 posts) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk

#48 Edited by familyphotoshoot (653 posts) -

There are two realistic scenarios as far as I am concerned:

  1. Half-Life 3 is currently in some stage of production which requires mo-cap and voicework from the actors who played the characters in the previous games.
  2. Merle Dandridge is working on The Last of Us even though there have been no reports of her being attached to that game so far.

I hope the first one is correct.

#49 Edited by AlexanderSheen (4932 posts) -

If Valve put platforming puzzles in the next Half Life game, I'll quit on the franchise.

#50 Posted by Funkydupe (3312 posts) -

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Yes.

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