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    Halo 3

    Game » consists of 17 releases. Released Sep 25, 2007

    The conclusion to the original Halo trilogy has the super-soldier Master Chief joining forces with The Arbiter to finish off the threat of both the remaining Covenant Empire and the parasitic Flood, once and for all.

    What scares more: Uwe Boll, directing the Halo movie or Scientologists

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    #1  Edited By mordukai
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    #2  Edited By mordukai

    Forgot to put 'YOU' in the title.  
    Sorry.

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    #3  Edited By clubsandwich

    scientologists, since halo's story sucks he can't really make it suck more.

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    #4  Edited By hatking

     
    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

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    #5  Edited By Toxin066

    I have no problem with religion. I do have a problem with SUCK, so I voted for Uwe as the scarier.

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    #6  Edited By Fbomb

    Scientologists don't bother me, and I don't really see much of them at all, outside of that Southpark episode about them. On the other hand, I might have to see a bunch of Uwe Boll Halo trailers, and listen to the internet collectively complain about him wrecking a franchise I never got into. Maybe the operative word would be "Annoy" more than "Scare".

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    #7  Edited By c1337us

    Uwe Boll directing the movie based off of Scientologist beliefs would be epic!

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    #8  Edited By PureRok
    @HatKing said:
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    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

    "
    Except Scientologists kill people. They scare the shit out of me.
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    #9  Edited By hatking
    @PureRok:
    Because no other religion has ever been responsible for death or war or anything like that.  :/
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    #10  Edited By Fbomb
    @HatKing said:
    " @PureRok: Because no other religion has ever been responsible for death or war or anything like that.  :/ "
    Yeah. Can you imagine how messed up the world would be if religion could cause that kind of conflict throughout history? It'd have been nuts.
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    #11  Edited By hatking
    @Fbomb:
    Wait...internet sarcasm is really confusing.  Did you realize I was being sarcastic when I said that and you were also being sarcastic and agreeing with me or do I have that wrong.  Sorry if I totally killed any joke with this post.
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    #12  Edited By keyhunter

    I would rather see Uwe Boll direct the Halo movie than some other jackass. At leas then we are garanteed entertainment.

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    #13  Edited By Fbomb
    @HatKing said:

    " @Fbomb: Wait...internet sarcasm is really confusing.  Did you realize I was being sarcastic when I said that and you were also being sarcastic and agreeing with me or do I have that wrong.  Sorry if I totally killed any joke with this post. "

    I was just playing along... : /
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    #14  Edited By JonathanMoore

    Scientology are just for idiots. Uwe Boll can end your career as a human being.

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    #15  Edited By Matfei90
    @PureRok said:
    " @HatKing said:
    "

     
    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

    "
    Except Scientologists kill people. They scare the shit out of me. "
    This. Anyone who can't understand the hate for them needs to do some Googling.
     
    Two words: Lisa McPherson.
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    #16  Edited By EdIsCool

    Tom Cruise in the Halo movie...now thats frightening.

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    #17  Edited By ShaneDev
    @EdIsCool said:
    " Tom Cruise in the Halo movie...now thats frightening. "
    Dear god NOOOO!!
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    #18  Edited By bulletbeast

    sciontologist scare me.   and as far as Halos concerned im glad theyve finally started making it, i dont give a shit who directs it
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    #19  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    @bulletbeast said:
    "i dont give a shit who directs it "
    I'm guessing you're not familiar with Uwe Boll's work. Because if you were, you would care about him directing it.
     
    I'll sumarize it for you - UWE BOLL MAKES HORRIBLE MOVIES!!!!!!! YOU DO NOT WANT HIM TO DIRECT THE HALO MOVIE, OR ANY OTHER MOVIE FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    #20  Edited By Gizmo
    @MattyFTM said:

    " @bulletbeast said:

    "i dont give a shit who directs it "
    I'm guessing you're not familiar with Uwe Boll's work. Because if you were, you would care about him directing it.  I'll sumarize it for you - UWE BOLL MAKES HORRIBLE MOVIES!!!!!!! YOU DO NOT WANT HIM TO DIRECT THE HALO MOVIE, OR ANY OTHER MOVIE FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
    Watching House Of The Dead is like taking a dump, then shovelling it again up your arse, while watching BloodRayne and playing Tunnel Rats at the same time. And i'm not over-reacting, if you respect film as a art-form then you will know that what I say is true,
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    #21  Edited By guiseppe

    A bad Halo movie doesn't have any real effect on lives. Scientologists on the other hand, do. So my vote goes to them, yay!

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    #22  Edited By KowalskiManDown

    I think "scare" is the wrong word choice for this poll. I personally wouldn't lose sleep over either.

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    #23  Edited By Carlos1408

    Well I don't care so much about religions and have nothing against them,I mean what's the worst Scientologists can do? Try to indoctrinate me to death? lol 
    Uwe Boll is so much worse, he is a bad person! He'll just make more people hate Halo!
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    #24  Edited By aaox
    @HatKing said:
    " @Fbomb: Wait...internet sarcasm is really confusing.  Did you realize I was being sarcastic when I said that and you were also being sarcastic and agreeing with me or do I have that wrong.  Sorry if I totally killed any joke with this post. "
    Are... Are you supposed to put your sarcastic remarks in italics? It's difficult to convey stuff on the internet.
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    #25  Edited By Chokobo

    Scientologists are just fringe extremists who will hardly be remembered in history.
     
    Uwe Boll's terrible movies will be shown at film schools in a "how not to make a movie" class eventually.
     
    My vote goes to Uwe.

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    #26  Edited By Meowayne

    Uwe Boll makes horribly written movies with forgettable characters and  awkward action sequences. Sounds like a perfect fit to me.

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    It's kind of scary that we're more afraid of a bad movie than other people.

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    #28  Edited By Epic1990
    @HatKing said:
    "

     
    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

    "
    Scientology isn't a religion, it's a pyramid scheme.
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    #29  Edited By Matfei90
    @Epic1990 said:
    " @HatKing said:
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    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

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    Scientology isn't a religion, it's a pyramid scheme. "
    Founded by a science fiction writer. You'd think people would read that and realise then and there that it's a crock of shit designed to fleece you of your money.
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    #30  Edited By hatking
    @Epic1990:
    @Matfei90:

    Are you guys blind?  Christians have television channels dedicated to bring in money!  The fucking 700 Club is a show that asks people to send them money!  I'm not trying to justify scientology, I'm just pointing out the insane hypocrisy when other religions frown upon it.  Truth is just about every religion is responsible for death, stealing and ignorance.  So no, scientology does not scare me, BUT religous fenatics, grown fucking people in power that believe everything they read from a misquoted out of context book, THEY, scare the shit out of me.
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    #31  Edited By OmegaPirate
    @HatKing said:
    " @Epic1990: @Matfei90: Are you guys blind?  Christians have television channels dedicated to bring in money!  The fucking 700 Club is a show that asks people to send them money!  I'm not trying to justify scientology, I'm just pointing out the insane hypocrisy when other religions frown upon it.  Truth is just about every religion is responsible for death, stealing and ignorance.  So no, scientology does not scare me, BUT religous fenatics, grown fucking people in power that believe everything they read from a misquoted out of context book, THEY, scare the shit out of me. "
    I agree with this guy - voted uwe boll xD
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    #32  Edited By jakob187

    BOTH!

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    #33  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    Scientologists are a scary bunch, but if Uwe Boll directed the Halo movie there would be a rift in the fabric of time and space that would destroy us all. So I voted for that one.

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    #34  Edited By pause422

    Since any Halo movie at all no matter who its directed by will most likely be shit like every other game movie, I could care a less if Uwe Boll directed it or not.

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    #35  Edited By JJOR64

    What if Uwe Boll made a movie about Scientology?  That would be some scary shit right there.

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    #36  Edited By JamesF

    Uwe Boll. With anything.

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    #37  Edited By jeffgoldblum
    @Matfei90 said:
    " @PureRok said:
    " @HatKing said:
    "

     
    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

    "
    Except Scientologists kill people. They scare the shit out of me. "
    This. Anyone who can't understand the hate for them needs to do some Googling.  Two words: Lisa McPherson. "
    I could give you about 100 reasons to be scared of any religion.
    The problem is EXTREMISTS. All religions are usually benign until you add this word.
    I am equally afraid of Extremist Christians, Muslims, or Scientoligists.
    A regular scientoligist isnt scary at all.
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    #38  Edited By CL60

    About the same.

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    #39  Edited By citizenkane

    Uwe Boll converting to Scientology right before making the Halo movie.

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    #40  Edited By CoolDrMoney

    Neither are scary if I just close my eyes

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    #41  Edited By jeffgoldblum
    @CitizenKane said:

    " Uwe Boll converting to Scientology right before making the Halo movie. "

    Uwe Boll donates all his money to Scientology and can no longer make movies?
    Sounds good to me.
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    #42  Edited By mordukai
    @CitizenKane said:
    " Uwe Boll converting to Scientology right before making the Halo movie. "
    I think that will usher in the Apocalypse.
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    #43  Edited By KamasamaK
    @HatKing said:
    " I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion. "
    I more or less agree with the latter part, but the choice isn't against another religion. It's against a guy who makes movies, particularly one I don't care about.
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    #44  Edited By grilledcheez

    Scientology doesn't really effect me...and for the people hating on them they don't seem to realize that extremists will be extremists regardless, if scientology didn't exist they would be doing something else similar right now.  Uwe Boll ruining a potentially great movie does bother me however.

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    Uwe Boll is definitely more frightening, since its a halo movie he would make a TON of undeserved money

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    #46  Edited By auspiciousqueue

    Uwe Boll, because everyone will be talking about it, and it will be all over the TV, etc. With Scientology I hardly hear about it unless brought up by Tom Cruise.

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    #47  Edited By ryanwho

    I think if you put those three shitty things in a stew you might get something great somehow.

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    #48  Edited By Matfei90
    @JeffGoldblum said:

    " @Matfei90 said:

    " @PureRok said:
    " @HatKing said:
    "

     
    I don't get the hate for scientologists, it isn't like their religious beliefs are any more fairytale bs than any other religion.  Uwe Boll on the other hand is just a flat out idiot.

    "
    Except Scientologists kill people. They scare the shit out of me. "
    This. Anyone who can't understand the hate for them needs to do some Googling.  Two words: Lisa McPherson. "
    I could give you about 100 reasons to be scared of any religion. The problem is EXTREMISTS. All religions are usually benign until you add this word. I am equally afraid of Extremist Christians, Muslims, or Scientoligists. A regular scientoligist isnt scary at all. "
    I'm talking about Scientology as a collective - as the organisation that it is. A single misguided follower of Scientology isn't harmful, no more harmful than one following any other strain of belief. It wasn't my point to single out a sole congregant to be scared about, but the inner machinations of the organisation. And while I agree it takes the fanatics and extremists to perpetrate these atrocities, there's no denying the horrible things Scientology does as an entity - harsh labour for punishment or forced abortions (even if the mother was consenting and wanted the child) in the Sea Org, for example.
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    #49  Edited By flaminghobo

    While Scientology and other religions don't really bother me in the slightest, I still would find a couple of Scientologists knocking on my door and trying to convert me scarier than Uwe Boll creating a movie about an average franchaise.

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    #50  Edited By Zereta

    If Boll does it... 
     
    If he... 
     
    Oh god.. 
     
    Oh god.. 
     
    OH FUCKING GAWD!

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