This game has balls.

Halo 4

Game » consists of 6 releases. First released on Nov 05, 2012

The first game in the second trilogy of the Halo series has the Master Chief awakening from cryostasis (four years after the events of the previous trilogy) as he explores the mysterious Forerunner shield world Requiem, fights a newly-formed Covenant group, and accidentally awakens an ancient evil.

This game has balls.

#1 Posted by GeoffPeterson1 (29 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

No seriously it actually has robotic floating balls (possibly built by the forerunners) I am really excitied about how this will shake up combat a bit. Halo's combat was getting really stale I was getting tired of fighting against the Covenant and their predictable tactics, I hope they introduce a lot more new enemies.

#2 Posted by TentPole (1858 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

If only their ball filled game was a little less safe and comfortable. It could have been something amazing.

#3 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

Teabagging with big balls confirmed.

#4 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3549 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

#5 Posted by Seedofpower (3744 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@AlexanderSheen said:

Fuck you beat me to it.

Look at my balls!

#6 Posted by Zacagawea (1326 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@TentPole said:

If only their ball filled game was a little less safe and comfortable. It could have been something amazing.

Stop describing every game ever

#7 Edited by TentPole (1858 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@Zacagawea said:

@TentPole said:
If only their ball filled game was a little less safe and comfortable. It could have been something amazing.
Stop describing every game ever

Hardly

When your Narrative Director abandons you because you are refusing to take risks or be willing to do something interesting then you have problems.

#8 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3549 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@Seedofpower said:

@AlexanderSheen said:
Fuck you beat me to it.
Look at my balls!

You can swing 'em to the left.

#9 Posted by Seedofpower (3744 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Seedofpower said:
@AlexanderSheen said:
Fuck you beat me to it.
Look at my balls!
You can swing 'em to the left.

You can tickle'em.

#10 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3549 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@Seedofpower said:

@AlexanderSheen said:
@Seedofpower said:
@AlexanderSheen said:
Fuck you beat me to it.
Look at my balls!
You can swing 'em to the left.
You can tickle'em.

One of my balls can die and it'll never come back.

#11 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4267 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@Claude said:

Teabagging with big balls confirmed.

Did anyone call me?

#12 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Claude said:
Teabagging with big balls confirmed.
Did anyone call me?

Do Japanese teabag? Halo ain't so big overseas.

#13 Posted by SamFo (1491 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@TentPole said:

@Zacagawea said:
@TentPole said:
If only their ball filled game was a little less safe and comfortable. It could have been something amazing.
Stop describing every game ever
Hardly
When your Narrative Director abandons you because you are refusing to take risks or be willing to do something interesting then you have problems.

Hmmm I really dont know what the people complaining wanted out of this game... Tell me what would have been a radical enough departure for you...

#14 Posted by TentPole (1858 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

@SamFo: Multiplayer is great. They should keep doing what they are doing. Singleplayer: Nonlinear structure and no covenant.

#15 Posted by GeoffPeterson1 (29 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

Ok guys, I don't want this thread to devolve into a long list a of ball jokes so keep on the topic of Halo 4's combat or you will really test the patience of the Moderators.

#16 Posted by NakAttack (1236 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago

hell yeah it does.

#17 Posted by big_jon (5105 posts) - 11 months, 18 days ago

I think that ball way the Didact in some form, so I think it is probably the only one in the game.

#18 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4267 posts) - 11 months, 18 days ago

@Claude said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
@Claude said:
Teabagging with big balls confirmed.
Did anyone call me?
Do Japanese teabag? Halo ain't so big overseas.

The 360 kinda sells over there and the Japanese sure love their teabags

#19 Posted by believer258 (7877 posts) - 11 months, 18 days ago

There was that one ball that appeared behind Master Chief toward the beginning. Then it floated off into the distance.

Anyway, yes. The presence of giant floating balls that can harm you seems to bring new levels of both Freudian psychology and combat tactics to the rich and vibrant mythology that constitutes the Halo universe.

#20 Posted by big_jon (5105 posts) - 11 months, 18 days ago

I guess it is a Cryptum.

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