Dear Citizens of Reach,
If you do not wish to be shot at point blank range through the head, please do not step in front of my gun as I am firing. Cowering in fear or wandering aimlessly just a few inches from where the bullets are leaving my weapon not only prevents me from hitting my target (namely the aliens invading your lovely planet), but tends to result in the death you seem so desperate to otherwise avoid. Staying behind me as I'm unloading my clip not only keeps you breathing this fresh Reach air for a few minutes longer, it also boosts my chances of not having to go back and fight those goddamn brutes with the fuel rod cannons again just because a brainless woman decided the safest place to be in this sort of situation is as close as possible to the business end of a sophisticated industrial death delivery device. And then maybe, just maybe, we can all make it out of here together, alive.
Thanks for your time.
Sincerely,
Noble Six
Halo: Reach
Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Sep 14, 2010
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