Do they exist?
Because I haven't had much luck at most burger joints.
Hamburger
A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).
Burgers that that look like their advertisements....
"Chili Burgers at Georges. EXACTLY like the picture."Hell, a chili burger looks nasty as hell no matter what the hell you do with it.
"Coltonio7 said:Exactly. A Chili Burger looks like a big piece of dump no matter what. The picture reflects that =D"Chili Burgers at Georges. EXACTLY like the picture."Hell, a chili burger looks nasty as hell no matter what the hell you do with it.Heh, I said hell 3 times in 1 sentence without even realizing."
"The only correct response to the thread title is 'no such thing'."Ima prove you wrong.
i thought it was the only Carl's Jr. because their commercial burgers are too... tall, because the real thing has been smashed with a hammer and occasionally run over by some sort of jeep (the patty... atleast)
"HandsomeDead said:You won't. You can't."The only correct response to the thread title is 'no such thing'."Ima prove you wrong."
Check out A Hamburger Today and you'll never have to watch another Burger advert for the rest of your life. Seriously, they make the perfection laced commercial burgers look like shit.
I wouldn't want a burger that is made like the ones in the adverts.
"I wouldn't want a burger that is made like the ones in the adverts.Fine I'll correct myself!!By that, I mean that most food shown in advertising is not actually food. That glisten on the burger in the commercial? Yeah, that's usually some form of professional craft glazing. The cheese? Usually it's a form of plastic. The buns? Sadly, they are usually some form of pre-cut foam."
How many people have seen a fast food burger that looks like their advertised artificial plastic foam counterparts? Happy? Thanks for break my dreams of one day meeting a glistening burger! JERK!
P.S. I love your forum posts, they're funny, opinionated and concise, exactly what I love to see after a hard day.
"The Hungry Horse, 4 x 4 Burger. A pound of meat!!!
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Five Guys comes pretty close,and there burgers taste pretty damn fine.,
NO.
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