Do burgers make you fat>?

#1 Edited by garc4475 (159 posts) -

seriously you guys.......
the last thing i want is  a skin blanket for my  hot dog downstairs.
 
and by skin blanket i mean ma belly fat.
and by hot dog downsatirs i mean ma d**k

#2 Edited by CaptainObvious (2996 posts) -

Yes they do.

#3 Posted by Baillie (4075 posts) -

REALLY?

#4 Posted by nanikore (2740 posts) -

Do people get old? 
Do cars run on fuel?

#5 Posted by Allprox (540 posts) -

Only if you eat them.
If you're a burger art fan though I think you'll be alright.

#6 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

In moderation, no.

#7 Posted by garc4475 (159 posts) -
@Allprox said:

" Only if you eat them. If you're a burger art fan though I think you'll be alright. "

 OMG and here ma momma always tollds me never play with ma food
 
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orjALWsyaR4
 
hot dang
#8 Edited by Kohe321 (3523 posts) -

Anything that has calories can make you fat... It's a simple equation. Consume more calories than your body can burn per day, and you will gain weight. With no weightlifting, that weight is going to be PURE fat.

#9 Posted by Allprox (540 posts) -
@garc4475 said:
" @Allprox said:

" Only if you eat them. If you're a burger art fan though I think you'll be alright. "

 OMG and here ma momma always tollds me never play with ma food    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orjALWsyaR4  hot dang "
That was actually pretty awesome.
#10 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

Burgers don't make people fight, people make people fat.  Or something like that...

#11 Posted by Marz (5648 posts) -
not exercising after eating a burger makes people fat.
#12 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

Eating many burgers, not exercising enough and having slow metabolism = fat ass.

#13 Posted by DanceDanceKennypants (632 posts) -

Burgers only make you fat if you don't poop 'em out.
 
Not pooping makes you fat.

#14 Posted by Shadow (4979 posts) -

No.  It's eating so many of them that makes me fat.

#15 Posted by RobotHamster (4171 posts) -

No, i eat and eat and eat yet im still skinny, its cause of my high metabolism.  People usually compare my eating habits to Shaggy from scooby-doo, i just don't get fat

#16 Posted by Laticsfan (596 posts) -

As long as you do the work to burn off the calories you wont get fat. Look at Ochocinco he eats McDonalds religously but he trains enough to keep in top shape.

#17 Posted by get2sammyb (6412 posts) -

Everything in moderation except moderation itself. Eating junk food from time to time is absolutely fine so long as you're not; a) a crazy fitness freak and, b) are exercising and balancing the junk food with other stuff.
 
Please ban this guy already by the way.

#18 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

l recommend a burger only diet, preferably with bacon and cheese.  I have followed this diet religiously for years and now am a lean 675lbs with 4 heart attacks under my belt.  Pretty good for being 23 years of age. /endsnark

#19 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) -
@Allprox said:
" Only if you eat them. If you're a burger art fan though I think you'll be alright. "
Thank goodness. Worried for a second.
#20 Posted by Geno (6477 posts) -

Not technically; they just have a lot of calories per square inch. If you eat 2-3 hamburgers per today while eating nothing else, you won't gain any weight. 

#21 Posted by Downandout (290 posts) -

Zero Gravity helium burgers are fine they make you lose weight aswell!

#22 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

No they make you skinny.

#23 Posted by AjayRaz (12424 posts) -

no. hamburgers increase your strength and if you eat enough, you will be a bodybuilder, without even touching a weight. 

#24 Posted by MythDarK (544 posts) -
#25 Posted by MikkaQ (10281 posts) -

Buy lean-ass beef ($$) and forget the bread. Or condiments. 
  
Throw on some veg. 
 
And you can eat as many of those pussyburgers as you want. You'll gain some weight, but not as muché

#26 Posted by rmills87 (463 posts) -

If you purchase a hamburger from a fast-food restaurant or purchase pre-cut burgers in the stores, YES, you will become fat.  If you purchase natural 98% lean beef and make the burgers yourself, you will not get fat.
#27 Edited by Skald (4367 posts) -
#28 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

Why else would they call it a Royale with cheese?

#29 Posted by jmrwacko (2443 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" no. hamburgers increase your strength and if you eat enough, you will be a bodybuilder, without even touching a weight.  "
This. Especially if you eat the Windows 7 burger.
#30 Posted by AjayRaz (12424 posts) -
@jmrwacko said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" no. hamburgers increase your strength and if you eat enough, you will be a bodybuilder, without even touching a weight.  "
This. Especially if you eat the Windows 7 burger. "
*drool*  
 
that burger is rumored to give you powers to spawn computers at will and it also increases your knowledge of computers. 
#31 Edited by Stang (4726 posts) -

These people are full of shit. I eat 4 a day, and weigh a very healthy 365 pounds. Don't listen to any of them.

#32 Posted by Skytylz (4031 posts) -

depends, if you buy one at burger king yah, if you make one at home no, they are actually pretty healthy.

#33 Posted by guiseppe (2840 posts) -

Depends on a lot of things, like how often you eat them, ingredients, if you exercise or not, metabolism and so on.

#34 Posted by Dalai (7017 posts) -

Only if you fuck with nature.
#35 Posted by demontium (4707 posts) -

I eat burgers. 
 
I am fat. 
 
Yes.

#36 Edited by MattyFTM (14366 posts) -

Proper, homemade purgers, no, not really. All that is in a burger is beef mince, onions and spices/flavourings. There isn't anything particularly unhealthy in that (obviously in moderation, in excess pretty much anything will make you fat).
 
Fast food burgers - yes. Some fast food burgers (with fries) contain over 75% of your recommended daily calorie count. Which is waaaaaay too much for one meal. But even then, if you only have them occasionally and get a decent amount of exercise, you aren't going to get fat.

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#37 Posted by PureRok (4235 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" Proper, homemade purgers, no, not really. All that is in a burger is beef mince, onions and spices/flavourings. There isn't anything particularly unhealthy in that (obviously in moderation, in excess pretty much anything will make you fat).  Fast food burgers - yes. Some fast food burgers (with fries) contain over 75% of your recommended daily calorie count. Which is waaaaaay too much for one meal. But even then, if you only have them occasionally and get a decent amount of exercise, you aren't going to get fat. "
God, onions suck.
#38 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4909 posts) -

No, burgers are healthy and have loads of vitamin C in them, as a wise man once said; 5 burgers a day keeps the doctor away.

#39 Posted by Blaaze89 (85 posts) -

what about ass burgers?
#40 Posted by Brendan (7734 posts) -
@DanceDanceKennypants said:
"Burgers only make you constipated if you don't poop 'em out.  Not pooping makes you constipated. " 
 

Fixed.
#41 Posted by Korwin (2837 posts) -
#42 Posted by garc4475 (159 posts) -
@Dalai said:
"
Only if you fuck with nature.
"
oh dear.
#43 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

I thought the title said do burgers make you fap... 
 
Yes.

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